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Chapter 6:
Charles Have I Loved, Gandalf have I hated
Hermione flew her hand gripping tightly onto her wand into the air. She screamed a curse something like "Gammadecaiso!" and a large bomb went off in the air. (What they didn't know was that the debree coincidently all landed on the Morder and destroyed Sauron) "ENOUGH!!! Dumbledore, go sit by that tree! You will keep your mouth shut until your spoken to!" (sound familiar?) "Gandolf, you sit on the couch next to Ron and Harry and Legolas.."
"Oh! Why does he get the couch?!" Dumbledore whined. Hermione just shot him a look that could not only kill but probably drop an atomic bomb out of....umm...nowhere cough Well, the point is it made her look evil and DD shut up okay?
"Gimli, find a seat, as for the rest of you, do what you will as long as it isn't murder" (oi, this is a lot of characters to keep track of!)
"Now, Gandolf first. " Gandolf wore a smug face (as smug as ugly can get) and stuck out his tongue at DD. "Well. Ahem, firstly may I please stand up, I look and sound much wiser when I am taller and older than everyone." He asked politely to Hermione.
"Of course..." Hermione answered
"Thank You. Now, it all started back when I was...rr...younger. You see, Dumbledork"
"Hey!!" Dumbledore yelled defiantly looking at Hermione for justice.
"GANDOLF!!!" Hermione said firmly
"Okay, okay, Sorry. Habbit. You see DumbleDore and I were supposively best friends. Until he got a duck...Carle" he said Carle in a more fowl tone.
"You mean you knew how Rubber Ducks worked the whole time?!" Ron interrupted shocked towards Dumbledore.
"Yes. My duck kept me company while I took baths. I took him everywhere!"
"You mean they're used to take baths?!"
"No I took Charles..." he emphasized Charles as to correct Gandolf "...other places!"
"A gay duck?" Ron asked wrinkling his nose a little
"He's not gay!" Dumbledore retorded in defense
"No he only floats in a bathtub with another wizard!!" Ron mumbled not bothering to keep his voice down
Dumbledore huffed and looked out the corner out of his eye. This obviously stumped him so he just defended himself with "Don't make fun of Charles!!!! It's not like he STARED at me while I was bathing"
"HE'S PLASTIC FOR PLANET'S SAKE!!!" Merry finally screamed
Ron, Gandolf, and Dumbledore froze in disguist at this. Dumbledore gasped and made a choking noise. "DONT CALL MY POOKY PLASTIC!!!"! he screamed charging for Merry
"Oh lord" Legolas rolled his eyes and slapped his forehead. (Notice this seems to happen a lot...hmm looks around) He stuck his foot out making Dumbledore fall flat on his face and skid (suprisingly) far across the dirt until suddenly he was stopped by a blinding object. All Dumbledore could make out was his medium sized yellow feet, so ugly and bright (of course not as much as ron's hair) that it was like looking at the sun but since DD was so old and practically blind it didn't really make a difference. But WHO was it? Dumbledore suddenly picked up an "electric" vibe of evil. Who..more like WHAT was this mysterious creature??
Find out....SOOON....maybe
Chapter 6:
Charles Have I Loved, Gandalf have I hated
Hermione flew her hand gripping tightly onto her wand into the air. She screamed a curse something like "Gammadecaiso!" and a large bomb went off in the air. (What they didn't know was that the debree coincidently all landed on the Morder and destroyed Sauron) "ENOUGH!!! Dumbledore, go sit by that tree! You will keep your mouth shut until your spoken to!" (sound familiar?) "Gandolf, you sit on the couch next to Ron and Harry and Legolas.."
"Oh! Why does he get the couch?!" Dumbledore whined. Hermione just shot him a look that could not only kill but probably drop an atomic bomb out of....umm...nowhere cough Well, the point is it made her look evil and DD shut up okay?
"Gimli, find a seat, as for the rest of you, do what you will as long as it isn't murder" (oi, this is a lot of characters to keep track of!)
"Now, Gandolf first. " Gandolf wore a smug face (as smug as ugly can get) and stuck out his tongue at DD. "Well. Ahem, firstly may I please stand up, I look and sound much wiser when I am taller and older than everyone." He asked politely to Hermione.
"Of course..." Hermione answered
"Thank You. Now, it all started back when I was...rr...younger. You see, Dumbledork"
"Hey!!" Dumbledore yelled defiantly looking at Hermione for justice.
"GANDOLF!!!" Hermione said firmly
"Okay, okay, Sorry. Habbit. You see DumbleDore and I were supposively best friends. Until he got a duck...Carle" he said Carle in a more fowl tone.
"You mean you knew how Rubber Ducks worked the whole time?!" Ron interrupted shocked towards Dumbledore.
"Yes. My duck kept me company while I took baths. I took him everywhere!"
"You mean they're used to take baths?!"
"No I took Charles..." he emphasized Charles as to correct Gandolf "...other places!"
"A gay duck?" Ron asked wrinkling his nose a little
"He's not gay!" Dumbledore retorded in defense
"No he only floats in a bathtub with another wizard!!" Ron mumbled not bothering to keep his voice down
Dumbledore huffed and looked out the corner out of his eye. This obviously stumped him so he just defended himself with "Don't make fun of Charles!!!! It's not like he STARED at me while I was bathing"
"HE'S PLASTIC FOR PLANET'S SAKE!!!" Merry finally screamed
Ron, Gandolf, and Dumbledore froze in disguist at this. Dumbledore gasped and made a choking noise. "DONT CALL MY POOKY PLASTIC!!!"! he screamed charging for Merry
"Oh lord" Legolas rolled his eyes and slapped his forehead. (Notice this seems to happen a lot...hmm looks around) He stuck his foot out making Dumbledore fall flat on his face and skid (suprisingly) far across the dirt until suddenly he was stopped by a blinding object. All Dumbledore could make out was his medium sized yellow feet, so ugly and bright (of course not as much as ron's hair) that it was like looking at the sun but since DD was so old and practically blind it didn't really make a difference. But WHO was it? Dumbledore suddenly picked up an "electric" vibe of evil. Who..more like WHAT was this mysterious creature??
Find out....SOOON....maybe
Oh lord, one of my favorite chapters. Lots of fun to write. Hope you enjoyed and don't forget to spread the word ;) Oh and a special lovey dovey thank you to all my beautiful reviewers. I did this without you!
ooh! Boogy boogy boogy. Who is this creature? WHAT is this creature? You'll want to find out in... (TV VOICE) THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!