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Dedication: To the little French lady whose house we Trick or Treated at and proclaimed, "I buy so many sweet but no one come!" By the way, sorry that we forgot to say it last night, but HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! Okay, so we're in Britain, but we make do. Morag went a witch attempting to dress as a muggle (it was her first Halloween and the costume was a bit last minute), and Liz went as Hermione Granger. And unlike Emma Watson, she didn't need a stupid crimper to make her hair as bushy as Hermioninny's.

I Will Survive

            Suddenly, the lights went out and a cold chill swept over the stage. This eerie blew Hermione's body into the stage's "artistic feature", where several pained groans emitted from its dark recesses as she landed with a thump. An eerie blue light set the mood, when suddenly, several platforms rose up from the now coloured glitter smoke to reveal Lord Voldemort himself in traditional disco ware, accompanied by several Death Eaters with afros as backup singers. Taking a dramatic pose and switching on his microphone, Tom Riddle began to sing…

"First I was afraid,

I was petrified,

See it freaked me out that Dumbledore

Was on the other side

But I spent so many nights,

Plotting to destroy you all,

I had a ball,

I went to the shopping mall!

But now I'm back

From death's embrace

I just charged in to kill him here

With that dumb beard upon his face

He should have stayed at his dear school

For now you'll suffer certain doom

If you'd known I was out to get you

You'd have stayed safe in your room

Go on now, run

Go run away
Just turn around now 'cause you know I'm gonna get you anyway
Harry was the one who tried to keep me from the stone
Did you think I wouldn't just rise again some other day

Oh, no, not I

I will survive
Oh, as long as I've got death eaters I know I'll stay alive
I will impose my will, I've got mudbloods I must kill
And I'll survive, I will survive, hey, hey

It took all my magic and a while to return
Kept tryin' hard to kill Harry I knew that he must burn

And I spent, oh, so many nights just hanging out with my cute snake
I was rather dull, but I had to mull


Over my plan, to kill them quick
And I'm not bothered by good guys thinking that I'm sick

And so you all should quake in terror for soon you won't be free
But now I'm savin' all my power for someone who's scared of me

Your time is out, don't scream and shout
Come quietly or you'll see just what pain is all about

It's time Albus must meet his sorry little end
And then I'll move on to Harry, and all of his little friends


Oh, yes it's I -I will survive
Oh, as long as I have Wormtail I know I'll stay alive
I'm no longer just a boy, and I've got worlds I must destroy
And I'll survive, I will survive, hey, hey!"

            Ignoring his death eaters as they got carried away in a chorus of melodic Hey Hey Heying, Voldemort let out a bone-chilling cackle. "I will destroy you all! I am all powerful! I will rule-"

            CRACK

           

            "You know, I think he's cuter as a newt…"