THE WORLD HAS COME TO AN END!!!!!!!!!! I NOW OWN
INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(continue haha's) *gasp of air*. Ok. Anyway, yes, the sun has shone and
....
*lawyers poke head around the corner*
"NO! NO! STAY AWAY!!! ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!! I CONFESS!!!!!!!! No, I didn't get that wonderful chance to own this awesome show/person/people. Dang copyright...........someday........i'll get my hands on it.....................until then......here's chappie 4.....:
Chapter 4
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'-' thoughts
Inuyasha sat at the table very bored looking. Suddenly, a flashing message caught his eye on a screen (A/N:.......don't ask where it suddenly appeared from......): "Get your love something special this Valentine's Day! Get him/her a.." But was cut away when the waitress came back.
"Where'd your girlfriend get to?"
"Oh, uh, she just left for a second. She'll be back soon."
"Oh. Well. I just wanted to see if I could get you two anything more."
At "ANYTHING more", Inuyasha's suddenly got a bit bigger. "ANYTHING else?"
"Uh, yea. Pretty much."
"*Evil grin, evil grin, smirk* Even........................................ramen?"
"Um, there's a restaurant over there that could get you some?"
"Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh..... *cheesy grin* okay. I'll be back.." Inuyasha got up and headed to the counter of the restaurant that the girl had said served ramen.
"Can I help you?"
"Yes. Yes, you can. I'll take one of every ramen."
The man behind the counter's jaw dropped. "One of...EVERY kind?"
"You heard what I said, idiot."
"Alright," the man put the mic to his lips, "I need...one of...EVERY ramen..." The whole kitchen just stopped and stared at the jerk that ordered one of everything, basically. They shook their heads and got to work. "Uh, it'll be ready in a while. Why don't you go sit down and wait? It could be a ........ while."
'Anything..' Inuyasha thought as he walked back to his seat. The waitress that had come to the table had look of confusement (A/N: heh heh, I make up words...0.o? heh heh, captain hook... o.0?) on her face. Inuyasha sat down. 'Finally!!!!!!! RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO MY HEART'S CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
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After waiting about 20 minutes, Inuyasha was starting to get a little inpatient. He'd already played "I Spy" with him self 18 times, he'd already counted 994,392,953.9 sheep, and now he was starting to get antsy. He got up and walked over to the counter where he'd ordered the ramen at. "Where the heck's my order?!"
"Now look, mister. You order 23 kinds of ramen, you have to wait for 23 kinds of ramen!"
"T-t-t-t-t-twenty th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-three????????!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes. Twenty three."
'I'm in heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
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"RAMEN!"
"WHERE?! WHERE?!"
"Finally....." Kagome sighed sitting back down.
"*whimper* No..........ramen?????!!!!!!"
"No, not yet....................wait....ramen?"
"Yea."
"Alright. Spill. What did ya do now?"
"Bought ramen?"
"Well, I don't see anything wrong in that. But...."
"But what?"
"Why were you staring out into space?"
"I was dreaming of me and my ramen...."
Kagome put a hand to her face in embarrassment. "You're hopeless........"
Inuyasha gasped a bit. "I....smell........RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!! And it's coming this way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sure enough, the "idiot" guy behind the counter had 3 other cooks carrying trays........all full of the 23 ramen.
"Well. Here's your ramen. ALL 23 KINDS."
"INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome yelled at the top of her lungs.
The whole mall went quiet. People were staring. Except for some baby crying, like there always is in these "silenced moments".
Kagome realized how many people she had attracted and blushed. "WELL, SHOO!!! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!!!!" Everybody went back to what the had previously been doing.
"Well, that's $50.24."
"What?!"
"$50. 24. Exactly what I said. Now fork it over or "noodle-boy" here won't get what he ordered.
Kagome got out her money and handed the guy some 20's.
After he left, Kagome got furious. Inuyasha never even hardly noticed the glares he was getting from Kagome.
"You've got some serious explaining to do. It's either that or when we get home...................... you know the rest."
"I-*slurp*-do?"
"Quite well. Let's see. You're going need to get a face surgery when I get through with you."
Inuyasha's eyes just got big. "F-face s-surgery? What's that?"
Kagome got a blank expression on her face. "Um, all the bones in your face get pretty much broken, doctors put it back together, and then they heal. Very painful. Just like a word that sounds an AWFUL lot like ...... QUIT messin around!!!!!!! (just little added emphases on "quit")"
"Oh..............OH!!!! OH!!!!!!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D GET SO UPSET!!!!!!! WENCH, I ONLY WANTED SOME FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kagome gritted her teeth. "do i have to say "it" now? in front of all these people?"
Inuyasha shook his head furiously. "I'm sorry."
"Well, I guess since you didn't know, I'll let it go this time, but if this happens again...it's face surgery for you ......... "noodle-boy"."
"Noodle boy?"
Kagome just smiled. Inuyasha continued on with his ramen.
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By the sixteenth bowl, Inuyasha was starting to look a little sick.
"Eat up now. I thought you said you wanted ramen so bad?"
Inuyasha just put it down. "I.....don't think I can eat another bite......."
"Told ya so."
"Oh, shut up."
"Fine, if you're done, let's go then. I've been waiting for you, now you can wait for me in some stores."
Inuyasha moaned, but managed to stand up. "I feel like a beached whale..."
"Come on, let's get it moving noodle boy."
"Shut up will ya wench!"
"You're going to need a new face all together..." Kagome said putting her hands out in front of her, like she was picturing a new face on Inuyasha.
"O.." was all Inuyasha could manage to moan out.
Kagome dragged Inuyasha to the Bath & Body Works store first.
"Oh, what's that smell?" Inuyasha complained covering his nose.
"Perfume....lotions....."
"Can I please wait out here? If I go in there I'll faint!!!!!!!!"
Knowing from previous encounters what extremely strong scents can do to Inuyasha, she approved. "Just don't move. I'll be out in a few minutes." Kagome walked inside, leaving Inuyasha across from the store.
Inside, Kagome was looking around at all the different scents of all the different varieties of smells she could buy. 'Hm..Country Apple smells nice...ooo, so does White Tea and Ginger. Oh, they're all so nice!!!'
"Can I help you?" A short blonde employee asked.
"No. I'm just looking."
"Alright." She walked off to go help some other girls that had just walked in. Kagome continued to meander around the store, making sure every now and then that Inuyasha was just where she left him. And he was.
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'What's taking that girl so long? How long can it take to buy a few .... what'd she call it? Perfoom? And loshuns? Gah, how could someone take such smelly stuff?' Inuyasha leaned up against the wall of the building. He observed the different people walking by him. Some were shorter, some were taller. Some had black hair, others had blonde. 'I am NOT playing I Spy again....' He thought as he started to get impatient.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Pacing the wall, Inuyasha was very restless. 'Dang, she's been in there a while... and I ain't going in there!!!!! I'll wait just a LITTLE bit longer....but if she's not out here in.....a few minutes, I'm going in to get her no matter what she says......'
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kagome looked at her watch and realized she'd been in there for over 45 minutes. "Holy crap! Inuyasha's gunna kill me!!!!!" She quick glanced at where she'd left him, but he wasn't there. "He is in soooooo much trouble when I get a hold of"
"Hurry up, wench, I ain't gunna last in here forever."
Kagome spun around a saw Inuyasha holding his breath, though amazingly you could hardly tell. "Yea, I'm coming. I'll quick go pay for this. You better get outta here quick."
Inuyasha not wanting to waste his breath, nodded and walked out rather quickly. Kagome walked up to the counter and handed the girl behind the counter the items she got.
*beep*, *beep*...(a few more beeps), "45.69."
"Uh, here." Kagome handed the girl some more twenties that she pulled out of her pocket. She got her change and quickly exited the store.
"Sheesh. Took ya long enough!"
"Hey, sorry. I forgot you were here! I usually spend forever in there with my mom."
"I could barely stand out here for 20 minutes, let alone a lot longer IN THERE."
"Alright. Sorry. This next store won't be as bad, I hope..."
So Kagome dragged Inuyasha to their next destination.......
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The End! No....just kidding. I would nevah leave ya hangin!!! Well.maybe I would....but im not the kind of person to do that... Anyway, thanks to all you reviewers. Even tho I don't have many, they still mean a lot!!!! *hugs self* *gets creepy look on face* ok then.... DANG FLYIN MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ALWAYS THEIR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry....i have a bad history wit flyin monkeys.......as I've sed in math class..... half of 6 is 2, and 17x2=344......and that would be MY MATH for ya!!!!!!!!!! In 7 and 8 grade!!!!!!!!!!!! My goodness......yes, im an 8th grader...from Nebraska..... HIGH SCHOOL NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOO BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does " "my" happy dance"* so, I guess I'll see ya'll's around!!!!!!!!!!!!
-animeblonde10
*lawyers poke head around the corner*
"NO! NO! STAY AWAY!!! ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!! I CONFESS!!!!!!!! No, I didn't get that wonderful chance to own this awesome show/person/people. Dang copyright...........someday........i'll get my hands on it.....................until then......here's chappie 4.....:
Chapter 4
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'-' thoughts
Inuyasha sat at the table very bored looking. Suddenly, a flashing message caught his eye on a screen (A/N:.......don't ask where it suddenly appeared from......): "Get your love something special this Valentine's Day! Get him/her a.." But was cut away when the waitress came back.
"Where'd your girlfriend get to?"
"Oh, uh, she just left for a second. She'll be back soon."
"Oh. Well. I just wanted to see if I could get you two anything more."
At "ANYTHING more", Inuyasha's suddenly got a bit bigger. "ANYTHING else?"
"Uh, yea. Pretty much."
"*Evil grin, evil grin, smirk* Even........................................ramen?"
"Um, there's a restaurant over there that could get you some?"
"Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh..... *cheesy grin* okay. I'll be back.." Inuyasha got up and headed to the counter of the restaurant that the girl had said served ramen.
"Can I help you?"
"Yes. Yes, you can. I'll take one of every ramen."
The man behind the counter's jaw dropped. "One of...EVERY kind?"
"You heard what I said, idiot."
"Alright," the man put the mic to his lips, "I need...one of...EVERY ramen..." The whole kitchen just stopped and stared at the jerk that ordered one of everything, basically. They shook their heads and got to work. "Uh, it'll be ready in a while. Why don't you go sit down and wait? It could be a ........ while."
'Anything..' Inuyasha thought as he walked back to his seat. The waitress that had come to the table had look of confusement (A/N: heh heh, I make up words...0.o? heh heh, captain hook... o.0?) on her face. Inuyasha sat down. 'Finally!!!!!!! RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO MY HEART'S CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
~*~*~*~*~
After waiting about 20 minutes, Inuyasha was starting to get a little inpatient. He'd already played "I Spy" with him self 18 times, he'd already counted 994,392,953.9 sheep, and now he was starting to get antsy. He got up and walked over to the counter where he'd ordered the ramen at. "Where the heck's my order?!"
"Now look, mister. You order 23 kinds of ramen, you have to wait for 23 kinds of ramen!"
"T-t-t-t-t-twenty th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-three????????!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes. Twenty three."
'I'm in heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
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"RAMEN!"
"WHERE?! WHERE?!"
"Finally....." Kagome sighed sitting back down.
"*whimper* No..........ramen?????!!!!!!"
"No, not yet....................wait....ramen?"
"Yea."
"Alright. Spill. What did ya do now?"
"Bought ramen?"
"Well, I don't see anything wrong in that. But...."
"But what?"
"Why were you staring out into space?"
"I was dreaming of me and my ramen...."
Kagome put a hand to her face in embarrassment. "You're hopeless........"
Inuyasha gasped a bit. "I....smell........RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!! And it's coming this way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sure enough, the "idiot" guy behind the counter had 3 other cooks carrying trays........all full of the 23 ramen.
"Well. Here's your ramen. ALL 23 KINDS."
"INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome yelled at the top of her lungs.
The whole mall went quiet. People were staring. Except for some baby crying, like there always is in these "silenced moments".
Kagome realized how many people she had attracted and blushed. "WELL, SHOO!!! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!!!!" Everybody went back to what the had previously been doing.
"Well, that's $50.24."
"What?!"
"$50. 24. Exactly what I said. Now fork it over or "noodle-boy" here won't get what he ordered.
Kagome got out her money and handed the guy some 20's.
After he left, Kagome got furious. Inuyasha never even hardly noticed the glares he was getting from Kagome.
"You've got some serious explaining to do. It's either that or when we get home...................... you know the rest."
"I-*slurp*-do?"
"Quite well. Let's see. You're going need to get a face surgery when I get through with you."
Inuyasha's eyes just got big. "F-face s-surgery? What's that?"
Kagome got a blank expression on her face. "Um, all the bones in your face get pretty much broken, doctors put it back together, and then they heal. Very painful. Just like a word that sounds an AWFUL lot like ...... QUIT messin around!!!!!!! (just little added emphases on "quit")"
"Oh..............OH!!!! OH!!!!!!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D GET SO UPSET!!!!!!! WENCH, I ONLY WANTED SOME FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kagome gritted her teeth. "do i have to say "it" now? in front of all these people?"
Inuyasha shook his head furiously. "I'm sorry."
"Well, I guess since you didn't know, I'll let it go this time, but if this happens again...it's face surgery for you ......... "noodle-boy"."
"Noodle boy?"
Kagome just smiled. Inuyasha continued on with his ramen.
*~*~*~*~*~*~
By the sixteenth bowl, Inuyasha was starting to look a little sick.
"Eat up now. I thought you said you wanted ramen so bad?"
Inuyasha just put it down. "I.....don't think I can eat another bite......."
"Told ya so."
"Oh, shut up."
"Fine, if you're done, let's go then. I've been waiting for you, now you can wait for me in some stores."
Inuyasha moaned, but managed to stand up. "I feel like a beached whale..."
"Come on, let's get it moving noodle boy."
"Shut up will ya wench!"
"You're going to need a new face all together..." Kagome said putting her hands out in front of her, like she was picturing a new face on Inuyasha.
"O.." was all Inuyasha could manage to moan out.
Kagome dragged Inuyasha to the Bath & Body Works store first.
"Oh, what's that smell?" Inuyasha complained covering his nose.
"Perfume....lotions....."
"Can I please wait out here? If I go in there I'll faint!!!!!!!!"
Knowing from previous encounters what extremely strong scents can do to Inuyasha, she approved. "Just don't move. I'll be out in a few minutes." Kagome walked inside, leaving Inuyasha across from the store.
Inside, Kagome was looking around at all the different scents of all the different varieties of smells she could buy. 'Hm..Country Apple smells nice...ooo, so does White Tea and Ginger. Oh, they're all so nice!!!'
"Can I help you?" A short blonde employee asked.
"No. I'm just looking."
"Alright." She walked off to go help some other girls that had just walked in. Kagome continued to meander around the store, making sure every now and then that Inuyasha was just where she left him. And he was.
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'What's taking that girl so long? How long can it take to buy a few .... what'd she call it? Perfoom? And loshuns? Gah, how could someone take such smelly stuff?' Inuyasha leaned up against the wall of the building. He observed the different people walking by him. Some were shorter, some were taller. Some had black hair, others had blonde. 'I am NOT playing I Spy again....' He thought as he started to get impatient.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Pacing the wall, Inuyasha was very restless. 'Dang, she's been in there a while... and I ain't going in there!!!!! I'll wait just a LITTLE bit longer....but if she's not out here in.....a few minutes, I'm going in to get her no matter what she says......'
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kagome looked at her watch and realized she'd been in there for over 45 minutes. "Holy crap! Inuyasha's gunna kill me!!!!!" She quick glanced at where she'd left him, but he wasn't there. "He is in soooooo much trouble when I get a hold of"
"Hurry up, wench, I ain't gunna last in here forever."
Kagome spun around a saw Inuyasha holding his breath, though amazingly you could hardly tell. "Yea, I'm coming. I'll quick go pay for this. You better get outta here quick."
Inuyasha not wanting to waste his breath, nodded and walked out rather quickly. Kagome walked up to the counter and handed the girl behind the counter the items she got.
*beep*, *beep*...(a few more beeps), "45.69."
"Uh, here." Kagome handed the girl some more twenties that she pulled out of her pocket. She got her change and quickly exited the store.
"Sheesh. Took ya long enough!"
"Hey, sorry. I forgot you were here! I usually spend forever in there with my mom."
"I could barely stand out here for 20 minutes, let alone a lot longer IN THERE."
"Alright. Sorry. This next store won't be as bad, I hope..."
So Kagome dragged Inuyasha to their next destination.......
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The End! No....just kidding. I would nevah leave ya hangin!!! Well.maybe I would....but im not the kind of person to do that... Anyway, thanks to all you reviewers. Even tho I don't have many, they still mean a lot!!!! *hugs self* *gets creepy look on face* ok then.... DANG FLYIN MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ALWAYS THEIR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry....i have a bad history wit flyin monkeys.......as I've sed in math class..... half of 6 is 2, and 17x2=344......and that would be MY MATH for ya!!!!!!!!!! In 7 and 8 grade!!!!!!!!!!!! My goodness......yes, im an 8th grader...from Nebraska..... HIGH SCHOOL NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOO BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does " "my" happy dance"* so, I guess I'll see ya'll's around!!!!!!!!!!!!
-animeblonde10