Here I am again! Anyone who missed me? (silence) FINE! Now that you have pissed me off I will write another chapter just to torture you more with this story...

Disclaimer: I own the story! That Rowling girl stole it from ussss! My PRECIOUSSSSSSS.... Even though I was only 7 years old when I wrote the first book. Anyway, no one can sue 14-year-old... (laughs in a demented way)

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Chapter 4

Insomnia And Too Much Snoring!

After the dinner Rodolphus raised the question Bellatrix was afraid he would ask sooner or later.

"Bellatrix, where was I sleeping before I come to my senses?"

"To tell the truth, you really enjoyed that small cage you had found in the attic and preferred to sleep there..."

Rodolphus wasn't satisfied with the answer. In a cage? Like he was some kind of animal? "In a cage? Like I am some kind of animal?" he echoed his thoughts.

Bellatrix responded in fury,"Well, you regarded yourself as an animal and I must admit your manners are similar to those of an animal sometimes..." As she saw Rodolphus starting to fume with rage she added: "Or most of the times."

Dolohov approached Rookwood and whispered to him: "I'm smelling trouble..."

"You're right. I'm in no mood of witnessing another fight between the two of them. I'm out o' here. Ahem...EXCUSE ME!" Rookwood shouted, interrupting Rodolphus and Bellatrix's upcoming row.

Bellatrix and Rodolphus snapped back to reality. "WHAT NOW?" they asked in a unison.

"Do you need anything else or can I go and watch some Muggle levetision?"

"It's television," corrected Rodolphus automatically. "And yes, you can go. Now where were we?" he asked Bellatrix as soon as Rookwood and Dolohov had fled the room.

"I was telling you how much your behaviour resembles an animal's..." Bellatrix replied weakly.

"Yeah, how dare you! You're the one who was sleeping in a king's size bed alone! I want that room! I deserve it!"

"Of course I was alone! What did you expect? You think I would like to have a jackass like you with me? And you don't deserve this room! The first one who reaches the room gets it!" she screamed and saw Rodolphus running towards the upstairs in order to get to the room which by the way was on the 3rd floor of the house.

She took her time and didn't worry about getting there first. After three minutes of running like hell, Rodolphus opened the room's door and saw Bellatrix who was happily sprawled on the bed.

"Oh, Rodolphus! So you've finally come! But I came first! What a pity! How was your exercise, honey?" asked Bellatrix in a fake sweet tone.

Rodolphus was struggling to breathe and couldn't believe how it had happened. "But....I star....started.....running before....you did."

"Yes, but you forgot something very important!" she replied and waved her wand in front of his face.

"Holy shit! You didn't say we could use magic!"

"No, I didn't but I didn't say run to the room either..."

"You cheated!"

"No, I didn't and it seems that you will sleep with Dolohov or Rookwood...Which one do you find more handsome?" said Bellatrix as a sardonic smile formed on her face.

Rodolphus made to put out his wand but Bellatrix was quicker and she aimed her own at him.

"Now Rodolphus, we don't want to have your big head blown up, do we?"

"Of course not, Bella. But to your disappointment I won't sleep with Dolohov nor with Rookwood... I will sleep in the same room with you."

"You wish! I don't allow you to sleep here as long as it's my room! You....you... You snore! Yes you DO!" she said as Rodolphus denied it. "Do you know how many sleepless nights I have had? I'm suffering from INSOMNIA since we got married! Even in Azkaban, only very brave or courageous-"

"Which are the same thing," Rodolphus interrupted her rant.

Bellatrix ignored him. "--Dementors guarded your cell when you were sleeping! The Dementor who helped us escape has psychological trauma now!"

Rodolphus looked like he'd been struck by a lightning. "NO! These things are lies! If you don't want me to sleep here, I'll sleep on the couch in the living room which is MUCH more comfortable..."

This night was one of Bellatrix's most horrible nights. It was like a Norwegian dragon was in the living room. With each of Rodolphus' inhalation, the house's walls were shaking dangerously. Bellatrix even tried to reduce the noise by putting a cushion on Rodolphus' face trying to suffocate him but this only made things worse. The difficult night passed slowly until the morning when Bellatrix woke up and went to the kitchen to make herself a cup of coffee. She noticed an envelope under the kitchen door and went to take it...

"RODOLPHUS, WAKE UP! WAKE UP, YOU BLOODY BASTARD!"

Bellatrix ran to her husband and slapped him continuously. Rodolphus was shocked from the violent waking and he was even more shocked to see Bellatrix jumping here and there in the living room clutching an envelope in her hand.

"What's happened Bellatrix? You got fan mail from goats and/or lesbians?"

"Haha very funny Rodolphus. Do you know who this letter is from?"

"PLEEEEASE don't keep me waiting! I'm begging you...." pleaded Rodolphus but the look on his face expressed the opposite.

"Rodolphus, this is the letter we've been waiting for! That blessed Dementor remembered us!"

[Yeah, I know the first part was boring to death but the next chapter has some action!!!]

Jimoulia: I didn't make Bellatrix faint to show that she was weak. NO WAY! I don't believe she's weak. But I think that with Rodolphus gone off his rocker, Bellatrix could consider herself becoming later Mrs. Riddle if you get my meaning...

Sadi: What happened with Legolas' trial? Was it written? Hope you like the advertisement btw.