Disclaimer: I woke up and found out I posted this fic and I couldn't believe it. Yeah, Digimon is not mine. But I'll keep writing fics however stupid they are. ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Chapter Two In Which Daisuke Sees Ken and Gets Adequate Reaction.

Later this hapless morning the following scene could be observed in Ichijouji apartment.

"MOTHER!!! I DON'T WANNA BE A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Loud wails.

"Oh darling... Well I always wanted a girl..."

"What the *peeeeeeeeeeeep* are you saying?!! I'M A *peeeeeeeeeeeeep* GIRL! I'M DYING!!!"

"Ken, we need to figure it out. STOP CRYING!!!" his father said reasonably. The accident gave him several grey hairs. "You're the genius one.."

"MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!!!"

Ichijouji father turned to his wife. "We need help. This transformation affected not only his body but his mind also. Dear, are you sure Ken was a boy all along?" he added suspiciously.

Ichijouji mother sweatdropped. "I'm sure, darling," she said gravely.

Twenty more minutes of unbearable wails and a hectic search for anything suitable to wear was all they could get before the 'help' arrived.

"Morning, Ichijouji-san!" Daisuke called cheerfully.

Ken paled and began to scream.

"DON'T LET HIM SEE ME!"

Daisuke scratched his head. "What's up with Ken's voice?"

"IF YOU LET HIM INTO MY ROOM, MOTHER, I'M GOING OFF DOWN THE BALCONY!"

"Please, take it lightly," Ichijouji father asked Daisuke.

Ken's mother forced a smile and guided the puzzled boy into her son's (???????) bedroom. Daisuke took one look at Ken's cringed form beside his desk and burst out laughing.

"You've got BOOBIES!" he pointed and rolled on the floor gasping for air.

Ken sobbed in his knees.

"I can see my life shattering in pieces..." he shook his head sadly.

Daisuke crawled to him on all fours and slung a friendly arm over his shoulders.

"Don't worry. I like you anyway." He added after some consideration, "Great boobies."

tsuzuku...