Disclaimer: Maybe I am Rumiko Takahashi, maybe I'm not. The only way to find out is to hunt me down, which you won't do.....right?

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'Life is good at the top' ,thought Inuyasha as he stolled down his halls. Yes his halls. He thinks this because he is the most populaur guy in school. He could have any girl he wanted, they would happily leave any guy for him. He was a jock, he played the schools football team as quarterback and was going out with a cheerleader named Kikyou. She had the brains of a clay doll though and was a littl low on pep, but she was a fairly populaur girl so all was well. Of course he hung out with the second most populaur boy in school, who totally abused his popularity to lay a different girl almost every night in the dorms. Inuyasha knew this mostly because he was the unhappy roomate of the devil himself. The lecher's name was Miroku.

'There's the lecher now', thought Inuyasha as he saw the offender leaning against his locker.

Miroku stepped to the side as Inuyasha approached and Inuyasha proceeded to put in his locker code.

"What is it Miroku?"

"What? Can't a friend meet up with his best bud in the morning?"

"No, not when that friend would usually be running around getting phone numbers from poor defensless girls."

"Awww, your words hurt me Inu....."

"Get on with it."

"Fine. I just wanted to let you know that there's a new M.P.G.I.S.--

" M.P.G.I.S.?"

"Most Populaur Girl In School. Anyway, word is she is twice as beautiful as the last girl, super feisty, and her sizes are --"

" How would you know that?"

"I've seen so many shapes and sizes, I have this instinct for it."

" That's sick, anyway, why are you telling me this? Shouldn't you be chasing her yourself?"

"No, I'm only second M.P.B.I.S. so I can only go after the second M.P.G.I.S. or lower. No one can have her except you or if they get permission from you."

"So you came to get "permission"?"

"No, I'm more interested in the second M.P.G.I.S. so I'm fine."

"Miroku, I have a question."

"Yes Inuyasha?"

"Is there like a book of rules that I don't know about?"

"No, not yet. I'm working on being the first to publish it right now."

"Great..." mumbled Inuyasha under his breath as he slammed his locker door and set out for his first class. Walking down the halls, he couldn't help but wonder what this "M.P.G.I.S." was like.

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' Life at the top......is different.' thought kagome as she timidly walked down the hall, she wasn't used to all the looks from people and couldn't help but feel a little pressure. What if she dressed wrong one day? Would they all hate her? Luckily Sango came to her side at that moment to reassure her.

"Relax would ya?" she whispered as she walked alongside Kagome. "By the way, you look great, red is definetly your color." That's when Kagome visibly relaxed and she heard Sango chuckle. Kagome had decided to dress simple that day and chose to wear a red halter top and comfotable light blue jeans. her hair caressed her shoulders and her eyes were shining and alert. I guess everyone approved because soon they stopped staring nd went back to their lockers. Kagome stopped at her own and sango stood with her as she organized it.

"Are you enjoying the popularity?" asked Sango quite suddenly

"Yeah, I guess it's nice to have some sort of recognition."

"Good, cause I need to talk to you about how your going to stay on top."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, you need to do something that others will always remember you as so that you stay recognizable."

"Hmmm, I guess that makes sense. What do you have in mind."

"Okay, I have two ideas, one will be planted in everyone's minds forever."

"Okay, what's that one?"

"You strip down on a lunch table."

"Sango!"

"I knew you wouldn't go for that one." chuckled Sango

"So what's the other one?"

"The easiest one in the book, you go out with the most populaur guy in the school."

"Well, that sounds simple enough."

"Great! You'll see him in your third class, chat him up a bit and ask him out."

"I guess so.....but what if he turns me down."

"He won't"

"But what if he does?"

"Then tell him about the plan and I'm sure he'll think it makes sense. This is great! Well, I have to go to my class! Bye Kagome!"

"Sango! Wait!"

"What?"

"Aren't you at least going to tell me his name?"

"Oh yeah, right. It's Inuyasha. Bye!" then Sango ran around the corner.

Kagome stood hugging a book to her chest and biting on her lower lip. 'Inuyasha huh? What a weird name......wonder what he's like.' Then she slammed her locker door shut and walked to her first class.

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A/N: I know this just seems like another high school fic, but there is a twist. If you like these kinds of fics, vote for me!! I also provided a chart for reference on levels of popularity.

Popularity Chart

 M.P.B.I.S. M.P.G.I.S.

Inuyasha Kagome

Miroku Kouga Sango Rin

Shippou Hiten Hojo Naraku Kirara Kanna Kagura Kikyou

Note: There will be mention of Sesshomaru in this story, but he goes to a different school.