Author's Notes: I was almost asleep last night and this popped into my head. It's a Harry Potter- Peter Pan crossover random-Author rules parodyish thing. It's like the Mary Sue of stories. Without the Mary Sue...

And note that I love Harry Potter and Peter Pan...so I feel obligated to make fun of them. Just once.

Anyways...onwards!!!

Resemblance...Dun dun DUN!!!

One day, Wendy, getting confused because she looks like Hermione Granger, strolls into the fourth Harry Potter book.

Ron goes, "AAAAAAAAAHH NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!!!"

Hermione says, "Another what, Ron who I have no feelings for?"

"Mary SUUUUUUUUUE!" he cries, sticking out his lower lip and bulging out his eyes.

Suddenly, in the confusion and randomness, Peter Pan bursts through the window! "I've come to save you Wendy!"

"No way!" Harry cries, leaping into a heroic pose. "That's Hermione! The girl my best friend lo-" Ron glares "-doesn't love!!!"

"No, stupid. That's Wendy!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Yuh-huh!"

"Nuh-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Harry, who was about to be run over by a horde of angry Lost Boys which Peter had directed at him, rolled two strangely shaped dice and rolled enough to evade the attack, hid behind Hermione's hair. "Ha ha!" he shouts in triumph. The triumphant shout was muffled by Hermione's mane.

Peter (who is played by Jeremy Sumpter -drool-) says, "Well...I-I'm cuter!"

Suspenseful music plays and Ron (played by Rupert Grint -drool-) leaps out of where he's been standing the entire time and says, "I don't think so!"

Peter yells. Peter, who is also secretly the bear that prevents forest fire, hauls out an extinguisher and blasts Ron's head with foam. Then turns to audience and says in a strange, husky voice, "Only YOU can prevent forest fires.

Wendy promptly smacks him upside the head. Peter whines.

Hermione walks up to Peter and Wendy and says, "This is just an honest mistake, and Snape has nothing to do with it! Just fly back to Michael Jackson- I mean...Never Land." They fly away.

Harry strikes a pose again. "I'm so brilliant. My plan worked perfectly even though and because I did it all by myself!"

Hermione promptly smacks him upside the head. Harry hisses.

Ron, who looks like an ice cream cone, mumbles and grunts, "Mumble! GRUNT! Mumble mumble!"

Harry scratches his head, "Even I, in my infinent wisdom and luckiness, do not know what the flame head is saying!"

Hermione takes a squeegee and squeegee's Ron's head until he can talk again.

Harry grins brilliantly. "Ah...my wonderfulness at solving problems that I shouldn't astounds me...just like big words..."

Fred and George pop in and steal the scene.

JKR posts an annoying teaser paragraph which I would rather she hadn't...

The End.

A/N: Review. I was bored...excuse me.