TITLE: When The Cameras Turn Off
AUTHOR: Hayley
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: I own no one
DISTRIBUTION: Ask first please
CHAPTER 2
"So what are you going to do?" Stacy asked.
"I don't know..." She sobbed before the camera man yelled 'cut!'
Laughing as she stood up, her and Stacy gave each other a quick hug.
"I sound stupid..." Stacy giggled, "'So what are you going to do?'" She mocked herself as Amy laughed. "Well gees, duh! Think Stacy think!" She said tapping her head as Amy wholeheartedly agreed.
"Careful now, too much thinking isn't an easy thing when you're just starting off." Amy nodded her head as Stacy caught her drift.
"I agree." She nodded smoothly.
Amy looked at her, in wonder about her. "Stacy sweetie,"
"Yeah?" She asked perking her head to one side.
"Nothing." She shook her head, "I love you." She smiled sweetly as Stacy nodded. "But, we must turn on one of these monitors because Matt's going to be on soon." She said turning it on. She grinned as she saw Matt in his fishnet shirt, all angry rolling around in that ring.
"Matt's kinda..." She grinned to herself.
"Angry?" Stacy asked as Amy turned to look at her.
"I was going to say hot."
"Amy, it's not always about how he look- oohhh..." She said as they watched the security guards restrain him. "Hubba hubba." She licked her lips.
Amy laughed as she told Stacy she was going to meet Matt at gorilla. Quickly, she made her way just as the borrage of men made their way through.
"Mmmmmwwwohh!" She said giving him a big kiss as he emerged from the curtain. "You're so pretty when you're angry." She said as she linked arms with him as they headed back to her dressing room.
"I know. What can I say. I'm just too pretty." He said rubbing his knuckles against his chest knowingly. "I'm just a sexy boy."
"Yes you are." She said opening the door for them only to find Stacy gone. "Looks like we're alllllllll alone..." She joked sadly. "Oh well! Now you're mine." She purred as she pinned him up against the lockers.
"Ms Dumas please..." He laughed sheepishly, "At least let me take my clothes off." He grinned slowly.
"Be angry." She ordered.
"What?"
"Be mad, like you were out there. Look like you're going to tear me apart." She whispered hotly against his neck.
"Ames..." He laughed nervously.
"That's not angry." She replied seriously. "I want to see you really angry...all hot and fired up. I wanna see your-"
Matt tried to stifle a laugh as he saw who entered the room.
"Ahem." The person coughed but she didn't hear.
"I wanna feel your nice-"
"Amy please!" The voice responded mock angrily as Amy's face turned bright red when she saw who was standing behind her.
"E-Eric." She said nodding her head to him. "Matt..." She said turning around at him.
"Ohhhh angry..." He said by the looks on her face.
"If you can tear yourself away from Mr. Hardy for two seconds, a Miss Patricia Stratus is looking for you."
"Really?" She asked excitedly.
"No." He laughed. "But! I do need to talk to you about your part later tonight."
"Ah yes, the last laugh." Matt said slinging his arm over her shoulder. "Go kick some ass...or balls in this case." He laughed as she walked away with Eric.
Lita laughed as she walked up the ramp after Benoit hit Kane with the title.
Making her way backstage, she was greeted by Matt and Trish.
"Evil little thing." He smirked giving her a quick kiss.
"Man Ames, your boobs look amazing in that top." Trish whistled. "And they're all like sweaty and shiny." Trish licked her lips. "I was hoping you'd fall out of your top when Glen was gunna chokeslam you...man that would've been nice." She said dreamily.
"Trish..." She said sweetly, "You're so horny." She stated blatantly, but sweetly. "And I love you for it."
"You just seem to be dishing out the love today." Matt piped up.
"Yeah except for you since you won't be angry for me." She stated. "Now, Trish and I are going to go talk more about my yummy breast-eses." Amy smirked knowing she left Matt in a puddle of his drool.
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"So what's with you? Awfully in a good mood." Trish pointed out as Amy nodded.
"Yeah, I don't know."
"You know you don't trust me alone when I got the hots for you." Trish said honestly.
"That's so very true." Amy nodded her head. "But that's ok. Because...." She did a drum roll on her lap. "Matthew and I are-"
"Pregnant?"
"Yes Trish yes." She nodded her head sarcastically, "Matt's pregnant. And then his ass and chest are going to get bigger and he's going to give birth and feed that baby with his big man nipples." She said still nodding her head.
Trish glared at her. "I meant you, stupid."
"I know." She laughed, "But that's not it."
"Then what is?"
"Well you know how we were talking about Matt and I getting engaged and stuff..." Trish nodded her head. "Well, I was talking to Jeff the other day and he let something slip about how Matt's been looking at some ring shops lately." She gushed happily. "Now, it might've been nothing...but ohmygod! Isn't that the best thing ever?"
"YEAH!" Trish shrieked. "What kind of ring do you think he'll get you? A big one probably, 'Matt' and 'small' just don't go together." Trish smirked nudging Amy, "I'm sure you can agree to that. But do you think it'll be like this huge iceberg with little islands of ice, or, just one huge ass mountain, or a band of tiny ice cubes-"
"Stop!" Amy laughed, "Speak normally. And if I know Matt...it's going to be something...me. He knows what's me and what's not, he's not going to go get me a multicolored band and some pop rocks attached to it. It'll be something sweet and subtly, simple... but damn big!" She laughed slapping Trish's hand. "Seriously though, IF Matt is at least looking around, that's something to get excited about right? I'm not going crazy and looking too into this am I?" She asked. "Wait don't answer that." She said knowing Trish's response to be something out there. "I already know." She smiled.
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Yeah well I felt like writing this, i originally had this as a one shot, but yeah, read and review thanks!
AUTHOR: Hayley
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: I own no one
DISTRIBUTION: Ask first please
CHAPTER 2
"So what are you going to do?" Stacy asked.
"I don't know..." She sobbed before the camera man yelled 'cut!'
Laughing as she stood up, her and Stacy gave each other a quick hug.
"I sound stupid..." Stacy giggled, "'So what are you going to do?'" She mocked herself as Amy laughed. "Well gees, duh! Think Stacy think!" She said tapping her head as Amy wholeheartedly agreed.
"Careful now, too much thinking isn't an easy thing when you're just starting off." Amy nodded her head as Stacy caught her drift.
"I agree." She nodded smoothly.
Amy looked at her, in wonder about her. "Stacy sweetie,"
"Yeah?" She asked perking her head to one side.
"Nothing." She shook her head, "I love you." She smiled sweetly as Stacy nodded. "But, we must turn on one of these monitors because Matt's going to be on soon." She said turning it on. She grinned as she saw Matt in his fishnet shirt, all angry rolling around in that ring.
"Matt's kinda..." She grinned to herself.
"Angry?" Stacy asked as Amy turned to look at her.
"I was going to say hot."
"Amy, it's not always about how he look- oohhh..." She said as they watched the security guards restrain him. "Hubba hubba." She licked her lips.
Amy laughed as she told Stacy she was going to meet Matt at gorilla. Quickly, she made her way just as the borrage of men made their way through.
"Mmmmmwwwohh!" She said giving him a big kiss as he emerged from the curtain. "You're so pretty when you're angry." She said as she linked arms with him as they headed back to her dressing room.
"I know. What can I say. I'm just too pretty." He said rubbing his knuckles against his chest knowingly. "I'm just a sexy boy."
"Yes you are." She said opening the door for them only to find Stacy gone. "Looks like we're alllllllll alone..." She joked sadly. "Oh well! Now you're mine." She purred as she pinned him up against the lockers.
"Ms Dumas please..." He laughed sheepishly, "At least let me take my clothes off." He grinned slowly.
"Be angry." She ordered.
"What?"
"Be mad, like you were out there. Look like you're going to tear me apart." She whispered hotly against his neck.
"Ames..." He laughed nervously.
"That's not angry." She replied seriously. "I want to see you really angry...all hot and fired up. I wanna see your-"
Matt tried to stifle a laugh as he saw who entered the room.
"Ahem." The person coughed but she didn't hear.
"I wanna feel your nice-"
"Amy please!" The voice responded mock angrily as Amy's face turned bright red when she saw who was standing behind her.
"E-Eric." She said nodding her head to him. "Matt..." She said turning around at him.
"Ohhhh angry..." He said by the looks on her face.
"If you can tear yourself away from Mr. Hardy for two seconds, a Miss Patricia Stratus is looking for you."
"Really?" She asked excitedly.
"No." He laughed. "But! I do need to talk to you about your part later tonight."
"Ah yes, the last laugh." Matt said slinging his arm over her shoulder. "Go kick some ass...or balls in this case." He laughed as she walked away with Eric.
Lita laughed as she walked up the ramp after Benoit hit Kane with the title.
Making her way backstage, she was greeted by Matt and Trish.
"Evil little thing." He smirked giving her a quick kiss.
"Man Ames, your boobs look amazing in that top." Trish whistled. "And they're all like sweaty and shiny." Trish licked her lips. "I was hoping you'd fall out of your top when Glen was gunna chokeslam you...man that would've been nice." She said dreamily.
"Trish..." She said sweetly, "You're so horny." She stated blatantly, but sweetly. "And I love you for it."
"You just seem to be dishing out the love today." Matt piped up.
"Yeah except for you since you won't be angry for me." She stated. "Now, Trish and I are going to go talk more about my yummy breast-eses." Amy smirked knowing she left Matt in a puddle of his drool.
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"So what's with you? Awfully in a good mood." Trish pointed out as Amy nodded.
"Yeah, I don't know."
"You know you don't trust me alone when I got the hots for you." Trish said honestly.
"That's so very true." Amy nodded her head. "But that's ok. Because...." She did a drum roll on her lap. "Matthew and I are-"
"Pregnant?"
"Yes Trish yes." She nodded her head sarcastically, "Matt's pregnant. And then his ass and chest are going to get bigger and he's going to give birth and feed that baby with his big man nipples." She said still nodding her head.
Trish glared at her. "I meant you, stupid."
"I know." She laughed, "But that's not it."
"Then what is?"
"Well you know how we were talking about Matt and I getting engaged and stuff..." Trish nodded her head. "Well, I was talking to Jeff the other day and he let something slip about how Matt's been looking at some ring shops lately." She gushed happily. "Now, it might've been nothing...but ohmygod! Isn't that the best thing ever?"
"YEAH!" Trish shrieked. "What kind of ring do you think he'll get you? A big one probably, 'Matt' and 'small' just don't go together." Trish smirked nudging Amy, "I'm sure you can agree to that. But do you think it'll be like this huge iceberg with little islands of ice, or, just one huge ass mountain, or a band of tiny ice cubes-"
"Stop!" Amy laughed, "Speak normally. And if I know Matt...it's going to be something...me. He knows what's me and what's not, he's not going to go get me a multicolored band and some pop rocks attached to it. It'll be something sweet and subtly, simple... but damn big!" She laughed slapping Trish's hand. "Seriously though, IF Matt is at least looking around, that's something to get excited about right? I'm not going crazy and looking too into this am I?" She asked. "Wait don't answer that." She said knowing Trish's response to be something out there. "I already know." She smiled.
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Yeah well I felt like writing this, i originally had this as a one shot, but yeah, read and review thanks!