Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter or the song "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story
Dedication: The puppies! (Bruiser, Jake, Lily, Tallulah, and Cosmo, but especially Lily!)
As some cheerful fairy-ballet music set the mood, Oliver Wood tippie-toed across the stage in a bright pink tu-tu, opened his mouth, and began to sing with a dance routine to match.
I love Quidditch
Oh, dear Quidditch
I will fly and I'll play it all day
And I pity
All the Slytherins we're going to slay
I feel ruthless,
Oh, so ruthless
I'll make them toothless by how ruthless I feel!
I love Quidditch
And I hardly can believe it's real.
See the pretty quaf-fle soaring towards me
Can you see me catch it with ease?
Such a good maneuver,
Such a lovely swoop,
Such a charming smile,
Such a pretty me!
Guess that practice,
Finally paid off,
Even though it was pouring down rain
I love Quidditch
To the point where I'm simply insane!
With this last line, Oliver gave a graceful flying leap that sent him soaring like a swan off if the stage. All of the audience winced as they heard the painful crash that sound as though he had collided into something very large and very solid. Possibly Hagrid.