A/N: Hello People! I've decided to post this, its fun. Now, R/R!
"Well, when I walked toward the DADA room I heard talking. I peeked in and saw Snape and Hill talking. Snape was saying something about how he couldn't believe he'd actually come and asked her, and Hill said that he couldn't believe that Cathleen had agreed to it. That was all I got, but I ran back here and book marked his page. Then I headed to the Divindation tower. Indovenello wasn't there so I decided a little rummaging wouldn't hurt. I dug through her desk and found a wedding announcement, it read: Rätsel - Indovenello to Wed. So I came back here and looked up Cathleen Rätsel and found it! I book Marked her too. Now where do you want to start?" (A/N: you will also find out what Rätsel means at the end. Muhahahaha!) "Good work agent Snow. I'd like to start with Hill."
"Alright, Harold James Hill, page. 756. Do you care about birth day, family, and job, or do you just want the juicy stuff?"
"Just the Juicy please."
"Okay. Put in Muggle Jail for 7 years for killing 15 muggles on the street. He was freed on bail paid by his girlfriend, Cathleen Rätsel. He broke up with Cathleen 10 days after she freed him. He went back to work for Voldermort and then was released after marrying Marion Peru (A/N: Another Music Man name! hehehe) a witch who stood up to Voldermort in Battle. Then it goes on about his home life. So, what do you think?"
"Man! We've got 2 ex-death eaters here now! Snape and Hill."
"HA! Try three, Cathleen Rätsel or Indovenello, whichever you Prefer. ~Ahem~ Cathleen Rätsel, daughter of Samuel and Bethezda Rätsel. Samuel Rätsel is a German warlord and Bethezda Rätsel is an Irish Saint. How these two got together no one knows, but when they did they had Cathleen. Samuel was put in Askaban, for being convicted of murdering his wife when Cathleen was 10. Then they have the article of Mrs. Rätsel's murder, it's interesting. Some of the clues seem to point to Cathleen as the Murderer, but the others point to Mr. Rätsel, it's weird, okay, back to her profile. Cathleen was put in the foster home of Mr. and Mrs. John Riddle, where she met and followed their nephew Tom Marvolo Riddle, also known as Lord Voldermort. She met Harold James Hill and freed him from jail when he was sentenced. He left her and turned to the side of good. Cathleen Rätsel met and married Mr. Thomas Indovenello. They carried on with the workings of Voldermort till he was defeated by Mr. Harry James Potter, who lost his parents to Voldermort as a baby, and defeated Lord Voldermort as a baby too, and is still tangling with him today. Who doesn't know that? Anyway, she was never arrested for being tied with Lord Voldermort. Her husband died carrying out orders to kill a family. She was last seen blah, blah, blah-" "No wonder when I told Hill that Indovenello was working here he ran." I cut her off. "Wait, he what?" "Well, he asked me to stay after class one day." and I related the story to her. "Man, we have a big conspiracy going on in our school!" "Yep, Now, Ms. Snow may I escort you to lunch?" I said offering her my arm, "I'm too hungry to think about this any more." "I would be honored Mr. Weasley! I'm starved!" ~*~ October and November passed quickly. Jessie and I never really had another date, but we did go to the Halloween Ball together and we had dinner on the 2 Hogsmeade trips, but those weren't dates. We'd decided not to date after the disaster of our one and only date. Finally Christmas break was here and Ginny and I were going home. I walked down to the common room after I was packed. The only person there was Jessie. She was sitting in front of the fire with a book in her hand. I figured she wouldn't even notice me so I started to walk out. "Are you packed?" she asked not even looking up from her book. "Yes, Mother," This had become my nickname for her, because of her motherly habits to question me. "Good boy. Now come and sit by me so we can talk," she always did this after I called her Mother. "So what did you want to talk about, Jess?" I asked plopping myself down on the couch. "I dunno. Tell me about your family again. They sound wonderful!" Jessie and I had told each other about our families, coming from a 2 child family, that wasn't very big, she was fascinated by mine. "AW! Come on! You know it by heart!" "Yes I do, but it's more fun when you talk about them, because you know them!" I sighed, "Alright. Dad is the Minister of Magic, bec-" I was cut short by a barn own swooping in and landing on my head. "CHUY! What are you doing here?" (Pronounced: Chewy) Jessie asked picking up the owl. "You named your owl Chewy?" "No, C-H-U-Y, it's Spanish for Jessie, and she's not mine. She's my parents', let's see what you've got there." She said pulling the note off of Chuy's leg smiling. As she read the note, her smile slowly disappeared. When she finished she handed it to me. It said: Jessie, I'm sorry, but we won't be able to take you in for the Winter Break. Your mother and I are going to the Swiss Alps for Skiing. That Ron fellow you've told us about sounds delightful.. Sorry again Love! -Dad "I'm sorry, Jess. I know how much you were looking forward to going home," "I guess I should be used to this by now. They do this EVERY single year." I felt bad for her, she missed her family, and friends, I know my family would lover her! Wait a minute! "Hey! Wild idea here! I owl my mom to see if you can spend Winter Break with us!" Really wild! My mom would want to clean the whole house if we were having guests. "Well, I wouldn't want to impose on your family-" "Impose? No way! Mom loves to have visitors! Do you think Chuy could take the note?" "I guess so." "Great!" I grabbed some parchment off of the table, scribbled a quick note to mom, and sent Chuy with it. About 2 hours later, Chuy returned with another letter. It read: Ron- We would love for Jessie to spend the holiday with us! She can stay with Ginny. Your mother and I can't wait to see you all! ~Dad p.s.- who's owl was that? I finished and passed the note to Jessie who was petting Chuy. She read it and exclaimed, "Oh, Ron, Thank you so much! I can't wait to meet your family! Especially Fred and George, they sound Magnificent!" She nearly choked me she was hugging me so hard. Then she took Chuy to the window and he flew off, and she ran upstairs. Pretty soon, Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and Neville came bounding in Snow covered. I handed Ginny both notes without a word and headed out for lunch. About an hour later we all headed down to the train that would take us back to King's Cross Station. Ginny and Neville were kissing until it was time to leave. Those 2 were really in love! Jessie and I hugged Hermione, and I shook Hands with Harry, Jessie went ahead and hugged him too much to his surprise. When we got to the station, Fred and George were there to meet us. "Hey, Ronnykins! How's Quidditch?" Fred asked coming over. "Going well, but he needs work on his aim." Jessie said before I could answer. "And who is this lovely creature?" George said bending down to kiss her hand. Jessie cocked her head and smiled coolly, as soon as he got close enough to her she grabbed his shirt pulling him upward. "You touch me with your lips I'll knock you out before you can say Quidditch." George was just dangling there looking dumbfounded, "Now, My name is Jessie Snow." She said putting him down. I couldn't contain myself any longer and apparently neither could Ginny. We both bust out laughing and had to lean on each other so we wouldn't fall over. Jessie looked at us smiled and started laughing too, "I'm sorry, George, it's a habit of mine. Just ask Ron I decked him the first day I met him." By now Fred and George were laughing too. We must have all looked like idiots all standing there laughing, for no apparent reason. "We better get out of here before the gate closes," Fred said between guffaws. We agreed grabbed our stuff and headed for home. As we rounded the corner to where our house was I started to get nervous, what if Jessie thinks we are too poor for her to stay here, what if- but my thoughts were cut short by Jessie saying, "This is the most wonderful house I've ever seen! It's so different! So unique I love it!" I sighed my relief and got out. Fred and George went to go pick up Angelina and Alicia (their girlfriends) and then we'd unload. We walked in and Mum wasn't in the kitchen, or the living room. "I wonder where Mum is," I said tossing my Coat on the table and almost immediately Mum was there yelling "Get your dirty coat off my clean table." Even though I was 6 foot 2 and she was 4 foot 5, I still obeyed her rules. I took Jessie and Ginny's coats and Hung them up on the coat-rack. "Mum, this is Jessie Snow," I said coming back in the room. "Hello, Jessie. I'm Molly Weasley," Mum said shaking Jessie's hand. "Hi, Mrs. Weasley," "Well, do you three want some of my home-made apple pie?" Mum said as she walked over to the oven. "You cook?" Jessie asked astonished. "Well, yes. Doesn't your mother?" "No, I do the cooking. Both my parents work." "Oh, you poor dear! Well, you won't have to do any cooking while you're here, unless you absolutely want to," "Thank you!" We heard a horn outside. "That'll be Fred and George," I said heading back to get my coat. "Ginny, you and Jessie will be sharing a room, why don't you show her how to get there," Mum said. "I already know how," Jessie said picking up her coat. "Pardon?" "Oh, Ron told me about everything. I know how to get there. If you don't mind I'd rather like to help unload the car." "Well, that's the boys' job." "Well, I want to help," Jessie replied stubbornly. "FINE!" Mum said crossing her arms. "Thank you." Jessie said Running out of the door. She and Mum were already starting to act like family. Percy wasn't coming this year, Penelope (his wife) was expecting their 1st baby, and she is due anytime now. Fred and George have been dating Angelina Johnson and Alicia Spinet since 7th year. (A/N: F/AJ and G/AS) When we got back inside 2 Hogwarts owls were sitting on the table. The letters were addressed to Jessie and I. They contained Christmas Homework from Snape. He had been ill on the last day, so he didn't get to give anyone their Homework. We had to mix up a Detestare Potion (A/N: Loathe Potion. Take a wild guess what it does!) and bring back a bottle of it at the beginning of next semester. Jessie and I started at 8pm worked all night with a few apple pie breaks. Finally at 3am we went up to bed. Dad still wasn't home by the time we were finished. He apparently got home about 2hours later. ************************************************************ Ginny came running into my room at 8am yelling, "RON! GET UP! PENELOPE IS HAVING HER BABY!" I half jumped half fell out of bed. I pulled on a shirt and stumbled down the stairs. I nearly fell on Jessie who was pacing back and forth past the stairwell. Fred, Angelina, George and Alicia were all cuddled on the couch; Ginny was helping my nervous mother pack, so I decided to join Jessie.
"Morning, sleep well," I said. "Yes, quite comfortably. Your Mum told me to wait here for you, and -" Just then Mum and a very Dad walked down the stairs. Jessie and I were sent upstairs for their trunks. We loaded them into the car and they were off to the Middleton Wizarding Hospital. Fred and George went off to the joke shop they owned, Alicia and Angelina went to the Ministry where they worked and Ginny, Jessie and I were left to do whatever. Mum had told that if we went anywhere we were to owl her. "I hope mum owls us as soon as the baby is born! I just love babies! They are all so sweet, and cuddly," Said Ginny smiling at us broadly. "And they love to puke, cry, and poop." Jessie finished with her arms crossed. She was still wearing her PJ's. They were green, blue, and white plaid and she had a gray shirt with a red Nike Swoosh on it. (A/N: Even the Wizarding World Knows about Nike and Starbucks!) "What have you got against babies, Jess?" Ginny asked completely confused, with her hands on her hips.
A/N: You'll understand later. Ok, bye for now. R/R!!!! I mean it!!!
"Well, when I walked toward the DADA room I heard talking. I peeked in and saw Snape and Hill talking. Snape was saying something about how he couldn't believe he'd actually come and asked her, and Hill said that he couldn't believe that Cathleen had agreed to it. That was all I got, but I ran back here and book marked his page. Then I headed to the Divindation tower. Indovenello wasn't there so I decided a little rummaging wouldn't hurt. I dug through her desk and found a wedding announcement, it read: Rätsel - Indovenello to Wed. So I came back here and looked up Cathleen Rätsel and found it! I book Marked her too. Now where do you want to start?" (A/N: you will also find out what Rätsel means at the end. Muhahahaha!) "Good work agent Snow. I'd like to start with Hill."
"Alright, Harold James Hill, page. 756. Do you care about birth day, family, and job, or do you just want the juicy stuff?"
"Just the Juicy please."
"Okay. Put in Muggle Jail for 7 years for killing 15 muggles on the street. He was freed on bail paid by his girlfriend, Cathleen Rätsel. He broke up with Cathleen 10 days after she freed him. He went back to work for Voldermort and then was released after marrying Marion Peru (A/N: Another Music Man name! hehehe) a witch who stood up to Voldermort in Battle. Then it goes on about his home life. So, what do you think?"
"Man! We've got 2 ex-death eaters here now! Snape and Hill."
"HA! Try three, Cathleen Rätsel or Indovenello, whichever you Prefer. ~Ahem~ Cathleen Rätsel, daughter of Samuel and Bethezda Rätsel. Samuel Rätsel is a German warlord and Bethezda Rätsel is an Irish Saint. How these two got together no one knows, but when they did they had Cathleen. Samuel was put in Askaban, for being convicted of murdering his wife when Cathleen was 10. Then they have the article of Mrs. Rätsel's murder, it's interesting. Some of the clues seem to point to Cathleen as the Murderer, but the others point to Mr. Rätsel, it's weird, okay, back to her profile. Cathleen was put in the foster home of Mr. and Mrs. John Riddle, where she met and followed their nephew Tom Marvolo Riddle, also known as Lord Voldermort. She met Harold James Hill and freed him from jail when he was sentenced. He left her and turned to the side of good. Cathleen Rätsel met and married Mr. Thomas Indovenello. They carried on with the workings of Voldermort till he was defeated by Mr. Harry James Potter, who lost his parents to Voldermort as a baby, and defeated Lord Voldermort as a baby too, and is still tangling with him today. Who doesn't know that? Anyway, she was never arrested for being tied with Lord Voldermort. Her husband died carrying out orders to kill a family. She was last seen blah, blah, blah-" "No wonder when I told Hill that Indovenello was working here he ran." I cut her off. "Wait, he what?" "Well, he asked me to stay after class one day." and I related the story to her. "Man, we have a big conspiracy going on in our school!" "Yep, Now, Ms. Snow may I escort you to lunch?" I said offering her my arm, "I'm too hungry to think about this any more." "I would be honored Mr. Weasley! I'm starved!" ~*~ October and November passed quickly. Jessie and I never really had another date, but we did go to the Halloween Ball together and we had dinner on the 2 Hogsmeade trips, but those weren't dates. We'd decided not to date after the disaster of our one and only date. Finally Christmas break was here and Ginny and I were going home. I walked down to the common room after I was packed. The only person there was Jessie. She was sitting in front of the fire with a book in her hand. I figured she wouldn't even notice me so I started to walk out. "Are you packed?" she asked not even looking up from her book. "Yes, Mother," This had become my nickname for her, because of her motherly habits to question me. "Good boy. Now come and sit by me so we can talk," she always did this after I called her Mother. "So what did you want to talk about, Jess?" I asked plopping myself down on the couch. "I dunno. Tell me about your family again. They sound wonderful!" Jessie and I had told each other about our families, coming from a 2 child family, that wasn't very big, she was fascinated by mine. "AW! Come on! You know it by heart!" "Yes I do, but it's more fun when you talk about them, because you know them!" I sighed, "Alright. Dad is the Minister of Magic, bec-" I was cut short by a barn own swooping in and landing on my head. "CHUY! What are you doing here?" (Pronounced: Chewy) Jessie asked picking up the owl. "You named your owl Chewy?" "No, C-H-U-Y, it's Spanish for Jessie, and she's not mine. She's my parents', let's see what you've got there." She said pulling the note off of Chuy's leg smiling. As she read the note, her smile slowly disappeared. When she finished she handed it to me. It said: Jessie, I'm sorry, but we won't be able to take you in for the Winter Break. Your mother and I are going to the Swiss Alps for Skiing. That Ron fellow you've told us about sounds delightful.. Sorry again Love! -Dad "I'm sorry, Jess. I know how much you were looking forward to going home," "I guess I should be used to this by now. They do this EVERY single year." I felt bad for her, she missed her family, and friends, I know my family would lover her! Wait a minute! "Hey! Wild idea here! I owl my mom to see if you can spend Winter Break with us!" Really wild! My mom would want to clean the whole house if we were having guests. "Well, I wouldn't want to impose on your family-" "Impose? No way! Mom loves to have visitors! Do you think Chuy could take the note?" "I guess so." "Great!" I grabbed some parchment off of the table, scribbled a quick note to mom, and sent Chuy with it. About 2 hours later, Chuy returned with another letter. It read: Ron- We would love for Jessie to spend the holiday with us! She can stay with Ginny. Your mother and I can't wait to see you all! ~Dad p.s.- who's owl was that? I finished and passed the note to Jessie who was petting Chuy. She read it and exclaimed, "Oh, Ron, Thank you so much! I can't wait to meet your family! Especially Fred and George, they sound Magnificent!" She nearly choked me she was hugging me so hard. Then she took Chuy to the window and he flew off, and she ran upstairs. Pretty soon, Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and Neville came bounding in Snow covered. I handed Ginny both notes without a word and headed out for lunch. About an hour later we all headed down to the train that would take us back to King's Cross Station. Ginny and Neville were kissing until it was time to leave. Those 2 were really in love! Jessie and I hugged Hermione, and I shook Hands with Harry, Jessie went ahead and hugged him too much to his surprise. When we got to the station, Fred and George were there to meet us. "Hey, Ronnykins! How's Quidditch?" Fred asked coming over. "Going well, but he needs work on his aim." Jessie said before I could answer. "And who is this lovely creature?" George said bending down to kiss her hand. Jessie cocked her head and smiled coolly, as soon as he got close enough to her she grabbed his shirt pulling him upward. "You touch me with your lips I'll knock you out before you can say Quidditch." George was just dangling there looking dumbfounded, "Now, My name is Jessie Snow." She said putting him down. I couldn't contain myself any longer and apparently neither could Ginny. We both bust out laughing and had to lean on each other so we wouldn't fall over. Jessie looked at us smiled and started laughing too, "I'm sorry, George, it's a habit of mine. Just ask Ron I decked him the first day I met him." By now Fred and George were laughing too. We must have all looked like idiots all standing there laughing, for no apparent reason. "We better get out of here before the gate closes," Fred said between guffaws. We agreed grabbed our stuff and headed for home. As we rounded the corner to where our house was I started to get nervous, what if Jessie thinks we are too poor for her to stay here, what if- but my thoughts were cut short by Jessie saying, "This is the most wonderful house I've ever seen! It's so different! So unique I love it!" I sighed my relief and got out. Fred and George went to go pick up Angelina and Alicia (their girlfriends) and then we'd unload. We walked in and Mum wasn't in the kitchen, or the living room. "I wonder where Mum is," I said tossing my Coat on the table and almost immediately Mum was there yelling "Get your dirty coat off my clean table." Even though I was 6 foot 2 and she was 4 foot 5, I still obeyed her rules. I took Jessie and Ginny's coats and Hung them up on the coat-rack. "Mum, this is Jessie Snow," I said coming back in the room. "Hello, Jessie. I'm Molly Weasley," Mum said shaking Jessie's hand. "Hi, Mrs. Weasley," "Well, do you three want some of my home-made apple pie?" Mum said as she walked over to the oven. "You cook?" Jessie asked astonished. "Well, yes. Doesn't your mother?" "No, I do the cooking. Both my parents work." "Oh, you poor dear! Well, you won't have to do any cooking while you're here, unless you absolutely want to," "Thank you!" We heard a horn outside. "That'll be Fred and George," I said heading back to get my coat. "Ginny, you and Jessie will be sharing a room, why don't you show her how to get there," Mum said. "I already know how," Jessie said picking up her coat. "Pardon?" "Oh, Ron told me about everything. I know how to get there. If you don't mind I'd rather like to help unload the car." "Well, that's the boys' job." "Well, I want to help," Jessie replied stubbornly. "FINE!" Mum said crossing her arms. "Thank you." Jessie said Running out of the door. She and Mum were already starting to act like family. Percy wasn't coming this year, Penelope (his wife) was expecting their 1st baby, and she is due anytime now. Fred and George have been dating Angelina Johnson and Alicia Spinet since 7th year. (A/N: F/AJ and G/AS) When we got back inside 2 Hogwarts owls were sitting on the table. The letters were addressed to Jessie and I. They contained Christmas Homework from Snape. He had been ill on the last day, so he didn't get to give anyone their Homework. We had to mix up a Detestare Potion (A/N: Loathe Potion. Take a wild guess what it does!) and bring back a bottle of it at the beginning of next semester. Jessie and I started at 8pm worked all night with a few apple pie breaks. Finally at 3am we went up to bed. Dad still wasn't home by the time we were finished. He apparently got home about 2hours later. ************************************************************ Ginny came running into my room at 8am yelling, "RON! GET UP! PENELOPE IS HAVING HER BABY!" I half jumped half fell out of bed. I pulled on a shirt and stumbled down the stairs. I nearly fell on Jessie who was pacing back and forth past the stairwell. Fred, Angelina, George and Alicia were all cuddled on the couch; Ginny was helping my nervous mother pack, so I decided to join Jessie.
"Morning, sleep well," I said. "Yes, quite comfortably. Your Mum told me to wait here for you, and -" Just then Mum and a very Dad walked down the stairs. Jessie and I were sent upstairs for their trunks. We loaded them into the car and they were off to the Middleton Wizarding Hospital. Fred and George went off to the joke shop they owned, Alicia and Angelina went to the Ministry where they worked and Ginny, Jessie and I were left to do whatever. Mum had told that if we went anywhere we were to owl her. "I hope mum owls us as soon as the baby is born! I just love babies! They are all so sweet, and cuddly," Said Ginny smiling at us broadly. "And they love to puke, cry, and poop." Jessie finished with her arms crossed. She was still wearing her PJ's. They were green, blue, and white plaid and she had a gray shirt with a red Nike Swoosh on it. (A/N: Even the Wizarding World Knows about Nike and Starbucks!) "What have you got against babies, Jess?" Ginny asked completely confused, with her hands on her hips.
A/N: You'll understand later. Ok, bye for now. R/R!!!! I mean it!!!