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Chapter Five In Which Ken Gets a New Name...

Ken returned home tired and angry and was greeted by his mother and a new pink dress trimmed with lace who she was holding out to him.

"Mother.." his knees weakly gave up and he leant on the door. "What's the meaning of this?"

"Welcome home, Yasashiiko!" his mother smiled.

"What?!!"

His mother happily nodded. "I always wanted a girl!" she squeaked. "Here, now you're my daughter, Yasashiiko, look what a beautiful dress you'll be wearing!!! And I have tons of those in your room!!!"

Comments like, Is this a threat? died away on his tongue. Staggering, Ken got to his room and pushed the door open. It revealed a cute pink room, with a double bed with pink covers in the middle of a pink ankle-deep Turkish carpet. Fluffy teddy bears were scattered everywhere - on the floor, on the bed, on his desk, even dangling from the pink curtains that now framed his balcony door. Butterfly pattern was everywhere. Butterfly and flower chandelier was shining upon all this sweetness and pink joy.

Ken fainted.

tsuzuku...