Lillian Bloom was sitting on the beach watching her son and sexy husband play football. They lived in Los Angles. But the thing that made Lillian's family son unusual was that they were wizards. Her husband too. Now her husband was an actor much like Lillian herself. They had a very good life together. This man was none other than Orlando Bloom. He had a six-pack and everything Lillian wanted in a guy. Now their son was quite handsome. He looked to much like Orlie. Now his name was Jack. Jack Allen Bloom. He new of his parents "secret". He was thirteen after all. Now you all probably think he should got to Hogwarts. Well he doesn't. He doesn't go to a wizarding school at all. They didn't want their son to be exposed to magic. Too much blood and violence had befallen Lillian and Orlando. Lillian was an elf. She looked like it too. Her hair was an unusually golden blonde. It looked white in the sun. Her ears were pointy. And she was in love with Aragorn son of Arathorn. Aragorn was ambushed by Orcs and Lillian was devastated. During the summer after her fourth year she started having sex with guys,smoking,drugs, and all kinds of nasty crap. Then in her 5th year at Hogwarts on a cold October night she and Orlando had sex. And she got pregnant. She missed her whole 5th year which devastated her. Her life had fallen apart. When Lillian went to New Zealand she brought her son with her. (as u can tell I am altering LOTR a little bit) She and Jack looked at the house they were going to stay in. "Its small. And yet homely." Jack had said. Lillian smiled at her son. "Yes it is," she had replied. Then she met Orlando and she told him about how she got pregnant at 15 and how horrible her life was. Then Orlando told her that the woman of his life was gone and how he missed her. Then he told her how he got that woman pregnant. Then Lillian told him how the stories were very similar.
Then Orlando said "Lillian?" "Yes?" she had replied. "Then Jack is my son," he had replied. Lillian smiled and nodded. When the first LOTR came out they were married a month later. That's mostly how her life played. Now she was very happy.
I am so sorry for it being so crappy but my wrist is starting to hurt. Pleeze R&R!!