Author: I'm back!
Everyone: Oh no
Rei: I thought you went off beyblade?
Author: yes and no, Rei, yes and no
Kai: YES AND NO, WTF DOES THAT MEAN
Author: Since when did Kai get himself back
Kai: Just take a look at Rei
Author: (winces) I don't wanna know what happened there
Kai: He'll soon faint from the blood loss
Author:...
Kai: hmmmmm yes, anyway why are you continuing this monstrosity
Author: Well... I owe it all to this... girl
Miriam: a girl eh?
Mariah: Is she attractive?
Miriam: Up for it?
Author: Woah woah, please you over sexed lesbians, calm down!
Mariah: ok ok, just you know, tell us more
Author: well she goes by the name YYY
Kai: Hold up! Don't you already have a girlfriend?
Author: errr no you know I ain't into girls
Tyson: OH YEAH! Who's tinyteeth?
Author: a ummmmmm respectable aff author!
Tyson: I see "you make me feel at peace"
Author: ...
Tyson: sigh Author you need to control yo emotions man!
Author: whatever, she sorta inspired me to start up again
Tyson: I see, so lets all big up YYY
Everyone: (stares blankly)
Tyson: Oh yeah, everyone thinks we're freaks now...
Author: you are!
Tyson: in what way
Author: (points his eyes in maxs direction who is currently feeling his body up provocatively)
Fangirls: (drool puddle forming)
Tyson: Could YOU say no Author?
Author: Actually, I couldn't
Everyone (stares blankly)
Author: Ignoring that, this is the next chapter!
The previous night had been an exciting one for all concerned; Tala had fascinating date, which as much as I'd like to explore isn't appropriate for our perverted tale. Kyoko had learnt more in one night than she'd ever learned before, and Kaira had been further emotionally crippled. Just an average night for the bladebreakers, sex, beyblading and bad guys.
The wind was howling outside of the bladebreakers pad, the house was silent, all fast asleep, well nearly all, locked away in a small room Kyoko was typing on Dizzi fast. "Woah chief aren't you tired yet I saw what you..." started Dizzi
"Not now Dizzi we've almost done" interrupted Kyoko
"I thought you like being a girl" said Dizzi. To this Kyoko blushed cutely, Emily had put makeup on her and she looked quite pretty. "See," said Dizzi "It's cool, and you've become so sensitive"
"Am I to believe" started Kyoko "That you like me like this?"
"Well, I don't know" stumbled Dizzi "You see"
"Yes?" enquired Kyoko
"Let's forget about that, we gotta finish this thesis of yours" ended Dizzi
"Indeed" said Kyoko "Now where was I, ah yes, Now if my theory is correct when the four bitbeasts for released at exactly the same time, they created a rip in the earth's magnetic field, the resulting cosmic imbalance caused a break in reality for a fraction of a second,"
"Erhem" interrupted Dizzi "I know all about that, and I've come up with a way to help you guys... errrrr gals".
"Right" said Kyoko "Tomorrow morning". With that she turned out her light and went to sleep, dreaming about Emily
The next day Kyoko woke first, as the glare of the sun hit her she remembered what was to be done, she droopily made her way to bathroom to find everyone queuing outside.
"What's.. going on" stumbled Kyoko
"It's Reiura," said Tala "She's doing her hair".
"She takes aaggeess" bawled Kaira "I swear her hair is so long, once she tied me up with it!" This comment was met with glares of disbelief "What?" asked Kaira
Before anything else could happen they heard a scream from the bathroom.
"What was that?" exclaimed Takara "Reiura's in trouble" With this she foolishly charged towards the door but wasn't strong enough.
"Are you ok?" asked Maxine "Why don't we ask MY ma..." Hillary began but Tala had already bust into the bathroom. All edged tentatively forward, there lay Reiura, grinning having slipped on some soap. Tala fell over knocking the other girls into each other; Kaira was on the bottom of this pile on, as she usually was in these sorts of situations.
"Wow" said Reiura "You all came quick". She said this in an amazingly calm way considering she was stark naked in on the floor.
"You had me going there Reiura-chan" said Kaira her eyes already going like fountains "If I lost you I'd... I'd"
"Hang yourself as we agreed," said Reiura
Again came the ever so famous glares at Kaira and Reiura
"I think" muttered Kyoko "That this may be just the time to get them back to normal. Slowly they got back up after falling on each other. Tala merely made a small whimper as Hillary dragged him away with the others. After some time Reiura had finished finally
"Alright" shouted Reiura "I'm finished"
"Finally" said everyone
"Ok my turn now" said Takara
"NO it's mine," said Emily
"I've been waiting longest," said Maxine
"Hold it I'm the one that's actually got something to do today!" said Miriam
"Mine" said Takara
"Mine" said Miriam
"Ours" said T&M
"Ours" said E&M
Kaira, being the emotionally shattered one was merely crying at the fighting, however before she could do anything a blade swiped her face before another came her way, which she ducked.
"Oops, sorry" said Miriam
"Fine then we'll settle this your way," said Takara, launching dragoon. Hell had no scorn like a teen girl's fury let alone a massive beyblade catfight. The blades went everywhere, some on the wall some on the ceiling, it was hectic. Only one person wasn't fighting. It was Kyoko who's intuition told her this was the best time to test her theory
Meanwhile "Now if I fire this at the precise moment on time they should turn back to boys again". Kyoko was ready "3" Dizzi was ready "2" "Ready and waiting" said Dizzi "1" "lets go" "FIRE" "DRAGOON ATTACK?!"
Takara attacked Draciel airborne but was deflected right into Dizzi, which messed up Dizzi's calibration. "Oh no error" said Dizzi.
No sooner had she finished this statement did screams of pain come from all present. The girls buckled in agony bent over and fell to the ground. All were struggling to get up but failing due to pain. "Takara" muttered Maxine before she fainted. The others suffered the same fate. Seemed that Dragoon had screwed up the ray big time. Soon the moans died down as all collapsed.
Kaira woke up first, she looked around
"Everwything looks so much bwigger" uttered Kaira "And my brweasts... feel smaller" She rolled around a bit wondering what was wrong with her speech. She felt her body, it was smaller! She saw her hair seemed bigger. She panicked and began to cry. Her from writhed in sheer confusion at the whole situation. As she lay there sobbing it struck her... "I'm a...a... CHIBI" Her bawling of this revelation was enough to wake the others.
Takara seemed quite at home in this body, Maxine screamed and then giggled, Reiura was not happy, she got up pouted and took out her anger on poor Kaira who curled up and cried endlessly. Mariah and Miriam woke up in each other's arms, they went to kiss each other but missed and collided heads, Miriam's eyes watered and so Mariah licked up her tears, they took it relatively well.
Tala and Hillary, well Tala seemed a bit bigger relatively chibi speaking and comforted Hillary like a father. Kyoko was only a little smaller but miraculously she gained intelligence in the whole incident. And there they lay; nine screaming little Chibi's some licking each other, some kissing each other and some beating each other. This was going to be an interesting night.
So that's my returning chapter
Told you this story would never end!