"Why did you do that?" Sarah asked as the lights went out.
"What? I had as much to do with this as you did."
"Trust me; somehow this is all your fault."
"Ready kids?" Ebony had turned into a clown.
"Why a clown? Why a clown?"
"You terrifying beast!"
Ebony groaned. "Why is it you two have to ruin my fun?" He scrunched his eyes. "Life is a party and YOU CANNOT RUIN IT! Every party has a pooper…."
"And that's why we have a pooper scooper." Katie interrupted.
"That's why we invited you per." Ebony finished.
"Nuh huh!" Sarah cried out.
"Ready for your wish?"
"No!" The girls cried together.
"Too bad. You shouldn't have called me fat."
ZONK!
"A clown horn?" Katie rolled her eyes. "Puh-leeze."
But it was too late; they were whisked away to the burrow.
If I keep my eyes closed, Katie thought, maybe I won't feel like I'm somewhere else. Maybe I'll open them to discover that none of this has… But she opened her eyes because of curiosity, worry, and excitement.
In front of her stood George. He was smiling vaguely at her.
"Wow." George said. "You're more gorgeous than I ever imagined."
"Talk about yourself." Katie ran towards the red-haired twin and they started snogging. Abruptly, she tore herself away from him. "Do I have a man's voice or was that just me?" She asked.
George's eyes widened and he felt his hair and screamed. "I'M UNCLEAN!"
"Sarah?!" Katie shrieked. "NO WAY!! NO!" Both "boys" wiped their mouths adamantly on their robes.
"Why? WHY?" Sarah-George started crying. "You know what this is called, don't you?"
"Hell?" Katie sobbed as well.
"No! Well… there is that, but it's called TWINCEST!"
"I HATE that sort of fanfictions!" Katie wailed.
"I do too!" Sarah sat down. "This is all wrong, Katie, all wrong… you look like Fred and I look like George."
"Therefore, we look the same, but you're sexier than I am."
"Damn straight." Sarah responded automatically. "I mean… no! You're sexier than I am!"
"Never!"
"What are you two shouting about?" The door to their bedroom burst open to allow a little red-haired girl entrance.
"Ginny? Go away, not right now." Sarah waved her hand.
"Are you two fighting? You know mum will kill you if you continue…."
"Look, you don't know what is going on right now, so just piss off." Katie cried in exasperation.
"If you told me you might find I can help." Ginny was cross.
"Okay, fine!" Sarah was beside herself. Actually, she was physically beside her twin, but that is beyond the point.
"We made our STUPIDEST wish and now we're STUCK here!" Katie ejaculated. No, not that kind. I mean the shouting kind, you stinking pervert.
"What?" Ginny was stupefied. "What are you talking about?"
"I'm not Fred, I'm Katie. She's not George, she's Sarah."
"You're transvestites now?" Ginny's voice was dripping with sarcasm. "You still look like boys to me."
"THAT'S BECAUSE-."
"Shut up, Katie!" Sarah cried. "Look, we're not from England. You don't really exist, but whatever. We wished we could marry Fred and George and we BECAME Fred and George and now… we're just angry."
"What's going on?" Ron had tromped to their room and had stumbled through the door. "Your business isn't already crashing, is it?"
"They've gone insane." Ginny frowned. "They seem to think they're girls who've possessed their own bodies."
"WE'RE NOT INSANE!" They shouted together.
"Prove it." Ginny demanded. "Tell me something about girls that only a girl would know."
Sarah and Katie were stumped. "Something only a girl would know? Like about our bodies? Or that men are swine?" Katie asked.
"Anything." Ginny said.
"We hate menstruation?" Sarah tried. "And that disgusting yellow goop that lines our underwear?"
Ron's face turned green. "Girls pee in their pants?"
"No." Katie, Sarah, and Ginny said together.
"I think… I think I believe you." Ginny was a bit taken aback. "But what happened to the real Fred and George?"
"We don't know." Katie sighed. "This isn't the first time this has happened to us. First it was Legolas…." She shot a dirty look at Sarah.
"Then it was King Jonathan." Sarah returned the glare.
"Now it's this?" Ginny guessed. "And what do you mean by saying that I'm not real?"
"You're a fictional character." Sarah mumbled. "Sorry, chicka."
Ginny smiled vaguely. "You read the books by the great goddess J.K. Rowling, don't you?"
"She's a goddess too?" Katie and Sarah stared at each other. "Just like Tolkien and Pierce. And we're lesser gods."
"You're from the planet of the gods. That is amazing." Ginny shook her head.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Ron was looking from the three faces of the girls as though hoping for a sign that said "just kidding!"
"Ron, you'd never get it. Go back to your room." Ginny waved him away.
"No! I'm standing here until I understand what's going on!"
"Eternity, then." Ginny rolled her eyes. "The only person that can fix this is Dumbledore, I'll wager."
"Where do we find him?" Sarah asked hopefully.
"Number twelve Grimmauld Place."