Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter, or the song "My Way" which we think belongs to Frank Sinatra.
Dedication: To Frank Sinatra, because he's cool.
Fred and George stood before the crowd of students and teachers alike. Umbridge opened her mouth to say the official words of expulsion (Ministry decree number 293), when Fred turned to George and said, "You know, old boy, I think there's only one way to express our feelings at this moment."
"I'm in complete agreement, old bean."
Subsequently, the twins burst into song to a rather familiar tune…
"And now the end is near
And so we face our true expulsion
My friend, we'll say it clear
We'll state our case, our prime compulsion
We've lived a life that's full
We've travelled every secret passge way
And more, much more than this
We pranked it our way
Regrets we've had a few
Like every time we got detention
We did what we had to do
And saw it through without exemption
We planned each chartered trick
Each careful step along the swamp-way
And more, much more than this
We pranked it our way
Yes, there were times
We're sure you knew
When we bit off more than we could chew
But through it all when there was doubt
Filch ate us up and spat us out
We faced it all
And we stood tall
And pranked it our way
We've loved, We've laughed, not cried
We've had our fill, our share of dung bombs
And now, as smoke subsides
We leave them with their qualms
To think we did all that
And may we say, not in a shy way
'Oh no, oh no, not us
We pranked it our way'
Peeves carry, all our good jobs
Arrange the odd angry mobs
To fight against that witch
Or perhaps we should say [CENSORED]
Our record shows we caused an itch
And pranked it our way
Yes, it was our way"
The crowd spontaneously burst into wild applause. Umbridge shreaked over the din, "This singing is an illegal student organization that must be disbanded immediately! Call the-"
That ominous voice from the sky addressed its fellow. "Please, please, please, Morag?"
"Oh all right then," the other agreed grudgingly.
Crack.
Even more cheering, yelling, and clapping broke down into total chaos as a hot pink newt took the place of Dolores Umbridge.