Ki: Hello again, everyone! Thank you soooo much for the reviews! sparkles To think I got reviews! Real reviews!

Goku: Yay!

Hakkai: Don't you think you two are overreacting a bit?

Sanzo: They are.

Ki: sparkles disappear whacks Sanzo Anyway, thanks, and I hope you enjoy this next chapter. It's a bit longer.

"...Hungry...so...hungry..." Goku looked up at Gojyo's head. "Meatbun..." He started drooling and reached out towards Gojyo's head.

"Oi, saru! What the heck do you think you're doing!" Gojyo whacked Goku's hand aside, shrinking away from the starving saru.

"Food...need food..."

"Goku, you just ate half an hour ago." Hakkai pointed out.

"Yeah, but it wasn't enough..." he said, still trying to sound pathetic so he would get pity. And hopefully food along with that pity.

"Not enough!" Gojyo cut in. "You cost me all the money I won! Now we're broke again!"

"But I only got to eat five plates..."

"Only five! That's enough for two people you stomache-brained saru!"

"I am not a stomache-brained saru, ero kappa!"

"What did you call me!"

"Ero kappa!"

"URUSAI!" BANG BANG "For being so hungry you two idiots have a remarkable amount of energy!"

"..."

"..."

"...but I'm still hungry..."

WHACK WHACK WHACK

"Now, now." Hakkai said, trying to prevent Sanzo from shooting the heretic. "I'm afraid you'll have to wait until we reach the next town, Goku."

"How long will that take?"

"A little while."

"What's a little while?" Goku asked.

"...five hours."

"WHAT!"

Five hours later

Goku had already eaten his five plates. And he was STILL hungry. He snaked his hand under the edge of the table toward Gojyo's plate. Just as he was inches away, Gojyo squashed his hand against the table.

"OUCH!"

Just as Goku was about to start shouting at the kappa, the doors to the restaraunt swung open. "Hello, everyone! Ayame has arrived!"

(A/N: Crossover time! With Fruits Basket. Don't worry all you people who don't know it, I'll explain something. Ayame is a 27 year old man who owns a clothing shop but for this fic he owns a restaraunt too in which he designs poofy sparkly frilly clothes and sells them to both women AND men. And sometimes he wears them himself...he's very loud and annoying, and very overly-dramatic)

Ayame strode boldly across the room, and to the Sanzo-ikkou's horror, stopped right by their table. "Hello! So, how is the food?"

Hakkai, polite as always, was the one to answer. "It's very good sir."

With this Ayame turned abruptly and called. "It's official, everyone! Ayame's restaraunt is a success! Now I've been waiting for this moment forever!" he half-skipped half-ran over to a curtain and pulled on a rope beside it, revealing a stage. "Ayame's Karaoke!"

The customers just stared at him like he was insane.

Ten minutes later

When they had been finished with the meal Hakkai announced. "Well, it looks like we're doing dishes again, everyone. We're broke."

Sanzo glared but said nothing. There had better not be any pink aprons involved this time, or he was going to refuse to work.

As the group approached the counter, warily because Ayame was there, Hakkai asked "I'm sorry, but it appears we are broke. Is there some way we could work for our meal?"

Ayame lit up. "Oh, of course! Follow me!" he led them into another room in the back, near a door to the kitchen. "Of course, I'm sure you would be talking about dishes, so here, you should wear these!" He pulled out a couple of outfits. Not just any outfits. Frilly maids outfits. Frilly PINK maids outfits. (Think Tokyo Mew Mew, people) "Ta daaaaaaaa!" This was the last straw for Sanzo.

"NO WAY!"

Ayame looked at him. "Would you rather not wash dishes. There is one other option..."

Three minutes later

(Bet you're getting tired of all these time changes, aren'tcha?)

"I can not believe I am doing this..."

"I hope no one who knows us is here..."

"I think I might have preferred the dishes..."

"Sanzooooooo...this outfit is itchy..."

"Alright everyone! We have our first guests for Ayame's Karaoke! Please welcome Sanzo, Goku, Gojyo, and Hakkai!" Ayame sang out.

The Sanzo-ikkou walked out on stage wearing flare jeans and tight tee shirts which read 'AYAME'S KARAOKE' on the front in giant white letters, against a purple background. They stood and waited while the television in front of them started loading the words. 'I LOVE YOU' appeared across it. (No, it's not the Barney Song. It's from Fullmoon wo Sagashite)

"Oh, no..."

The words loaded and the Sanzo-ikkou started singing.

Song lyrics removed due to new rule. Meh

When they finished, the audience just stared at them, mouthes slightly open. The Sanzo-ikkou left the stage.

On the road

"I can not believe we just did that..."

"Well, look at it this way. At least we got free tee shirts!"

"Shut up, Hakkai."

Ki: So, did ya like it? Huh huh huh huh huh? Please review so I can know! grabs Goku who gives puppy eyes