Key: actions (thoughts)
Zoraboy: Hey welcome to mey story this is a great..
Disclamer Dude: Hey a you forgot something.
Zoraboy: O ya.
D. D.: I don't own Zelda. Why would someone be righting a story about there own game. THEY COULD JUST MAKE A GAME.
Z. B.: Ok thanks Disclamer Dude. Now on to a show.
Link: Hey everyone welcome to the show.
Z. B.: Hey I said that your supposed to stick to the script. Now ladies and gents. The actual show.
Old man in costum: Yeah I was smuggling that shipment of deku nuts out ok Kokori Forest and I would have gotten away with it to if it weren't for that mediling miget in green.
Link: Book 'im boys. Hey I'm not short.
Z.B.: Well that had absolutly nothing to do with the story. Actualy that was just a dream Link had. O I fogot his favorite part.
Malone: O Link your so dreamy.
Saria: Yeah Link we love you.
Malone: Hey bug off Green hair he's mine.
Saria: No he's mine pony breeth.
Malone and Saria start fighting. Then they kill each other
Rotu: Now you all mine.
Link:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Z.B.:Thats when it turned into a nightmare. Ok well on to the atual show. And yes I realize I have said that a lot now.
Link is walking up to Lon Lon Ranch
Link: Man, how am I gonna say this. "Hey baby come take a ride with me".
No no no. How about "Do ya wanna go out" no no to plane.
Malone: Hey Link.
Link: Hi....Malonevoice cracks. (Stupid stupid stupid).
Malone: You wanna go out.
Link: Hey thats my line. I mean yes.
Malone: Hey those are my favorite flowers.grabs flowers from Link.
I hope that you never forget that these are my favorite.
Z.B.: Many years later.
Malone: O Link you didn't forget my favorite flower.
Link: Your what.
Z.B.: Back to normal time.
Malone: So were do you wanna go.
Link: Lets go throw rocks at the Zoras.
Z.B.: Hey I'm the writer and I say you can't do that.
Link: Up yours.
a huge rock falls on Link
Link: Ok you made your point.
Malone: Hey look at that.
Midoflying through airr: WHY DOES THE GREAT DEKU TREE HATE MEeeeee.
trails off
Link: Ok that was un-expected.
Link sees butterfly and starts chasing. Dark Link walks in
Malone: Ok Link lets go.
DL: What you on lady.
Malone: Were going on a date.
DL: Why would I ever go out with somebody like you. You make Rotu look good.
Malone: Why you little freak. Were through.slaps DL
Link comes back
Link: Hey weres Malone.
DL:I did you a favor and got ride of her.
Link: Why you little Son of alunges at DL
link and DL fight to the death, but Link had his sword and stabed DL in the back.
Link: O well at least everyone in this story has the same memory disorder that I have so Malone will never remember this. What was I talking about.
Z.B:Well what did you think. I know it was a little more villant then I normaly do. Don't worry DL fans. DL doesn't actualy die. He just passed out. Links to stupid to notice that though. Well don't foget review.
Zoraboy: Hey welcome to mey story this is a great..
Disclamer Dude: Hey a you forgot something.
Zoraboy: O ya.
D. D.: I don't own Zelda. Why would someone be righting a story about there own game. THEY COULD JUST MAKE A GAME.
Z. B.: Ok thanks Disclamer Dude. Now on to a show.
Link: Hey everyone welcome to the show.
Z. B.: Hey I said that your supposed to stick to the script. Now ladies and gents. The actual show.
Old man in costum: Yeah I was smuggling that shipment of deku nuts out ok Kokori Forest and I would have gotten away with it to if it weren't for that mediling miget in green.
Link: Book 'im boys. Hey I'm not short.
Z.B.: Well that had absolutly nothing to do with the story. Actualy that was just a dream Link had. O I fogot his favorite part.
Malone: O Link your so dreamy.
Saria: Yeah Link we love you.
Malone: Hey bug off Green hair he's mine.
Saria: No he's mine pony breeth.
Malone and Saria start fighting. Then they kill each other
Rotu: Now you all mine.
Link:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Z.B.:Thats when it turned into a nightmare. Ok well on to the atual show. And yes I realize I have said that a lot now.
Link is walking up to Lon Lon Ranch
Link: Man, how am I gonna say this. "Hey baby come take a ride with me".
No no no. How about "Do ya wanna go out" no no to plane.
Malone: Hey Link.
Link: Hi....Malonevoice cracks. (Stupid stupid stupid).
Malone: You wanna go out.
Link: Hey thats my line. I mean yes.
Malone: Hey those are my favorite flowers.grabs flowers from Link.
I hope that you never forget that these are my favorite.
Z.B.: Many years later.
Malone: O Link you didn't forget my favorite flower.
Link: Your what.
Z.B.: Back to normal time.
Malone: So were do you wanna go.
Link: Lets go throw rocks at the Zoras.
Z.B.: Hey I'm the writer and I say you can't do that.
Link: Up yours.
a huge rock falls on Link
Link: Ok you made your point.
Malone: Hey look at that.
Midoflying through airr: WHY DOES THE GREAT DEKU TREE HATE MEeeeee.
trails off
Link: Ok that was un-expected.
Link sees butterfly and starts chasing. Dark Link walks in
Malone: Ok Link lets go.
DL: What you on lady.
Malone: Were going on a date.
DL: Why would I ever go out with somebody like you. You make Rotu look good.
Malone: Why you little freak. Were through.slaps DL
Link comes back
Link: Hey weres Malone.
DL:I did you a favor and got ride of her.
Link: Why you little Son of alunges at DL
link and DL fight to the death, but Link had his sword and stabed DL in the back.
Link: O well at least everyone in this story has the same memory disorder that I have so Malone will never remember this. What was I talking about.
Z.B:Well what did you think. I know it was a little more villant then I normaly do. Don't worry DL fans. DL doesn't actualy die. He just passed out. Links to stupid to notice that though. Well don't foget review.