A/N- One-shot from Bolbi's POV. Because I love Bolbi, and rarely do I see a fic with Bolbi even mentioned. He amuses me a lot. All grammatical errors are intentional, because have you ever heard Bolbi talk normally?

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REFLECTIONS OF BOLBI

They think Bolbi no pay attention. They very, very wrong. Bolbi know eveything that go on in Retroville. Bolbi have the eyes of a fish and ears of a horse. Bolbi very, how you say, observant. Bolbi know things about the citizens of Retroville that would make Jimmy Neutron hair undo itself from ridiculous hair-do.

But Bolbi no tell on good citizens. No Bolbi can keep secret lock up tight. Bolbi not tell you that Jimmy Neutron and Cindy like each other. They keep it very hush hush, they don't even know they like each other! But Bolbi know. Because Bolbi very, very sneaky. Bolbi see them give each other little looks, because Bolbi sees all.

Bolbi not tell you about Carl's fascination with Jimmy's mom. No Bolbi keep big hush hush about that. Because Mr. Neutron and his ducks would get Carl if he found out, and then Jimmy be sad because Carl Jimmy's friend.

And Sheen is Jimmy's other friend, and Sheen and Libby like each other. But Bolbi no hush hush about that because everybody know! But Bolbi bet he know first.

But Bolbi know more than that! Because Bolbi is all seeing, all knowing! Bolbi know Mrs. Fowl is lonely old lady, and that principal man is really...bald! So is Sam the candy man! But Bolbi tell you none of that.

Nosey? No, Bolbi not nosey. See, Bolbi know what you thinking. You thinking Bolbi is nosey. But Bolbi not nosey, Bolbi is interested. And Bolbi is lonely.

You see, Bolbi have no friend yet in Retroville, but Bolbi want to be friend with the gang and Jimmy. Because they cool. They very cool.

But Bolbi will never be their friend. And that make Bolbi very, very sad. They do better work when Bolbi go bye-bye. Why you think they do so good after Bolbi vote hisself off game show? You know what Bolbi mean? Because once Bolbi gone they win. They win good. They win vroom vroom car. Bolbi like the car. Car go fast.

But Bolbi wander away from subject. Bolbi was saying how he lonely. But Bolbi don't mind because Bolbi have secret. Bolbi have friend at home. Bolbi have friend cheese ball given to him by Bolbi's loving parents. It is tradition in Bolbi's homeland to be given cheese ball as a friend when leaving country. And that is why Bolbi not sad. Because Bolbi have cheese ball. Without cheese ball Bolbi be sad, but with cheese ball Bolbi happy!

Now Bolbi off to do Slap Dance with cheese ball.

Slap, slap, slap! Clap, clap, clap!

Everybody!

Slap, slap, slap! Clap, clap, clap!