A/N: Just like to say that Mr. Panda was done his fiftieth chappie, and I advise you to read it NOW. Or else. Ad actually appeared in that chapter, which I am grateful for, and I may nick some original characters off of some other people as well; so beware! To clarify: Ad is not human. He is a "small, blue, flying adder-like thing". Finally, May of May Enterprises™ is not May of Hoenn. You'll probably be meeting the former later.
So then, the gang has defeated Trig again, and we left them flying off from Saffron. Their next Gym challenge will be in Celadon. Shall we see what happens? Well, it's all in...
Game On!
"Left!" screamed Ash as Ad attempted to land the flying map. He veered away from the shopping centre.
"Right!"
Ad steered towards the pond.
"No! The other right!"
"Too late!" screamed Ad as the map refused to turn. The map braked a metre away from the pond, and the gang plunged in. Ash spluttered as he worked his way to the edge. He pulled out an Ultra Ball and tossed it into the pond. It came out, and Ash released half a tonne of Grimers and Muks.
"Jusb like Gringy City," commented Brock, holding his nose, as the Grimers and Muks returned.
"Professor Oak is dot bowing to be hoppy," added Misty as she recalled last time.
"Where do we want to bow?" asked Ash as he pressed the white button on his Pokédex. The stink receded as the Grimers and Muks disappeared.
Ad trudged wetly through the grass to the map. "The Bame...sorry, Game Corner. Underneath it is Robert, Gym Leader seven. Chance Badge. Let's go."
The group shuffled, soaking, over to the Game Corner. They entered, and immediately sopped to the radiator. They floppily bent over it. "So...warm...heat...drying..." said Ash, dribbling with comfort. He flowed off of the radiator into a puddle on the floor.
An hour later, the heat dried his clothes completely. He sprang up, bone dry. "Let's go!" he said. The others lay in their puddles. Ash sweatdropped. "Let's rest first."
The gang walked through the endless aisles of slot machines.
"Ooh! Win a customized Pokédex!" Misty darted to the slot machine, and pulled. Out rolled a blue Pokédex, the Mistydex. She opened it, and Mistdexter chimed, "I am Mistdexter. I really don't think these customized Pokédex jokes are funny anymore. Therefore, I will self-destruct in 10 seconds. 10...9..." Misty jammed the 'dex into the machine. It exploded with a minuscule mushroom cloud. "Aww..."
Ad tapped the wall. It sounded hollow.
"Cool! The hidden door!" said Ash. He walked into it.
Ad tapped the wall again, saying, "Because of the HQ below, all the walls are hollow. Apart from the one the lift is behind," the wall sounded solid, "this one, of course." He shoved the wall, and it span.
"Strange," said Ash, "the poster's disappeared." Ad was already keying in the ground floor number. "Wait up!"
"Ground...floor," said Broxter and Mistdexter in unison. They returned to the Job Centre.
Ash and co. left the lift, and looked around. There was a trapdoor in the ceiling next to the lift entrance. They climbed through.
"Hullo," said a familiar voice. Ash looked up. A tall man dressed in green was there.
"My name is Robert, seventh Gym Leader."
"My name is Ash Ketchum, seventh-Gym-leader-thrasher."
"Are you sure about that?" said Robert, smirking. He pulled out a giant die. "Chance time!" He threw the die. "Six. That means I use Ponyta. Your turn." He passed the die to Ash. "One is Bulbasaur, two is Charmander, three is Squirtle, four is Pikachu, five is Sentret, and six is Furret."
"Three three three three..." wished Ash, throwing the die. It was a one. "Nuts. Bulbasaur, go."
Bulbasaur burst out, and snarled. It looked up. It stood on its hind legs. It fell over. Only then, wiggling its legs in the air, did it see Ponyta towering above it. Ponyta used Flamethrower. Bulbasaur rolled away swiftly, and used Vine Whip. The vines ignited, and Bulbasaur whipped them hastily about, trying to put them out. In its franticness, it did not notice that Ponyta was rearing up. The horse Pokémon used Flame Wheel, and the fiery hoop narrowly missed Bulbasaur. It sucked up the fire, and prepared to use Solarbeam. It was just about to fire.
"Wait! You can't do that. You have to throw the die." Ash stared at the die.
"One, two, three, four, five or six means you can use Solarbeam. Anything else, and I use Stomp."
"OK then..." said Ash reluctantly. He threw the die.
"Seven," said Robert. "Stomp!"
"What?" screamed Ash as Ponyta stamped on Bulbasaur. The solar energy inside Bulbasaur leaked out, and the room was filled with a bright light. Everyone winced. As the light cleared, Ash could make out a green lump, sitting stock still in the middle of the hall. A fiery horse was standing, triumphant, over it.
"Bulbasaur!" screamed Ash. He looked up, tearful, and lunged at Robert. He picked up the die, and slammed it on the floor. "You and your wretched die! Look what you've done to be Bulbasaur!"
"Six," said Robert coldly. "Furret."
"I'll show you!" said Ash, releasing Furret. "Get that Ponyta! Frustration!"
"For goodness' sake," thought Furret, "he's really weird today. Not like he was on the handcar. So annoyed...so annoying. Honestly." Furret started to glow purple. "That really takes the biscuit. My Trainer's gone mad, and I'm glowing purple. I'll kill the next thing I see." It opened its eyes, and saw Ponyta. "So be it."
Furret leapt at the startled Ponyta, and butted and clawed it. Ponyta bolted around the hall, treading on the die.
"Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" came a squeal from the die. Ash was taken aback. "Huh?"
The die flashed pink. A lightbulb flashed on in Ash's brain.
"Thank goodness for that, I couldn't see," thought Furret as it leapt rabidly at the Ponyta again.
"Furret! Attack the die!" shouted Ash.
"Has he gone mad?" thought Furret as he rammed the die.
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shrieked the die. It Transformed back into its original form.
"No wonder it chose one and seven and six and all that! Robert's cheating!" Furret slashed Robert. His green costume fell off to reveal a Team Rocket costume.
"Trig!" screamed the group as Trig stood there imposingly.
Furret smiled to itself smugly. "Just thought I'd give him a clue..."
"Yes, it was me. But you'll never defeat me with a weakened squad!"
"Let's see," said Ash. He rummaged about in his IPS [everyone gets one, not just the girls] and pulled out a die, loaded to four. He tossed it at Ditto, who Transformed. Ash picked up the die.
"Let's just see."
He threw it. "Four. Pikachu, go!"
"I thought you'd never ask," thought Pikachu as it dashed into the fray.
"Use Thunderbolt!" said Ash.
Pikachu stood next to Trig, and tapped him on the shoulder.
"What d'ya want? I'm doing some DIY twerp thrashing." Trig turned around. Pikachu smiled, and used Thunderbolt.
"LOOKS LIKE TRIG (ROCKET) IS BLASTING OFF FOR THE THIRD TIME!" [Ping, twinkle]
There was a thumping from the wall of the hall. Ad knocked, and the wall fell open. A tall man tumbled out.
"Robert!" exclaimed Ad.
"Yes. Where's that horrid man gone?" asked Robert.
"We," (Ash coughed) "he defeated him," said Ad proudly.
Robert turned to Ash. "Oh, thank you. You've saved me. Here's your reward." Robert held out a small metal disc, split in half. One half had a head on it, and the other a tail.
"Chance Badge," clarified Robert. "It's the least I can offer. I guess you've one more Badge until you finish the Alternative League?"
"And the Masters," interjected Ad.
"Yeah."
"Well, I'll help. You can find the final Leader in Lavender Town. Their name is Chelsea: Chelsea Oddhill. Friend of Freda and Rika Conehill, I believe."
"Thanks," said Ash, grasping his badge. "Lavender Town, here we come!
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Wahey! I hope you enjoyed the one...two...seventh Gym battle, and an unexpected twist. As far as I know, from Celadon you go east to Saffron, then east to Lavender. If that is wrong, tell me so I can get the route right.
And so, in the immortal words of the certificate explainer...
Thanks for listening! /
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GOODNIGHT!
So then, the gang has defeated Trig again, and we left them flying off from Saffron. Their next Gym challenge will be in Celadon. Shall we see what happens? Well, it's all in...
Game On!
"Left!" screamed Ash as Ad attempted to land the flying map. He veered away from the shopping centre.
"Right!"
Ad steered towards the pond.
"No! The other right!"
"Too late!" screamed Ad as the map refused to turn. The map braked a metre away from the pond, and the gang plunged in. Ash spluttered as he worked his way to the edge. He pulled out an Ultra Ball and tossed it into the pond. It came out, and Ash released half a tonne of Grimers and Muks.
"Jusb like Gringy City," commented Brock, holding his nose, as the Grimers and Muks returned.
"Professor Oak is dot bowing to be hoppy," added Misty as she recalled last time.
"Where do we want to bow?" asked Ash as he pressed the white button on his Pokédex. The stink receded as the Grimers and Muks disappeared.
Ad trudged wetly through the grass to the map. "The Bame...sorry, Game Corner. Underneath it is Robert, Gym Leader seven. Chance Badge. Let's go."
The group shuffled, soaking, over to the Game Corner. They entered, and immediately sopped to the radiator. They floppily bent over it. "So...warm...heat...drying..." said Ash, dribbling with comfort. He flowed off of the radiator into a puddle on the floor.
An hour later, the heat dried his clothes completely. He sprang up, bone dry. "Let's go!" he said. The others lay in their puddles. Ash sweatdropped. "Let's rest first."
The gang walked through the endless aisles of slot machines.
"Ooh! Win a customized Pokédex!" Misty darted to the slot machine, and pulled. Out rolled a blue Pokédex, the Mistydex. She opened it, and Mistdexter chimed, "I am Mistdexter. I really don't think these customized Pokédex jokes are funny anymore. Therefore, I will self-destruct in 10 seconds. 10...9..." Misty jammed the 'dex into the machine. It exploded with a minuscule mushroom cloud. "Aww..."
Ad tapped the wall. It sounded hollow.
"Cool! The hidden door!" said Ash. He walked into it.
Ad tapped the wall again, saying, "Because of the HQ below, all the walls are hollow. Apart from the one the lift is behind," the wall sounded solid, "this one, of course." He shoved the wall, and it span.
"Strange," said Ash, "the poster's disappeared." Ad was already keying in the ground floor number. "Wait up!"
"Ground...floor," said Broxter and Mistdexter in unison. They returned to the Job Centre.
Ash and co. left the lift, and looked around. There was a trapdoor in the ceiling next to the lift entrance. They climbed through.
"Hullo," said a familiar voice. Ash looked up. A tall man dressed in green was there.
"My name is Robert, seventh Gym Leader."
"My name is Ash Ketchum, seventh-Gym-leader-thrasher."
"Are you sure about that?" said Robert, smirking. He pulled out a giant die. "Chance time!" He threw the die. "Six. That means I use Ponyta. Your turn." He passed the die to Ash. "One is Bulbasaur, two is Charmander, three is Squirtle, four is Pikachu, five is Sentret, and six is Furret."
"Three three three three..." wished Ash, throwing the die. It was a one. "Nuts. Bulbasaur, go."
Bulbasaur burst out, and snarled. It looked up. It stood on its hind legs. It fell over. Only then, wiggling its legs in the air, did it see Ponyta towering above it. Ponyta used Flamethrower. Bulbasaur rolled away swiftly, and used Vine Whip. The vines ignited, and Bulbasaur whipped them hastily about, trying to put them out. In its franticness, it did not notice that Ponyta was rearing up. The horse Pokémon used Flame Wheel, and the fiery hoop narrowly missed Bulbasaur. It sucked up the fire, and prepared to use Solarbeam. It was just about to fire.
"Wait! You can't do that. You have to throw the die." Ash stared at the die.
"One, two, three, four, five or six means you can use Solarbeam. Anything else, and I use Stomp."
"OK then..." said Ash reluctantly. He threw the die.
"Seven," said Robert. "Stomp!"
"What?" screamed Ash as Ponyta stamped on Bulbasaur. The solar energy inside Bulbasaur leaked out, and the room was filled with a bright light. Everyone winced. As the light cleared, Ash could make out a green lump, sitting stock still in the middle of the hall. A fiery horse was standing, triumphant, over it.
"Bulbasaur!" screamed Ash. He looked up, tearful, and lunged at Robert. He picked up the die, and slammed it on the floor. "You and your wretched die! Look what you've done to be Bulbasaur!"
"Six," said Robert coldly. "Furret."
"I'll show you!" said Ash, releasing Furret. "Get that Ponyta! Frustration!"
"For goodness' sake," thought Furret, "he's really weird today. Not like he was on the handcar. So annoyed...so annoying. Honestly." Furret started to glow purple. "That really takes the biscuit. My Trainer's gone mad, and I'm glowing purple. I'll kill the next thing I see." It opened its eyes, and saw Ponyta. "So be it."
Furret leapt at the startled Ponyta, and butted and clawed it. Ponyta bolted around the hall, treading on the die.
"Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" came a squeal from the die. Ash was taken aback. "Huh?"
The die flashed pink. A lightbulb flashed on in Ash's brain.
"Thank goodness for that, I couldn't see," thought Furret as it leapt rabidly at the Ponyta again.
"Furret! Attack the die!" shouted Ash.
"Has he gone mad?" thought Furret as he rammed the die.
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shrieked the die. It Transformed back into its original form.
"No wonder it chose one and seven and six and all that! Robert's cheating!" Furret slashed Robert. His green costume fell off to reveal a Team Rocket costume.
"Trig!" screamed the group as Trig stood there imposingly.
Furret smiled to itself smugly. "Just thought I'd give him a clue..."
"Yes, it was me. But you'll never defeat me with a weakened squad!"
"Let's see," said Ash. He rummaged about in his IPS [everyone gets one, not just the girls] and pulled out a die, loaded to four. He tossed it at Ditto, who Transformed. Ash picked up the die.
"Let's just see."
He threw it. "Four. Pikachu, go!"
"I thought you'd never ask," thought Pikachu as it dashed into the fray.
"Use Thunderbolt!" said Ash.
Pikachu stood next to Trig, and tapped him on the shoulder.
"What d'ya want? I'm doing some DIY twerp thrashing." Trig turned around. Pikachu smiled, and used Thunderbolt.
"LOOKS LIKE TRIG (ROCKET) IS BLASTING OFF FOR THE THIRD TIME!" [Ping, twinkle]
There was a thumping from the wall of the hall. Ad knocked, and the wall fell open. A tall man tumbled out.
"Robert!" exclaimed Ad.
"Yes. Where's that horrid man gone?" asked Robert.
"We," (Ash coughed) "he defeated him," said Ad proudly.
Robert turned to Ash. "Oh, thank you. You've saved me. Here's your reward." Robert held out a small metal disc, split in half. One half had a head on it, and the other a tail.
"Chance Badge," clarified Robert. "It's the least I can offer. I guess you've one more Badge until you finish the Alternative League?"
"And the Masters," interjected Ad.
"Yeah."
"Well, I'll help. You can find the final Leader in Lavender Town. Their name is Chelsea: Chelsea Oddhill. Friend of Freda and Rika Conehill, I believe."
"Thanks," said Ash, grasping his badge. "Lavender Town, here we come!
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Wahey! I hope you enjoyed the one...two...seventh Gym battle, and an unexpected twist. As far as I know, from Celadon you go east to Saffron, then east to Lavender. If that is wrong, tell me so I can get the route right.
And so, in the immortal words of the certificate explainer...
Thanks for listening! /
/
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GOODNIGHT!