All right I don't own Zelda so get off my case.
Im not going to tell you what the last chapter was about 'cous YOU SHOULD HAVE READ IT.
Key: actions thoughts)
Saria and Link are hanging out in Links house.
Saria: Hey Link you want to go pantsing people again.
Link: No. That got boring after pantsing the Zoras.
A/N Yes Zoras used to ware pant too.
navi flys in
Navi: Link Saria the Deku Tree needs you.
Link: Whatever.
At the Deku Tree.......
GDTree: Link. I askith you to cometh and you dideth. Thanketh youeth.
Link: Whyeth doeth youeth talketh likeeth thateth.
Gdtree: All right G. THis is what's goin' down. There's this weird dude hanging up in my grill. I need you to waste him.
Link: All right. Who's the fu.everyone stares at LinkI just wanted to talk cool too.
Gdtree: The dude is Mido. Take him out and waste him. I never want to see that fu in my pad again.
Link: finaly............REVENGE.
Mido walks in
Mido: Hey everyone. Whats up.
Later in Hyrule Field.
Mido flys through airWHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Link: Well thats done.
Saria: Lets go to Lon Lon Ranch.
Later at Lon Lon Ranch.
Saria: The ponys are so prettyheart fly around head
Link: God how ditsey can you get I mean come on there just.
butterfly flys byOOOOOOOOOOOOO pretty butterfly.starts chasing
Navi: You stupid twit stop itslaps Link
A/N I am aware that Navi has no hand but lets just say that she somehow slaped him.
Link: Why you ruin Link fun. Link hurt.starts chasing Navi around with Skull Hamer.
Saria: Hey Malone how to you get Epona to behave.
Malone: Well it's very simple realy.....
A/N The fallowing is in the background of Malone and Saria talking.
If you wanted to here what Malone had to say. To bad.
Link:Why you little. Whoops I missed.Link starts being chased by chickens Hey quite it. LEAVE ME ALONE!Navi is rolling on ground laughing Stop that hurt. Ow. EH. NO NOT THERE. Link goes cross-eyed(do i realy need to say were he got hit). GOD NO!
silence
Malone: and that's how I do it.
Saria: Wow. Hey were's Link.
Malone: I don't kno O MY GOD!Link is bleeding all over
Link: I can't remember how this happened.
saria and Malone laugh
Link: No seriously can't you rember my disorder.
EVeryone one laughing then Link joins in
Link: What are we laughing about.
Saria and Link discide to take a trip to the castle.
Link: Hey I got something we can do. I heard that the nights only look forward. Lets try. You first.
Saria: Ok.walks behind guard PHLLLL. LALA. back to link That was cool. Now you try.
link walks up to guard HAHA. YOU CAN'T SEE ME.guard turns around
Guard: Hey you get out of here.
Link:Meep
guard throws link realy far
At the same time at Gerudo Valley.
Random Gerudo #1: Well Ganon said to test the canons.
R.G. #2: Lets not use pillows thou because that wont give the actual effect. Lets use actual canon balls.
#1: Ok.fires Canon
Link is still flying through the air when.....
Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa gets hit by passing canon ball falls down; Mido passes by while flying through air
Mido: HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Link: Ouch.
Well that it for this chapter. Bet you can't wait for the next one.
Well to bad you have to wait. O crap I forgot something.
At Ganons Tower......
Ganon: Man is stuffy up here. I'm going to open a window.
Mido flys through window screaming; hits Ganon; Ganon lays on floor passed out; Mido gets up brushes himself off looks at Ganon shrugs his shoulders and walks away
Well thats it. Mido does return to the Kokori Forest because the great deku tree has the same disorder as Link. O well. Untill next chapter.
Seya.
Im not going to tell you what the last chapter was about 'cous YOU SHOULD HAVE READ IT.
Key: actions thoughts)
Saria and Link are hanging out in Links house.
Saria: Hey Link you want to go pantsing people again.
Link: No. That got boring after pantsing the Zoras.
A/N Yes Zoras used to ware pant too.
navi flys in
Navi: Link Saria the Deku Tree needs you.
Link: Whatever.
At the Deku Tree.......
GDTree: Link. I askith you to cometh and you dideth. Thanketh youeth.
Link: Whyeth doeth youeth talketh likeeth thateth.
Gdtree: All right G. THis is what's goin' down. There's this weird dude hanging up in my grill. I need you to waste him.
Link: All right. Who's the fu.everyone stares at LinkI just wanted to talk cool too.
Gdtree: The dude is Mido. Take him out and waste him. I never want to see that fu in my pad again.
Link: finaly............REVENGE.
Mido walks in
Mido: Hey everyone. Whats up.
Later in Hyrule Field.
Mido flys through airWHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Link: Well thats done.
Saria: Lets go to Lon Lon Ranch.
Later at Lon Lon Ranch.
Saria: The ponys are so prettyheart fly around head
Link: God how ditsey can you get I mean come on there just.
butterfly flys byOOOOOOOOOOOOO pretty butterfly.starts chasing
Navi: You stupid twit stop itslaps Link
A/N I am aware that Navi has no hand but lets just say that she somehow slaped him.
Link: Why you ruin Link fun. Link hurt.starts chasing Navi around with Skull Hamer.
Saria: Hey Malone how to you get Epona to behave.
Malone: Well it's very simple realy.....
A/N The fallowing is in the background of Malone and Saria talking.
If you wanted to here what Malone had to say. To bad.
Link:Why you little. Whoops I missed.Link starts being chased by chickens Hey quite it. LEAVE ME ALONE!Navi is rolling on ground laughing Stop that hurt. Ow. EH. NO NOT THERE. Link goes cross-eyed(do i realy need to say were he got hit). GOD NO!
silence
Malone: and that's how I do it.
Saria: Wow. Hey were's Link.
Malone: I don't kno O MY GOD!Link is bleeding all over
Link: I can't remember how this happened.
saria and Malone laugh
Link: No seriously can't you rember my disorder.
EVeryone one laughing then Link joins in
Link: What are we laughing about.
Saria and Link discide to take a trip to the castle.
Link: Hey I got something we can do. I heard that the nights only look forward. Lets try. You first.
Saria: Ok.walks behind guard PHLLLL. LALA. back to link That was cool. Now you try.
link walks up to guard HAHA. YOU CAN'T SEE ME.guard turns around
Guard: Hey you get out of here.
Link:Meep
guard throws link realy far
At the same time at Gerudo Valley.
Random Gerudo #1: Well Ganon said to test the canons.
R.G. #2: Lets not use pillows thou because that wont give the actual effect. Lets use actual canon balls.
#1: Ok.fires Canon
Link is still flying through the air when.....
Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa gets hit by passing canon ball falls down; Mido passes by while flying through air
Mido: HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Link: Ouch.
Well that it for this chapter. Bet you can't wait for the next one.
Well to bad you have to wait. O crap I forgot something.
At Ganons Tower......
Ganon: Man is stuffy up here. I'm going to open a window.
Mido flys through window screaming; hits Ganon; Ganon lays on floor passed out; Mido gets up brushes himself off looks at Ganon shrugs his shoulders and walks away
Well thats it. Mido does return to the Kokori Forest because the great deku tree has the same disorder as Link. O well. Untill next chapter.
Seya.