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The Mullet of Destiny
Before the events at Zanzibar, Solid Snake was walking through the streets of L.A. with a long mop-top.
Suddenly, as if from no where, he heard a voice, filled with such sage wisdom, he felt compelled to follow it.
"Get your hair cut, you hippy!" Said the voice.
Solid Snake looked around, trying to figure out where the voice was coming from. Then said to himself.
"manly grunt, maybe my hair is abit long.
So, he walked to the nearest barber.
"manly grunt, give me a hair cut, maybe a mullet."
So the barber gave him a mullet.
Solid Snake then walked out, proud of his new hair. It was then that the same strange voice spoke to him again.
"Get your hair cut, you hippy!" Said the voice.
"manly grunt, where does that keep coming from anyway?"
Thus, it was on this day that our hero, Solid Snake, acquired the Mullet of Destiny. Which would follow him on all his missions, and even saved his life too.