When Cindy Goes to Henry......
Once upon a time....... Woah, woah, wait! Hold up! What's all this "once upon a time" crap! Dis da hood! G-town! Ok, so it's not THAT ghetto but it's still not "once upon a time" material!
Okay, so there was this chick named......uh, line?? O yeah! A chick named Cinderella. Wow, that's a messed up name! Oh, sorry back to the story! She went to a school for the first time. She went to Henry. There, she met Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Jasmine, Prince Charming, Aladin, Bell, Auriele, Tigger, Rabbit, Pooh, Kanga, Owl, and Piglet. She immediately picked out the people she wouldn't hang out with. Little did she know that some people didn't want to hang out with her either. She eliminated Sleeping Beauty because she figured two things. 1. She would get in trouble in class for not paying attention while trying to wake up her new friend. 2. Sleeping B. would never listen to her problems. Some people are so selfish! Then she eliminated Bell. She kissed a beast! EWW! Then she eliminated Snow white and all the little animals. How can animals talk? And why did Snow white talk to them? Auriele lived in a fish tank, Something about, missing the ocean and that was the only thing that reminded her of it? Weird..... Then she eliminated ALadin and Prince Charming even though she liked them. She couldn't hang out with boys! That would be too weird! The only person left was Jasmine. She soon eliminated her. She was a teachers pet. So she sat on a tuffet all by herself soon to be kicked off by Miss Miffet. Why was she so important? She's not the teacher!
"CREATURES!!!!!!!" shouted the teacher. "A'ight creatures!!!! Time to do some work! Take out you're pencils! I said pencils not pens! This is math people!"
Later-
"Cindy! I DON'T THINK YOUR GETTING THIS DOWN!" shouted the teacher as she ate come more paper. "Yes I did." said Cindy as she showed it to the teacher. "Don't talk back to me Cindy! Go to the principles office!" As Cindy started to walk to the office, she saw Will Turner. She drooled. The Jack Sparrow went up to her and said "Would you like some beer? It's on me! Hahaha...oh....woah...." And he fainted! Then Will came over and walked right past her. She followed him through the dirty hallways, past the tiny lockers, through the tough crowd, all the way to the principal's office! It was like a dream for her! She got in there only to find out he WAS the principal. "Noooooooo!" She screamed. Everybody looked at her. She said sorry and followed him once again into the office. "So, why are you here?" he asked. She replied "I "talked back" to the teacher. Well, actually.." He stopped her. "No need to explain. How bout you tell me about it on Saturday?" Confused, she asked "Saturday? Why Saturday? How Saturday? We don't have school....oh! Sure.. yeah ok. See you then" "Bye" he said.
Saturday:
Information classified........ Sorry for the glitch in the machine.
School Days:
She decided that she really liked this Will guy. Everyday, she talked back to the teacher. Everyday, the class heard "Don't talk back to me Cindy! Go to the principles office!" All of this just because Cindy wanted to see Will.