Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter characters etc. or the song "It's A Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong.
Dedication: To the dude who plays Crabbe in the Harry Potter films, because he gave Liz an autograph today.
Slowly the camera (aparantly this one's a film) zooms in to a small house elf wearing a tea cozy, kilt, singing Christmas tie, a Hawaiin shirt, and two odd coloured socks standing on the top of a cliff looking dramatic, the wind whipping around, the waves crashing, and seagulls in the background. He held aloft a very old, ugly, knobbly sock as though it was his most treasured possession. He then opened his mouth, and began to sing…
"Oh it may smell bad
In fact it reeks
Its lumpy style
May not be chic
Yet I think to myself
What a wonderful sock
I was once a slave
The Malfoy's were mean
Dark blighted days
Cook, sew, and clean
Now I think to myself
What a wonderful sock
Oh wondrous Harry Potter
Was the who set me free
He hid this sock within a book
Then sent it off to me
So in his honour
This song I pen
So long as I promise
Not to save his life again
It was Vernon's once
Not it is mine
It's yellow and knobbly
But I think that's fine
For I think to myself
What a wonderful sock
Oh wondrous Harry Potter
Was the who set me free
He hid this sock within a book
Then sent it off to me
So in his honour
This song I pen
So long as I promise
Not to save his life again
I love this sock
More than you'll ever know
From the top of my tea cosy
To the bottom of the toes
And I think to myself
What a wonderful sock
Yes I think to myself
What a wonderful sock!"