Disclaimer: If I owned Inu Yasha, it would be way messed up. I can tell you that. Thank goodness I don't.

A/N: Whee!

My other story got to 1000 words! Hopefully this chapter will be 1500. I know this one will be fun. Just look at the title. Sure to please.

Keep on guessing what the cloth sticking out of my bag was. And if you forgot, I'm in this story. So you all know I'm gonna have fun.... and do what I always wanted to do. Manipulate the groups relationship. That means, well you can guess.

Yay!

Love can be found everywhere. Sometimes it just needs help. Just call me the match-maker.

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" Hey! There you guys are! Why the hell did you leave me alone! I could have been abducted! Kiddnaped! Put up for auction on E-Bay." she yells. Everyone looks at her, then goes back to what they were doing. She pouts and crosses her arms. " This always happens! Nobody cares what happens to me!"

" I do." some guy pops up from nowhere.

" Get back into my bag and continue on with Selene." she stuffs him in her bag. Strange noises can be heard from it.

" Nobody cares!" Timi cries.

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One Second Later

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" Yeah. That will work. We could do that. This is gonna be fun. We just need to leave those two alone as well as those other two. Come on Shippo. Time to set our plan into action." Timi said, giggling slightly.

" What are you giggling about, girl?" Inu Yasha yelled from up front.

" Nothing, me and Shippo are just chatting." Timi called.

" I know your scheming something, wench, and once I find it out, your going down."

" Like you ever find your way out of a cardboard box with that brain." she muttered under her breath.

" What did you say!" he yelled, his temple throbbing.

" Nothing!" she put on a smile, looking happy. That was her best fake act yet.

" Okay, our plan is going smoothly." said Shippo.

" Just a few minor calculations on that Inu Yasha bit, but that will be smoothly worked out."

" Are you ready."

" Good, phase one is officially in action. Operation couple is a go. I'll take the taijya, you take the monk." the nodded and seperated.

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" And so," Shippo explains with the monk. " To have our idea work, will needed help with you and Sango."

" Ah... So this will prove Inu Yasha's and Kagome's love for each other." said Miroku.

" Yup. It's been carefully planned. And you can spend some time with Sango."

" Ah.. Then we shall start."

" Yes. Tonight." said Shippo.

' She is good. We're gonna have so much fun.' Shippo thought evilly, watching Timi walk towards him.

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" So, you have a plan to get them together." said Sango.

" Yup." said the girl standing before her.

" You are so bad. I can't do this to my best friend." Sango replied.

" But the love each other don't they. You can just tell by the way they argue. Besides, she'll probably thank you in the end..." she said, keeping the rest in her thoughts. ' After she stops killing us.'

" Okay, I know she loves him. And they will come round eventually."

" And before you change your mind thinking this is a bit manipulative. Think of it as a sorta push to their relationship. Besides, you can spend some time with your favourite houshi." a blush arose on Sango's cheeks.

" Fine, but I'm doing this for Kagome." she nervously replied.

' Yes! This will be so much fun to see. Oh, if only this was on t.v. The joy of watching them get to get.' Timi thought.

" Okay. I got to go think this out now more clearly." Timi walked to the back of the group were Shippo was who had finished with the violet eyed man.

" What did he say Shippo? Did he buy it? Can we go on with the other two?" the girl asked excitedly.

" Yes, he went for it." replied the young youkai.

" Excellent. Phase one is complete. Phase two shall go into action as soon as everything is confirmed."

" The houshi has agreed to this part."

" Everything is good on my end. I witnessed crimson at the key lines. An extra good sign."

" Good."

" Will set off for phase two in... Five..... Four..... Three..... Two..... One....." the parted once more and set off to the other people they had yet two talk to.

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" Hey Kagome! I want to talk to you about some things." Timi yelled, putting on her most cutesy voice and face that she knew Kagome could resist. In fact, no one could resist it. It was the weapon that could very well end the earth.

" Yeah, what do you want." she piped, being hypnotized to the spell of her face.

" Let's talk." Kagome knew they were not very good words when a conversation started, but it was so hard to resist The Face.

" Sure." she knew this wasn't going to be so good.

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" Yeah, were gonna set Miroku and Sango up." he exclaimed.

" I'm in for it. But you get caught, I'm not in it. Got it?" Inu Yasha said.

" Yup." Shippo squeeked.

" Good. Now run along." he shoved in aside.

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" Sure, I'm in. I love to see them together."

" That's why I'm setting them up." she exclaimed.

" But I don't think this is right, Timi. This seems kind of manipulative."

" Don't be like Tea from Yu-Gi-Oh, who's so obsessive with friendship." sarcastically drawled Timi.

" ........." she glared.

" I know she'll thank you. I can feel it. I'm so sure that this prophewazathingy, I can't promounce it. Well I know it will work out. Some way." Timi sighed.

" Fine... I'm in."

" Good! I get on it!" she squeaked in joy. Kagome watched the young girl bounce away.

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" Hey, we're out of fire wood. Could someone come with me?" Timi was acquited with silence.

" I'll go with you." Kagome said.

" I'm coming too. You might need me." Kagome stood up, Shippo on her shoulder. The three began walking into the woods.

" And where do you think your going, Inu Yasha?" Miroku inquired seeing him get up.

" Uh.... I want to follow." he replied.

" Right..." the monk muttered quietly.

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" I know you're there, Inu Yasha." Timi heard a rustle in the trees.

" Damn.." he said quietly.

" I heard that. You can come out now." she turned to where he supposedly was.

" How did you know? You are no demon so you can't smell me." he asked her while jumping down from a tree.

" It's a girl thing. Hard to explain." she said.

" Damn wench." Inu Yasha mumbled.

" Hey, Shippo. I forgot something back at the campsite, could you come with me?" Timi said to the little youkai.

" Sure, what are you getting?" he replied.

" Maybe a flashlight and a basket for the firewood."

" Let's go then."

" You two are okay together, right?" Timi asked while walking away.

" Why can't I come?!" Inu Yasha said quickly.

" 'Cause then Kagome would be all alone." she lastly said disappearing out of sight.

" Damn her..."

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" That's good. Now we can carry on with Miroku and Sango." darkly said Timi.

" Yeah. You know what to do." Shippo whispered as they reached the clearing.

" Wait, I hear weird noises. It sound familiar. I know what it is. I need a closer look." Timi began crouching near the bushes. " Eww.."

" What are they doing Timi?" Shippo asked.

" T... the.. they're.. they're.." she stammered, her nose scrunching up.

" They're what?! Tell me." he grabbed both her shoulders.

" They're making-out!" she exclaimed.

" Gross.." they said in unison. Timi sighed.

" Guess my plan can stop here."

" Yeah, no more fun. Timi, why don't you ever talk about a boyfriend?" Shippo asked her.

" I don't have one." her voice was emotionless.

" But someone like you should have lots of boys who like you."

" Your right, but I'm not interested in boys." she replied in the same tone.

" Does that mean you like girls?" he raised an eyebrow.

" No, it's not like that!" her voice became panicky, no longer monotone. " It's just that I have bad history and.. and... "

" What history?"

" Well, a few years ago, my face didn't look all that pretty, and I had sensitive nerves. And... sensitive feelings."

" And..."

" Well there this big Korean(no offence to you guys, I'm not a rascist, it's just part of my life story) rascist jerk. He picked on me because I had a sensitive stomach, so whenever there was a bad smell I used to throw-up."

" Oh.."

" And I used to cry easily. So because of that, he and his friends picked on me. They were part of the reason I cried. And whenever I told the teachers they did nothing. And he's a rascist 'cause he was always saying how his dad killed ugly filipino women like me!" she said sadly.

" Well he's a big jerk! I would do something if I could!" Shippo cried.

" You don't t..think I'm ug.. ugly do you?" her crying interfering with her sentence.

" No, I think your very pretty, Timi-chan." hugging as much of her as he could.

" I w.. wish y..you do s..something S..S..Shippo." she started hiccupping.

" It's okay. Maybe I shouldn't have asked."

" You didn't know Shippo. It all in my past."

" Okay, don't think 'bout anymore."

" Sure thing. I think they're done now. I hungry."

" Me too. Let's eat."

Well that was a rollercoaster of emotions.

And FYI, I don't not like other girls and I'm not a rascist. That part were a guy picked on me was true. And he really did say that. I'm just telling it how it is.

And if you know a Korean boy named Peter Hur and want to do something for me, give him a nice slap on the face and a well placed kicked and that's it.

Sorry it took so long to update.

Ja ne