Part 2
Chapter in Which Yasashiiko Gets Some News
Smooch… A kiss. Uhm, it feels good…
Interesting, who am I kissing? One eye opened. Daisuke. Okay. That's my boy.
Wait, a boy?! But he is Ken and also a boy! That meant no-no kissing. Miracles of logic in his condition.
Except, he wasn't a boy in a physical sense of the word. For 3 months he had been a girl, and a very pretty one for that matter, since when Miyako turned him into a girl in July.
Now, that established in a way of introduction to a brand new day, he or rather she continued to kiss Daisuke. He had really nice lips, by the way. But I think I already mentioned it in other chapters.
***
Ken "Yasashiiko" wiped her lips and snatched her clothes from the floor. She brushed her hair before the mirror. It was long, silky and reaching her shoulders. She felt a bit faint that she looked so girlish.
Daisuke was still asleep. Good. That meant she had time to check her list of things to do. She opened her notebook marked "Read and Die".
Point one: make head and tails of my new life. Huge success here. Done, and she crossed that out. She was a girl and there was nothing doing…
Point two: get rid of the Kaiser. Done. He disappeared without complaints when Yasashiiko returned to the real world via the idiot computer that had taken her apart into two personalities. Easy like water!
Point three: make Daisuke crawl on all fours back to her. Done. (Insert applauds) He did after she had been ignoring him for a week. He deserved it, bastard, for eloping with Takeru!
And when he did come back to her she made it known to all Chosen that he was her, and only hers, property.
"Me and Dai are in love, and we're a couple," she stated in a categorical voice.
Everyone went "awwww" at that. With the natural exception of Yamato who couldn't help being a goofey who would risk playing with fire that was Yagami Taichi.
Yamato grabbed Taichi and batted an eye at him.
"We want to make a confession too," he chirped. "Me and Tai are in love since forever and we've got a serious relationship going there for years…"
He ducked before Taichi could send him straight into k.o.
"What kinda sh*t you're f***ing saying?!!" he roared. "You d***head!"
"Easy, boy!" Koushirou and Jyou held him back. Yamato rolled on the floor, laughing like there was no tomorrow.
"A**hole! Fag! I'm gonna kill ya!.." IMHO, he was swearing like Eminem on high.
"Tyger! Tyger! burning bright// In the forest of the night!" the blond pointed his shaking finger at Taichi. "What immortal hand or eye// Shaped they fearful symmetry!.."
Collective sigh escaped everyone's lips. Ever since, Taichi wasn't talking to him.
Point four: threaten Takeru with medieval means of punishment (e.g. cane) from his elder brother. Done. Now the only thing he dared ask her was homework. Yep, she, Hikari and Takeru were in the same classroom, and boy, if they didn't hate it! Yasashiiko made Hikari do all her homework, always.
Point five: make Yamato my personal bodyguard and slave in general. Done. Life was turning out good! Plus, she got a bonus in the form of Iori and his shinai stick. Little samurai was at present Yamato's best friend. As to his former best friend, Taichi imagaY, the musician's boyfriends literally pounded into his head that he didn't want to see Yasashiiko anymore.
Point six: become a boy. She was dubious here. Her hand lingered over the line wishing to censure it out. As a girl she had many advantages, great many. For example, say you have a headache when Daisuke is being horny. Disadvantages too because, duh, it wasn't only Daisuke who was horny about her.
Honestly, what would she do with Daisuke as a boy?! Some things she didn't want to imagine!
Yasashiiko shook her head and suddenly the room swam before her eyes, and in her stomach something definitely swam as well, upwards and insistently. Quickly she sat down and took a deep breath.
Get a grip! she ordered herself. I'll never again let Jun cook spaghetti for me! I guess I shouldn't have eaten three helpings of pizza yesterday, and a cake, and two cups of tea.. I'm gonna get so fat, I'll need click on the weight ads in Internet! Look at my belly! Ken would never forgive me if I let his body become like that of Wormmon!
News, news… Yasashiiko tapped the pen on her lips and rolled her eyes.
A month ago, she drank sake for the first time and smoked her first cigarette. That was certainly grand news. About an hour after, she learnt that Yamato was cheating on Hikari - with Yasashiiko. Aha, that simple. Had drunk sex. Again. Funny that. But at least Yamato treated her to sushi before, and after she could blackmail him about the whole affair. And he didn't look as miserable as Jyou in the morning. He kind of woke up and after Yasashiiko announced what he had done, he said, "Really?.. Nice. Did you like?"
"Mhm… I don't know. But we're not doing it again because I have Daisuke."
"My thoughts exactly. I mean, I'm still in love with Hikari no matter what vows of love eternal and other strange things I said to you this night."
"You called me Ken," she sighed. "Fag."
"But you are Ken," Yamato tucked his nose in the pillow and yawned. His blonde hair was an identical twin of Taichi's minus the colouring.
Yasashiiko pressed her lips together. Maybe, somewhere deep inside where she couldn't reach, (hey, no hentai thoughts!) there was Ken left. Yes, it was hard to believe.
"What's with the hair?" she laughed.
"Morning hair, incurable disease, by the way," he said. "Who's cooking breakfast?.."
Anything else? Yasashiiko thought back. She bought a new dress because she was growing up and wide out of her old ones.
She put down in her notebook: Diet!!! But the thought of food sickened her. The flowery carpet on the floor sickened her. Actually, if she didn't go to the bathroom, the floweriness of the carpet would immensely suffer.
Yamato had the syndrome of morning hair and she had morning sickness. Maybe Mimi knew what to do about it.
She couldn't remember when it started but this morning was not the first. She waited for it to pass… and bolted into the bathroom.
***
"Morning sickness." Mimi cocked an eyebrow in a very critical un-mimi-ish way. She lowered her voice so that Sora and Miyako who were cheering Daisuke and Takeru at Prince of Persia didn't hear. They monopolised the computer while the rest of the guys, including Wormmon, stuck before TV in a tight circle, so that no one could get close enough to flick off the football match.
Yamato OF COURSE failed to behave like a regular male. Today he had already succeeded in getting on Taichi's nerves. He called up one of his rock (read: gay) friends, and deliberately placing himself against Taichi's back, in sotto voce murmured how he absolutely loved the last night's party at Hiro's place. There was a small war after that, and Mimi was rescuing her phone. Taichi threw the blonde into Mimi's bedroom and slammed the door. As a revenge, Yamato blasted Rammstein on Mimi's stereo and started to sing along.
Then Hikari went in to calm him down.
…
Yasashiiko tried to listen to what was happening in Mimi's bedroom but the music was too loud.
Jyou watched football but looked like he desperately wanted to read a book. The rest were properly arranged in the aforementioned Indian circle, passing each other chips and drinks. Yasashiiko imagined that Ken should have been one of them and a wave of sickness nearly made her faint.
"What about your appetite?" Mimi asked.
"Oh, I'm always hungry… I even eat Wormmon's portion when he's not looking."
"And your weight?"
Yasashiiko had the decency to look embarrassed.
"I promise, I'm going to keep to a diet."
"Aha," the girl grew uncomfortable under Mimi's stare. "And your periods?"
"My what?" Yasashiiko blinked. Mimi looked positively horror-stricken and the indigo-eyed girl hurried to correct herself. "Oh that.. Luckily, I didn't have them for months!"
Mimi gripped the edge of her chair and leant forward and hissed Darth Vader's style, "Have you ever used condoms, you fool?!"
"Err… not really.. Wait, is this some kind of an incurable disease?" she panicked.
"Do you have fainting fits?"
"No.. Is… is it that grave?"
"Yes," Mimi paused for the effect. "Very grave. Extremely. Yasashiiko, I think you're pregnant."
The little girl suddenly laughed hysterically. "Mimi, I'm a boy. I can't get pregnant," she whispered.
"And I'm Miss Godzilla," Mimi responded cold-bloodedly.
"This is stupid! This is ridiculous! I'm a GUY!" Yasashiiko shouted.
Everyone turned to her, stunned at her sudden change of mood.
"What kind of a sick joke it is?!!" the indigo-haired girl shouted. She sprang up and the next thing she saw was Miyako, Sora, Hikari and Mimi looking down at her with worry. She was lying on the sofa.
She was thinking that they were stupefied because she became Ken again. Or it was just a bad dream. She grinned.
"Hush, little one," Mimi said. "I told the girls and now I'm calling the doctor. You stay put."
"We've got to be really careful from now on," Sora added.
"Are you comfortable?" Hikari asked. "More pillows?"
The nightmare obviously didn't want to end.
"Are you feeling sick?" Miyako asked gently. Miyako, gently!! Honestly, they were acting like every breath Yasashiiko took was her last. She was just…
…a bit…
… pregnant.
She got Ken pregnant.
"Gosh, it absolutely slipped my mind!" Koushiro cried, startling the room which was pretty nervous already since Yasashiiko fainted. Daisuke was completely distraught and it took Yamato and Takeru's forceful conviction to hold him from blasting his way to his girlfriend.
Thank you, Daisuke, Yasashiiko thought, You care!..
"See, I got the results of the test recently. Mimi mentioned the doctor and I remembered at once," Koushirou grinned. "According to my analysis, you're gonna become a boy in only 2 months!"
Yasashiiko stared at him until the full sense of his words struck her and she fainted again in horror. Mimi caught her limp body.
"But what about the baby?!!" cried Miyako.
The boys swiftly turned to her and she clapped her mouth shut.
"What baby?" finally asked Yamato and voiced the worry of all digi-boys. "Whose baby?"
tsuzuku
a/n I'm evil!!!