Warning: I'm officially crazy in this chapter... but at least I did it, didn't I?
Hmmm, for Ken to get pregnant he has to sleep with somebody, right? It'll take place in Chapter 12. Probably. Who out of the Chosen wants to be the first to sleep with him? *grin* Ideas?
Chapter Ten in Which Takeru Realizes an Important Thing...
Koushirou pointed him to Miyako's bedroom and shoved the indigo-haired beauty into the bathroom mumbling, "Got to talk..."
"Where's Ken?" Takeru frowned, expecting the violent usurpator to spring at him from the shadows. There was no Ken in sight.
Takeru cautiously peeked into the room to assess the general atmosphere. The first important thing was (and all Chosen Children knew it) to see what was happening between Taichi and his best friend Yamato - a lot depended on whether they were at each other's throats at the moment or the best buddies on this side of the planet.
Hell, the entire world depended on this. You want an example? Okay, rewind back to the Dark Masters' saga. Now imagine that Yamato didn't come to the battle with Piedmon. And the two worlds were destroyed.
Are you feeling okay now?
Takeru quickly moved inside reassured by the fact that Taichi and Yamato were sitting on the same bed.
No, they weren't a couple. Yamato was gay, Taichi was homophobic (of the blonde's boyfriends, it seemed). And when Taichi was making a customary rant about THAT hentai gay person, Takeru was the scapegoat. (Yamato was considered hentai even if he shook hands with a man. If the dark-haired leader saw Yamato kissing his boyfriend or chatting with him on the phone, he threw chairs at him.) Taichi adored scolding Takeru for whatever Yamato had done, besides, he was stone-sure that it will prevent the smaller blonde from choosing wrong orientation. Sometimes, Takeru wondered if oniisan intentionally became a gay just to piss Taichi off or something...
Since I mentioned Taito - OOPS, I mean Taichi and Yamato, let's have a look at the other Chosen Children. The First Pack of Chosen Children was mainly 19. (If you're good at Math, you have already figured that Jyou was 20, Mimi and Koushirou - 18. Takeru-tachi were 16.)
Sora was a redhead still, Child of Love who was very popular in school for her short skirt when she played tennis. She won the local championship and was seriously intending to try Wimbledon next.
Jyou was your ordinary student of medicine. He was also the tallest and very impressive. There were rumours he was once Yamato's boyfriend. Whether it was a downright lie or well-hidden truth was unknown but Taichi hated him still. The entire Jyou could be expressed in one word "smart". Taichi's variant was "smartass".
Koushirou fell in love with the laptop his parents gave him for his seventeenth birthday. Among his other affections there were Sora, Mimi, Hikari, Miyako... Hikari's cat... Jun... Takeru's and Taichi's mother... the poster with Britney Spears over his bed... Let's just say, he was extremely lovable.
Just now he's with Yasashiiko in the bathroom and they're having approximately this conversation:
Koushirou: Undress.
Ken: What?
Kaiser: Pervert!!! Kick him and run away, baby!!
Koushirou: Look, Miyako told me everything. Let me see what I can do to help you.
Ken: Yeah?
Koushirou: Ken... put down that stool, please...
Ken: You think I'll let you see me naked after I was groped big time by Takeru?!!! And that kiss is still there in my mouth!
Koushirou: But I.. OUCH!... need to know... ITAIII!... how much you changed... NO, NOT THERE!
Kaiser: Yeah, baby, hit him!
Koushirou: Ken, you were a boy, you know how PAINFUL it is to be hit THERE!
Ken: ... Okay.
Koushirou: Now, phew.. When did you realise you were a girl?
Mimi returned to Odaiba with loads of stories about New York and soon made everyone believe she was the head of a notorious Garlem gangster bikers group. Her speech was spangled with English words, that's why nobody had any doubts she was a granddaughter of Al Pacino himself.
Let's pass over to the Little Monsters of the Chosen Children...
Takeru. Okay, you know already. By the way, that kiss with Yasashiiko was his first.
Daisuke was the Daisuke everyone knew from the Kaiser's days and he wasn't likely to change anytime soon. He was influenced by Takeru's stories (often made up on the spot) of Yamato's sexual adventures and cherished a dream to be gay as well. He was stupid enough to tell Taichi this and Taichi righteously beat him on the head with a teapot until Daisuke renounced his sinful obsession and repented. Jun was looking for a girlfriend for him.
Koushirou: I see. And then?
Ken: And then my mother painted my room pink.
Koushirou: Oh... Do you want to be a boy again?.. OUCH! That was a yes. But you're so smashing as a gi... OUCH! I meant you HIT good!
Kaiser: Huh!
Ken: Why did I become a girl?
Koushirou: There was some magic involved. Let me tell you something..
Kaiser: Don't let him come near you, baby.
Ken: Err.. Koushirou-san, you don't have to whisper it in my ear.
Koushirou: Ahem. You have to stay a girl for.. for a long time... Long time. Long, long, long time.
Ken: ...How long?
Koushirou: You'd better apply to school as Ichijouji Yasashiiko this year.
Kaiser: FUCK!
Ken: ...
Koushirou: Of course, I'll be doing everything to get you in your normal form.
Kaiser: Notice that evil smirk on his face, baby?
Hikari studied hard for the final examinations in both Odaiba High and in juku. (cram-school)
Miyako was boy-obsessed. Her older sister married some guy and Miyako fell in love with her brother-in-law. She must have scared him out of his wits because two weeks later they moved to Hiroshima. The girl was left broken-hearted.
Iori was Yamato's best friend. It was him who defended him when Taichi started hurling things at his childhood friend. Some said that he became friends with Yamato because he wanted to practise kendo defense technics. Some said they were sleeping with each other. Some said Yamato was teaching him to cook, because Iori was kitchen-impaired from birth. Some said that Iori was a digimon made by Kaiser during his first experiments with digital genetics... All in all, Iori was the mysterious one.
Okay, a couple of words about Ken. He was a Tamachi genius, very handsome and an object of many girls' attention although he didn't realise it. Now he was a girl.
Ken: Who did it?
Koushirou: Errr...
Ken: I'm going to kill them.
Koushirou: Ermmm...
Ken: Who else knows about me?
Koushirou: Erm... Everybody? But they don't believe it. I didn't believe it until... OUCH! That was uncalled for!
Ken: Don't stare at my breasts! It makes me want to kill somebody...
Koushirou: Eek.
Ken: Oh, what a shame! I'm a girl! What a shame! I wonder, what they're talking about now?
Koushirou: Don't go there! Wait! Stay with me!... OUCH!
So, Yamato and Taichi were sitting on Miyako's bed, Jyou was occupying the chair behind the desk, busily flipping through a Biology-something book (looking very tall and dignified and trying to pay NO attention to death glares from Taichi), Hikari was standing by the window, tapping the wall nervously; the three other girls were crowding one of the corners looking guilty. Daisuke was pacing around Iori and Iori was getting angry with the Child of Courage and Friendship. (While the Courage and Friendship were rolling their eyes at each other.)
Takeru opened his mouth.
"Where's Ken?!!!" Daisuke demanded. The smaller blonde jumped from the door in fright. He'd like to very much know where Ken now was...
"Well.. err, hi, oniisan... Wha-wha-what are you all doing here?" Takeru asked.
"Speaking in abstract terms, my presence here is only corporal," Jyou answered. "I really don't know what I'm doing here when I have a test tomorrow morning... Ask Hikari."
"Ask Miyako, I don't want to talk about it!" spat the Child of Light and folded her arms on her flat chest.
"Well..." said the girl from the corner. "I kinda hoped Koushirou explained it to you..."
"He didn't! Obviously!" Daisuke snorted.
"We have a problem here, Takeru," Iori said slowly. "I think it concerns a certain someone called Yasashiiko."
"I... I... " the smaller blonde stuttered.
"Due to some stupidity of hmm... certain members of our group, we have a big problem. You see one of us... how to put it correctly..."
"Is a transvestite," Taichi said.
"Taichi..." Yamato rolled his eyes.
"I didn't ask YOUR opinion, Yamato-kun!" the young man made a move as if to stand up.
"It's OKAY!!! It's okay!" cried everyone and Iori grabbed his stick just in case.
"What's Yasashiiko-chan to do with it?" Takeru asked.
"Yasashiiko-chan?" Mimi repeated slowly.
"Miyako has *peeeeep* turned Ken into a GIRL!!!" Daisuke shouted.
"QUIET!" roared the Chosen Children.
"If Ken hears it, he'll kill me!" Miyako wept.
Takeru blinked innocently.
"Ken is a girl?" he asked calmly, "But what has it to do with Yasa..."
Suddenly Takeru did a 180 degrees turn and pushed the door open holding a hand to his mouth as if he was about to be very sick. He didn't manage even two steps to the bathroom when somewhat rumpled and flushed Yasashiiko stepped into the bedroom wearing a Kaiser expression on her face.
"Miyako?" said Kaiser-Yasashiiko. "You. Did. *Peeep*. What?"
tsuzuku...
Author: ^_^;;;;;;; Dear Kara, the end is verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy far away.