Disclaimer: See previous chapter.
Author's note: Jade the Sith- Sorry about ruining TFP for you. Hopefully this should cheer you up.
Lala- Thank you, and I don't think you were crazy. I almost starting yelling when I read that too. I really did a double take on that one.
Satan's Advocate-Thank you, I had almost the same reaction.
Aniamifan1988- Well at least someone is happy about Jag having blue eyes. And as for Zekk, I wouldn't worry, if there was any chance of anyone liking his character in YJK then they totally destroyed it in NJO, IMHO.
MarshaMarshaMarsh- I noticed that too. Pash fine that makes sense, but really, what was Page doing there. As far as I could tell he wasn't even mentioned until he was killed.
Sith Sora Jade- I don't know, despite the errors I hope Keyes doesn't get too much hate mail. He is one of the better NJO authors. I couldn't believe they got JAMES LUCENO to write the finale. Where is Tim Zhan when you need him?
Any errors in this portion of this document should be attributed to the fact that unlike certain others *cough*NJOAuthors*cough* I actually have no editor. Oh wait, never mind, NJO authors still make errors!
We here at HNNN have another intriguing development to report to you tonight. It seems as if there has been a blatant demotion of one of the Jedi's youngest and most talked about Knight's, Tahiri Veila. At the tender age of sixteen this remarkable young Jedi Knight has fallen in love with another of the Order's bright, young rising stars, only to have him ripped violently away from her while they were participating in a mission on Myrk involving an elite group of Jedi who's mission it was to save the entire Order from destruction. She has also led a starfighter squadron and survived mind altering torture from the Yuuzhan Vong. She even managed to cope with the side effects of another personality to maintain her sanity.
We here at HNNN of course, find it in no way preposterous that a sixteen year old or younger girl could manage all of this or even be allowed to join the military, much less lead a squadron. We would also like to point out that it was in fact, almost a year ago when Jedi Veila, now Apprentice Veila was officially Knighted, although she had previously been acting without a master for quite some time.
Her recent apparent demotion also came in the midst of dangerious mission, this time a mission to a moving planet that was somehow supposed to bring peace to the galaxy. While this demotion was definitely an unexpected turn of events for the rest of the galaxy, it was equally surprising for Jed- er, Apprentice Veila.
To quote her earlier comment, "I don't know what happened. One moment I was there full of righteous rage, the next thing I know I'm saying 'Yes, Master,' to Corran Horn. My sudden demotion was quite a shock, but as time went by I began to notice that it seemed as if I had demoted myself and asked Jedi Horn to teach me the ways of the Jedi. I, of course, have no memory of this, but given the recent event concerning the state of my mental health, the possibility of me having a third personality who is responsible for this, is being investigated."
In response to this comment, other sources have begun to call Apprentice Veila the resident Jedi lunatic, as that position has been vacant since the death of the clone Jedi Master Joruus C'Boath. However, we couldn't get any sources inside the order to confirm or deny this report.
Another independent investigation has been started based on the assumption that the now Apprentice Veila has a form of inverse "Solo Luck." Instead of attracting good luck as the Solos have for decades, Apprentice Veila has been attracting bad luck. This would appear to be true in the case of both Anakin Solo and Nem Yim. Both beings were said to grow close (in entirely different ways) to Veila during their last days, but then die soon after receiving some revelation that would change the face of the galaxy and unite it in peace.
According to this theory, Miss Veila's sudden demotion to apprentice was the will of a very peeved force. Several beings, however, did note that this theory seemed a bit farfetched. These beings, perhaps for fear of authors actually doing some permanent editing to their characters, would not give their names and wished to remain anonymous. They're own ludicrous theory points to a logical (yeah, right) assumption made on the part of the author (For other instances of this phenomenon see the aforementioned Jag Fel eye coloring dispute). It appears that the author, when confronted with a situation where a younger Jedi worked with an older Jedi, immediately forgot the previous cannon works and resorted to the traditional master/apprentice relationship.
That concludes this portion of our broadcast for the evening, but we'll be back later with news about the recent Jacen Solo disappearance.
It should also be noted that, while we here at HNNN wish Apprentice Veila the best of luck on a promotions in the near future, we call dibs o the exclusive report that will result when without any notice or mention of her demotion at all, Apprentice Veila is repromoted to her former status, before her next jaunt into the world of Profics.
A note to the uninformed: Profics is actually an abbreviation. This abbreviation is commonly mistaken for the words Pro Fiction, but actually stands for Prolific Errors.
Author's note: Jade the Sith- Sorry about ruining TFP for you. Hopefully this should cheer you up.
Lala- Thank you, and I don't think you were crazy. I almost starting yelling when I read that too. I really did a double take on that one.
Satan's Advocate-Thank you, I had almost the same reaction.
Aniamifan1988- Well at least someone is happy about Jag having blue eyes. And as for Zekk, I wouldn't worry, if there was any chance of anyone liking his character in YJK then they totally destroyed it in NJO, IMHO.
MarshaMarshaMarsh- I noticed that too. Pash fine that makes sense, but really, what was Page doing there. As far as I could tell he wasn't even mentioned until he was killed.
Sith Sora Jade- I don't know, despite the errors I hope Keyes doesn't get too much hate mail. He is one of the better NJO authors. I couldn't believe they got JAMES LUCENO to write the finale. Where is Tim Zhan when you need him?
Any errors in this portion of this document should be attributed to the fact that unlike certain others *cough*NJOAuthors*cough* I actually have no editor. Oh wait, never mind, NJO authors still make errors!
We here at HNNN have another intriguing development to report to you tonight. It seems as if there has been a blatant demotion of one of the Jedi's youngest and most talked about Knight's, Tahiri Veila. At the tender age of sixteen this remarkable young Jedi Knight has fallen in love with another of the Order's bright, young rising stars, only to have him ripped violently away from her while they were participating in a mission on Myrk involving an elite group of Jedi who's mission it was to save the entire Order from destruction. She has also led a starfighter squadron and survived mind altering torture from the Yuuzhan Vong. She even managed to cope with the side effects of another personality to maintain her sanity.
We here at HNNN of course, find it in no way preposterous that a sixteen year old or younger girl could manage all of this or even be allowed to join the military, much less lead a squadron. We would also like to point out that it was in fact, almost a year ago when Jedi Veila, now Apprentice Veila was officially Knighted, although she had previously been acting without a master for quite some time.
Her recent apparent demotion also came in the midst of dangerious mission, this time a mission to a moving planet that was somehow supposed to bring peace to the galaxy. While this demotion was definitely an unexpected turn of events for the rest of the galaxy, it was equally surprising for Jed- er, Apprentice Veila.
To quote her earlier comment, "I don't know what happened. One moment I was there full of righteous rage, the next thing I know I'm saying 'Yes, Master,' to Corran Horn. My sudden demotion was quite a shock, but as time went by I began to notice that it seemed as if I had demoted myself and asked Jedi Horn to teach me the ways of the Jedi. I, of course, have no memory of this, but given the recent event concerning the state of my mental health, the possibility of me having a third personality who is responsible for this, is being investigated."
In response to this comment, other sources have begun to call Apprentice Veila the resident Jedi lunatic, as that position has been vacant since the death of the clone Jedi Master Joruus C'Boath. However, we couldn't get any sources inside the order to confirm or deny this report.
Another independent investigation has been started based on the assumption that the now Apprentice Veila has a form of inverse "Solo Luck." Instead of attracting good luck as the Solos have for decades, Apprentice Veila has been attracting bad luck. This would appear to be true in the case of both Anakin Solo and Nem Yim. Both beings were said to grow close (in entirely different ways) to Veila during their last days, but then die soon after receiving some revelation that would change the face of the galaxy and unite it in peace.
According to this theory, Miss Veila's sudden demotion to apprentice was the will of a very peeved force. Several beings, however, did note that this theory seemed a bit farfetched. These beings, perhaps for fear of authors actually doing some permanent editing to their characters, would not give their names and wished to remain anonymous. They're own ludicrous theory points to a logical (yeah, right) assumption made on the part of the author (For other instances of this phenomenon see the aforementioned Jag Fel eye coloring dispute). It appears that the author, when confronted with a situation where a younger Jedi worked with an older Jedi, immediately forgot the previous cannon works and resorted to the traditional master/apprentice relationship.
That concludes this portion of our broadcast for the evening, but we'll be back later with news about the recent Jacen Solo disappearance.
It should also be noted that, while we here at HNNN wish Apprentice Veila the best of luck on a promotions in the near future, we call dibs o the exclusive report that will result when without any notice or mention of her demotion at all, Apprentice Veila is repromoted to her former status, before her next jaunt into the world of Profics.
A note to the uninformed: Profics is actually an abbreviation. This abbreviation is commonly mistaken for the words Pro Fiction, but actually stands for Prolific Errors.