The Real Chapter 4!
umm....chapter five.
"Oi" the thinnest noted "That's a just question aye? My humblest apologies for not answering ye mate'!"
"So sorry! How rude of we..."
We?" the thin one interrupted longly. The fat guy simply glanced at him and continued
Me name's Merry, and that ri' there woo' be Pip. We're hobbits!"
Oi!" Pippin smiled offering his hand "Pleasure!"
Mm..." Hermione nodded, her lips slightly curled, not seeming too impressed and not bothering to wonder what Boppits were.
here's was a short, awkward silence (ya know how that is) as Pippin wiped his hands on his shirt and put them back in his pockets...
So..." Merry started as if expecting them to say something.
Oh!" Hermione caught on "So sorry! How foolish of me really! My name is Hermione, and this is Ron" she said pointing to the Flame headed boy "And that..." she said moving her finger upon Harry "Is Harry Potter"
Pleasure" said Merry this time offering his hand
arry was slightly surprised at the Hobbits modesty and warm welcome. No staring at him, eyes goggling with sheer madness, no whispers as he curled up inside of himself. It never occured to him that they never knew who he was
Pleasure's all mine" Harry said happily shaking his hand back. Maybe this place wasn't so bad.
fter getting caught up in all the introductions everyone had forgotten about the whole resolving thing. When Harry saw Gandalf pouting and remembered he was about to say something when all of a sudden an arrow shot skidding right through Ron's hair barely missing his head.
THIRTY SIX!!!" a calm yet excited voice suddenly shouted. Hermione was dazed by it. Every note in every word made her invision a crystal waterfall not falling, but flying down, down, down until it hit the flawless stars.
"What was it?" a hoarse and slightly unclear voice followed, breaking Hermione's daze.
"Don't know for sure. Looked like maybe a mutilated shrew of some sort....possibly a dead eagle? Ugliest thing IVE ever seen!! Absolutely hideous, why I'd think it was better off dead anyways! " the voice ranted on
Finally a tall man appeared. His blond-white hair smoothly held back so you could see his perfect face smothered in beauty. On his back was a small bag that seemed to be carrying arrows and a bow. Soon followed a man as short as a child, but looked like he had mearly finished taking a ride with the dinosaurs with his face covered in a brown stringy beard and long braded hair that covered his back.
Ron still stood there in shock, the arrow tangled in his hair. When the tall man finally realized what had happened he kneeled generously.
"My deepest apologies!" he stood up again "Gimli here and I were playing Count The Roadkill and I had mistaken your hair for an oversized rat with internal bleeding. Please, no hard feelings!"
"How could you think his Hair was a RAT Legolas?" Gimli cried in astonishment "Why I could have sworn it was an Orcs head!" he groaned looking troubled "It doesn't count you know!"
"Yes, yes of course!" Legoals laughed. He was about to introduce himself when he noticed Gandalf. "Gandalf! There you are! I...." he stopped and gave a loud shriek "Bloody murder it's you!!!" he shouted looking at dumbledore than back to Gandalf "And you!! TOGETHER!! Gimli Run!!!! (when they're dead I clame their bodies for roadkill)"
"Not fair...." Gimli started deeply frustrated by his planning ahead
"Hold on!" Hermione shouted as everyone froze.
"NOBODY is going ANYWHERE!!! Now what is going on?! Dumbledore and Gandalf were just about to explain why they're so mad at each other"
Legolas and Gimli looked at each other then the couch and sat down knowing this would take a while.
"Well? Dumbledore? Gandolf??" Hermione insisted
"Pippin!" Gandolf said sharply "Tell Dumble Dork that because he started it, I'm actually going to be nice and let him tell you!"
Pippin began to open his mouth when Dumbledore interrupted "Well, HARRY!!!" DD retorted, crossing his arms and pouting looking up at the sky away from Gandolf "You can just tell Gandy the Dandy Candy that because he started it, he can tell everyone what he did!"
"Oh Lord!" Merry groaned rubbing his eyes and joining Gimli and Legolas on the couch. "This could take a while!"
PLEASE REVIEW!! IF YOU DONT I WILL GO ON A STRIKE AND WONT ADD ANYMORE!! AND TRUST ME IM ALREADY ON CHAPTER 9 SO THERE!!!
umm....chapter five.
"Oi" the thinnest noted "That's a just question aye? My humblest apologies for not answering ye mate'!"
"So sorry! How rude of we..."
We?" the thin one interrupted longly. The fat guy simply glanced at him and continued
Me name's Merry, and that ri' there woo' be Pip. We're hobbits!"
Oi!" Pippin smiled offering his hand "Pleasure!"
Mm..." Hermione nodded, her lips slightly curled, not seeming too impressed and not bothering to wonder what Boppits were.
here's was a short, awkward silence (ya know how that is) as Pippin wiped his hands on his shirt and put them back in his pockets...
So..." Merry started as if expecting them to say something.
Oh!" Hermione caught on "So sorry! How foolish of me really! My name is Hermione, and this is Ron" she said pointing to the Flame headed boy "And that..." she said moving her finger upon Harry "Is Harry Potter"
Pleasure" said Merry this time offering his hand
arry was slightly surprised at the Hobbits modesty and warm welcome. No staring at him, eyes goggling with sheer madness, no whispers as he curled up inside of himself. It never occured to him that they never knew who he was
Pleasure's all mine" Harry said happily shaking his hand back. Maybe this place wasn't so bad.
fter getting caught up in all the introductions everyone had forgotten about the whole resolving thing. When Harry saw Gandalf pouting and remembered he was about to say something when all of a sudden an arrow shot skidding right through Ron's hair barely missing his head.
THIRTY SIX!!!" a calm yet excited voice suddenly shouted. Hermione was dazed by it. Every note in every word made her invision a crystal waterfall not falling, but flying down, down, down until it hit the flawless stars.
"What was it?" a hoarse and slightly unclear voice followed, breaking Hermione's daze.
"Don't know for sure. Looked like maybe a mutilated shrew of some sort....possibly a dead eagle? Ugliest thing IVE ever seen!! Absolutely hideous, why I'd think it was better off dead anyways! " the voice ranted on
Finally a tall man appeared. His blond-white hair smoothly held back so you could see his perfect face smothered in beauty. On his back was a small bag that seemed to be carrying arrows and a bow. Soon followed a man as short as a child, but looked like he had mearly finished taking a ride with the dinosaurs with his face covered in a brown stringy beard and long braded hair that covered his back.
Ron still stood there in shock, the arrow tangled in his hair. When the tall man finally realized what had happened he kneeled generously.
"My deepest apologies!" he stood up again "Gimli here and I were playing Count The Roadkill and I had mistaken your hair for an oversized rat with internal bleeding. Please, no hard feelings!"
"How could you think his Hair was a RAT Legolas?" Gimli cried in astonishment "Why I could have sworn it was an Orcs head!" he groaned looking troubled "It doesn't count you know!"
"Yes, yes of course!" Legoals laughed. He was about to introduce himself when he noticed Gandalf. "Gandalf! There you are! I...." he stopped and gave a loud shriek "Bloody murder it's you!!!" he shouted looking at dumbledore than back to Gandalf "And you!! TOGETHER!! Gimli Run!!!! (when they're dead I clame their bodies for roadkill)"
"Not fair...." Gimli started deeply frustrated by his planning ahead
"Hold on!" Hermione shouted as everyone froze.
"NOBODY is going ANYWHERE!!! Now what is going on?! Dumbledore and Gandalf were just about to explain why they're so mad at each other"
Legolas and Gimli looked at each other then the couch and sat down knowing this would take a while.
"Well? Dumbledore? Gandolf??" Hermione insisted
"Pippin!" Gandolf said sharply "Tell Dumble Dork that because he started it, I'm actually going to be nice and let him tell you!"
Pippin began to open his mouth when Dumbledore interrupted "Well, HARRY!!!" DD retorted, crossing his arms and pouting looking up at the sky away from Gandolf "You can just tell Gandy the Dandy Candy that because he started it, he can tell everyone what he did!"
"Oh Lord!" Merry groaned rubbing his eyes and joining Gimli and Legolas on the couch. "This could take a while!"
PLEASE REVIEW!! IF YOU DONT I WILL GO ON A STRIKE AND WONT ADD ANYMORE!! AND TRUST ME IM ALREADY ON CHAPTER 9 SO THERE!!!