Me-So FINALLY I GOT THIS WRITTEN! Was supposed to be up yesterday but my sister made me a "surprise storii fic"

YamiRachael-AND IT'S COOL AND FUNNY! It's called "When X-Men Evolution turned...chibi? MOO HA HA HA!" So go read it and say happy late birthday to Mai!! DON'T MAKE ME TAKE OUT MY MILLENIUM BLENDER! ::flashes gold blender::

Me-...Not that thing...::sigh:: just read her storii and review it. It was supposed to be up yesterday on my birthday but she got a stomachache and she complained to much.

YR-YOU'D COMPLAIN IF IT FELT LIKE TWISTING KNIVES!

Me- -.-U Freak.

YR-SHE AIN'T OWN NOTHING! NADA! ZIP ZELCH! FRICKING NOTHING! AND KURAMA IN LEAHTER IS SEXY! MY FRIEND IS DRAWING A PICTURE OF HIM IN LEATHER! Black and red leather! ::nod::

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Damn That Cajun!

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Kitty walked to her locker to get her gym clothes. She hated gym class, especially on Thursdays.

On Thursday the coach makes the class spilt into two teams to play dodge ball. She put the combination, but her locker wouldn't open. She put it again and it still wouldn't budge.

"Ugh! Stupid locker!" Kitty said as she kicked it.

She gave up trying to open it. Kitty looked around to make sure she was alone. When she saw the coast was clear she phased through and got the gym bag.

I guess there is, like, an upside to being a mutant. Kitty went to the locker room, got dressed, and walked into the gym.

She saw Jubilee and walked over to her. The teacher wasn't there yet.

"Hey, Jubilee. Where's the teacher?"

"Principal Kelly wanted to talk to him." Jubilee said.

Kitty looked confused, "Why?"

"Dunno. Maybe Kelly wants the coach to stop forcing us to play this ridiculous game."

Jubilee and Kitty laughed. They stopped laughing when they heard a roar of laughter coming from a crowd of girls surrounding a white-haired speed demon.

"Oh brother! Like, whatever he said couldn't be that funny." Kitty said.

Suddenly Pietro looked over to Kitty and Jubilee. He walked over to them, leaving his pathetic fan club.

"Ah, well hello my little X-Geeks." Said Pietro.

"Oh great it's you. Like, do you want something or did you just like, come here to annoy us."

"Oh how cute, little kitten made a joke."

Kitty glared at him. She hates it when he calls her Kitten. "Why don't you go back to your nauseating fan club, they look like they're gonna, like, die if you don't go back to them." Kitty said.

She couldn't stand his presence and Pietro knew that. He just enjoyed seeing Kitty all flustered. Jubilee sensed that Kitty was really getting annoyed, so she decided to cut in.

She was about to tell Pietro to go away when the gym teacher walked in. He didn't look too happy. He split the class into two teams. Lucky for Kitty, she didn't end up on Pietro's team.

As soon as the coach was done setting up the dodge balls, the two teams took their positions. The game began.

Even though Kitty hated this game, she was still good at it. It seemed like all the balls were being thrown at her. Little did she know, all the girls in that gym class were aiming at her.

"What's wrong, Kitty? Scared you might get hit." Said Lizzie, one of the girls who was currently with Pietro.

She threw a ball at Kitty's face, but instead caught it. Kitty then threw the ball with great force hitting Lizzie square in the face. She went down for the count.

Jubilee and Kitty were shocked but thought it was hilarious to see the tough girl go down, faster then a coke whore.

Like, I guess those danger room sessions paid off, thought Kitty.

She saw Jubilee mouthed to her, "nice shot"; what she also saw was Pietro smiling.

Why is he smiling? I, like, just hit his girlfriend. He is such a mystery. She saw two girls pick up Lizzie, and took her to the nurse's office. The coach blew his whistle and told everyone to hit the locker rooms.

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It was almost 6:00 p.m., so Rogue quickly got ready for the danger room. She suited up, and then ran down. Once she was there, they were able to start.

They were all fighting robotic Acolytes and Brotherhood members. Scott took a beating from Avalanche before he was able to shoot a solar blast at him.

Kurt did a good job taking down Toad. Jean took care of blob, but later had her hands filled with Pyro. Everyone had his or her hands full.

Rogue was fighting Sabertooth off; she saw kitty struggling a bit with Colussus so she went to help her, but was cut off by the one and only red-eyed demon.

She smiled and thought, if only this was the real Swamp Rat. She then lunged at the Acolyte, but the Cajun moved and threw three charged cards at her.

She dodged them and then threw a punch at him. He caught her wrist and tried to flip her but instead Rogue kicked him in the mouth. She pried herself free from his grasp and then gave him an upper cut to his chin.

After that, Rogue brought the robot Cajun's head to her knee. She finished him off with a great swing to his jaw causing it to break off completely.

The danger room session stopped and the entire team just looked at her feeling sort of sorry for the robot.

"That's all for now. Hit the showers." Wolverine said while looking at the damaged robot. He was very impressed with Rogue's work.

Everyone went back to his or her rooms. Rogue and Kitty got into theirs without saying a word.

"Um, I'm gonna take a shower now." Kitty said. She gathered her stuff and walked out of the room.

Rogue gave a little wave and then laid on her bed face down. She couldn't really relax because she was feeling pretty sore.

She felt a breeze come from the window. She got up to go close it. After closing it, she realized she never opened it nor did Kitty.

She turned around to see Remy sitting in a cozy chair near her bed.

"Bonjour cheré, y' miss Remy?" Remy said as he sat back into the chair.

"Ya better be here ta give back mah ticket, otherwise, leave." Rogue said with glaring eyes.

"Now cheré, y' sure Remy be de one t' take yo' ticket?" he smiled at her.

"Ah'm too tired to deal with ya. Just give me mah ticket, Swamp Rat!"

"Remy don't have it, if y' want, y' can search Remy." He gave her a sly grin.

Rogue just rolled her eyes.

"Maybe y' misplaced it, and now y' making accusations on poor Remy."

"Ah'll have ya know, Ah checked everywhere."

"Did y' check y' night table draw?"

Rogue was wondering what he was up to, so she decided to humor him and check it. She opened the draw, and to her surprise found her ticket.

"Well, would ya look at that, there it is." Rogue said with sarcasm.

She knew he just put it there.

"Cheré, y' hurt Remy's feelings when y' accused him of stealing." He said with a pout.

"Whatever, now can ya leave?" said Rogue as she rubbed her neck and shoulders.

Remy noticed this and decided to help her out.

"You want Remy to take care of those sore muscles of yours?" Remy said with a devilish grin.

"No, that's quite alright. You..." Before she could finish her sentence she closed her eyes as she felt Remy's hands massaging her neck and shoulders.

"You were saying?" Remy asked, but no words came out of Rogue; nothing but moans.

She never knew a person's fingers could be so nimble. He kept rubbing her neck then he lowered his hands to her shoulders, then to the middle of her back, then to her lower back.

Every time he lowered his hands, she'd let out another satisfying moan. Just as Remy was about to wrap his arms around her, he heard voices coming from the hallway.

He leaned into her ear and whispered, "Remy be seeing you at the concert."

With that said, he left through the window. Rogue sat on her bed feeling relaxed. Kitty phased through the room, wearing her bathrobe.

"Is anyone in the showers now?" Rogue asked.

"No, it's totally free if you want it." Kitty said as she grabbed her pjs from the draws.

"Thanks." She quickly grabbed her towel and bathing stuff and headed for the bathroom.

Ah need a cold shower, Rogue thought.

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Me-How'd you like it? I'd like to thank all my faithful reviewers!

YR-Review.

Me- you guys thought I forgot to thank you individually didn't you?! Of course I didn't forget you. That's just crazy talk!

Amber Spirit- you really think I made him so cool? I can't wait to hear your reaction to how I made him in this chapter, lol, thanks for the review!

IloVeLoGaN- you are probably cursing me out right now, becuz I said it would be up definitely by yesterday, and I missed the due date...sorry, but hey it's up now? Does that count? Thank you for the review. I hope dante isn't still giving you problems with the x-rated pics. You know it's his fault...if he didn't look so damn sexy then we wouldn't be drooling over him, lol, thank you for the review!

Ishandahalf- ish, how's the bunny, is it still thumping? I hope so. Well, Remy has a gift. He knows what clothing looks good on women's bodies, and believe you and me...Remy knows a woman's body. Lol, thanks for the review!

SickmindedSucker- phew, you don't know how bad I needed that hit...I can always count on you for a hit. Lol, oh and thank you thank you for the birthday email, that was so cool! Well, she did a number on the robot Remy, is that cool with you? Lol, thanks for the review!

Cathain Nottingham- you were one of the first reviewers to review my story, and you still are; that makes me feel real special!! I hope you still read this story. Thanks for the review!

Star-of-Chaos- you think I'd forget about you?! Come on, seriously, I love you stories, and you take the time to review mine, of course I wouldn't forget you. Did you have fun at the concert? I glad you updated your stories. I still have to review more of your chapters, but never fear I will review! Lol. Thanks for the review!

girlz-can-kick-yourz17- that is a good book, thanks for the review!

Gothic-Rogue LeBeau- glad you enjoyed my story, and don't worry I will review you story chocolate fantasy. It's a good story, and you poems rock! Thanks for the review!

Me- hope you enjoyed the chapter! I hope I didn't forget anyone. If I did, well, I'm sorry, but I do appreciate the review! Thank you all! And please review my story and you can go check out my sister's story too, she a comedy writer. She good at it, too...yamirachael, are you blushing?

::Sees Yami turn her face away:: Yamirachael- NO! UM, LEAVE ME ALONE!! MOM!!!

Me- I DID NOTHING!! SHE'S LYING!!!