A Touya Kinimoto Special

A/N Ok, no update until I get 50 reviews! BWAHAHAHAHA! So I decided to pad the Fic and give Touya the spot light for a bit.

In Heaven

"OK! I'm Touya, yes Sakura's brother…you know since she's a princess, that means I'm a prince, so call me Prince Touya! Now, down to the point cause OI have to torture that Gaki brat later." he cracks his knuckles, "Stupid brat….Anyways! Today I'm reading fan mail for the author cause she's damn lazy! Besides I like fan mail! I get lots of fan mail! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ok." He sits down on a leather armchair with a pair of spiffy glasses on. "The first one is from Mariko. In this letter Mariko was kind enough to Correct Kitori's spelling. Yeah she does suck doesn't she! But she also says that the dream question Syaoran asks Sakura had already been done in Chapter 3. Well yes that is true but it was re-asked in Chapter 6 to make sure the readers remember it because later it will come into the story! Thanks for asking!" throws letter away and picks up another one. "This green letter is from Sakura Li 2389, she says she loved the bath scene with Sakura and…Syaoran! What? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS! Since when did my little virgin sister bath with a man? What the hell!! She better be untainted! I can't believe this! I'm going to kill the Chinese brat! Ok, I was already going to do that, so plan B, I will torture THEN Kill the Chinese brat! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm soooo smart don't you think? Don't I have an amazing brain? Anyways, off to more fan mail!" throws out other letter and picks up a pink envelope. "Ok this one is from Sakuchi, and it says that here friend and possibly her believe that the God scenes should not exist because it's no good for religion yada yada. Well if that happened I would not exist! But she was nice in the letter so no hard feelings! Besides, this is not really God, he's just an actor!"

"TOUYA!"

"I mean, he's uhh…my boss?" Sweat drop. "OKAAAY! On to more letters. Huh? What's that? Oh sorry folks, found out from my manager that time has run out! Well, that's too bad since this is my show, I'll keep going! Lets read another letter shall we?!?" Two angels in black robes with the logo scribing 'bouncer' across them.

"This show is cancelled!"

"What?? Who did this to me? What do you mean I'm cancelled!"

"The Lord has cancelled you, now off the set!"

"You can't make me!" Touya runs around his sat crashing and smashing everything trying to slow down the bouncers from catching him. Both bouncers remove their black robes and fly over the debris picking up Touya.

"I'll sue! I am a prince you know! ACK!"

Don't forget to R&R if you want to see this fic updated (I feel like Im sending a ransom note!!)!

"UPDATE! Or you'll never see me again! Ahhh!" The angels continue to carry away a kicking and screaming Prince Touya Kinimoto.