Sherwood Snape and her best friend Wolf Canis strolled arm and arm through the halls of Hogwarts, occasionally stopping to make kissy faces at each other in front of some horrified first year.
First years were so much fun to spook, most or the students in the higher grades knew by now that the two girls were not lesbians. They just loved to pretend that they were in order to scare people.
Only Sherwood and Lee Gordan were aware that Wolf had slept with both the Weasley twins her first year, she had continued to date both of them simultaneously since then.
This made Sherwood jealous, she had never even told Wolf that she fancied Fred Weasley.
At twelve Sherwood was tall for her age, with dark blue eyes and long black hair she usually wore up in an unkempt ratty braid. She had no curves to speak of, and not much in the breast department. By contrast, her friend Wolf was a veritable goddess. She was shorter then Sherwood, but then most kids in their year were. She was already starting to become curvier, and it seemed that the breast fairy was indeed going to bless her with a bountiful rack. Add to this Wolf's mysterious silvery white hair color beautiful shining blue eyes, and you got one hot Gryffindoor.
Sometimes next to her best friend, Sherwood felt like yesterday's garbage.
Out of all the Snape girls, why did she have to be the one to not get any good looks. Even her sister Jet was attractive, and she didn't even look like a proper Snape. Jet had Professor Quirrell rapped around her finger before the stuttering nut job tried to kill Harry.
Okay, dating somebody with the Dark Lord plastered to the back of their head wasn't Sherwood's idea of fun (how had that man showered?) But at least Jet had had somebody who loved her.
Even now, Jet had Oliver Wood trailing her around like a puppy. Oliver and Professor Querril had always been at odds over Jet,it had been Oliver who had given her the nic name of Jet in the first place.
Professor Quirrell had refused to use it, opting to call her by her given name of Jocelyn instead.
Jet was constantly at odds about which one of them she liked more, she'd even called out Oliver's name while sleeping with Quirrell, a fact that had served to piss off the Professor.
It had been Sherwood's idea to spy on Jet, they had already read through every diary and journal in Gryffindoor, and it had been time to turn their sites to the other houses.
Sherwood had noticed Jet was acting highly suspicious.
Becoming Quirrells teaching assistant, spending all her free time with him, lugging mangos into class for his blasted pet iguana Bippy.
And the way they were looking at each other, was enough to make a person physically ill.
Still, it was a surprise to discover her older sister sleeping with the Professor, they were both stretched out naked on his futon.
The man didn't even have a bed, and they'd taken naked pictures of each other, who knew her sister was so kinky. Still Sherwood had to admit, Wolf had been right, Oliver did pay handsomely for copies of all those naked pictures of Jet. Espionage has its perks.