TV VOICE Previously on The Gang Meets Lord Of The Rings: Dumbeldore runs into a yellow thing. What is it? WHO is it? Find out...on the next line!!!!

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Mysterious Ugly Bright Guys!
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Dumbeldore's face skidded across the dirt making him prettier than usual. He backed away quickly in fear, but mostly because they powerful ugliness of the yellow was blinding DD more than he already was (which is saying something). Legolas, Brave, Bold and incredibly hot with clean hair stepped towards the anonymous creature.

"Salutations. My name is Legolas and I am incredibly hot. Who are you?"

"What are you?" Hermione snarled wrinkling her nose before Harry nudged her. (Apparently a little too hard because she tackled him to the ground. She rolled him onto his stomach and sat there grabbing his hair and grinding his face into the dirt here and there)

But anyways....The mysterious figured slowly began to grin evily. He slowly took one step forward, his skin like sunlight that burned. He began to open his mouth wider and wider until finally he spoke slowly

"Pi-

Ka-

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Followed by a "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Everyone gasped in Horror! "No!!!" Herminone screamed along with everyone else, lifting Harry's head so he could too. After a couple of minutes though, they became quite breathless and finally stopped when they noticed this mysterious Pikachu wasn't laughing evily anymore either.

"But who are you?" Pippin asked again.

Pikachu groaned and stopped smiling. "Millions of viewers my butt!" he groaned in a high chipmunk sounding voice to himself. He switched back to his "evil" voice (as evil as chipmunks, and cat's get) and began to speak:
"I am PIKACHU!"

"You said that already!" Ron yelled!

"WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH?!?!?!" Pikachu retorted. When Ron didn't answer it continued. "Many of you have probably heard of Voldemort" he started pacing with his hands behind his back. "You see, my show basically sucked vaccuum cleaners and I needed a new job. THAT is when I met Voledmort. Great man, he is. Now, Voldemort's obsession with Lightning bolts grew against him. After years and years of defeat he could handle it no longer. So he packed his bags, wig, toothbrush, eyeliner...ahem. Well, we ran into each other at the retirement agency. When I told him that I MADE LIGHTNING BOLTS!!" (he said this with much pleasure) "He realized I was PERFECT!! ME! YES I HAVE A PURPOSE!! You see Harry? You've net your match! The question is, what happens when you match up Lightning against Lightning?!?!!?! MUAHA...MUAHA..MUAHAHAHaHHHAahaHahaha....AHH!" before Pikachu could finish his ranting and raving mad laughter when a rock hit him in the head and he blacked out.

Hermione, Harry, Ron, Legolas, Gimli (this could take a while) Pippin, Merry, Dumbledore and Gandalf stood there for a moment looking blankly at the ball of sunshine laying on the ground unconscious...

"Nice shot" Pippin credited Merry.

"Oh yeah!" Harry patted him on the back.

Gandalf walked over and looked down at Pikachu.
"This could be a problem." he said in his usual crackly old phart voice.

"Wattaya talkin bout'?!" Gimli chuckled "You saw what that bloody rock did! Throw him in a river and be done wit em'!"

"Haven't any of you watched Pokemon?! PIKACHU ALWAYS WINS!! He's like Britney Spears...he JUST DOESNT DIE!!! This isn't going to be easy you know!"

"To Morder with Britney Spears!!! My hair is MUCH PRETTIER!!! EAT MY HERBAL ESSENCES!!!" Legolas lost control as he started to scream at the sky.

"Come now Legolas. We know your Herbal Essences is prettier then Garnier Fructis" Gimli lied "But Gandalf has a point. With Pikachu replacing Harry he is in much more danger!!! We must split up and protect him!"

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Split Up? No!!! That would only make it easier for me to write!! What will happen?! Will they split up?!! Find out in:
THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!

Sorry it's been taking so long to update! I am figruing out the next parts now and school just started back up so i've ben really bleh...and lazy. I'll do my best, just give me a reason to. ;)