okay, so it's another story. so sue me.
or not.
not that you'd get much anywayz
Not mine. wish it was though. Inuyasha.
Belongs to creator.
Rumiko Takahashi.
Now... Time for the story.
Prepare to laugh your butts off.
An inhailer should be kept handy for those of you with breathing problems.
Anti-Southerners aren't going to like me, or this, 'cause it's based in cleveland Tn.
Kikyo lovers, you are goin' to hate me too.
Kay.
Enough with the A/N and to the story!
It all started when I ordered a puppy through the internet. I got him really cheap, only $20, from this internet company called Taiyoukai. manaed by a friend of mine named Sesshomaru. I guess that's why I got a discount.
So, anywayz, when he came in a crate that was my size, i figured that it was just a very BIG puppy.
Then I opened it.
I screamed, of course.
This is what I saw, I saw a nearly naked boy, with dog ears.
He was cute, though. Very cute. More like hot.
He was hotter than any guy in town, and he was mine.
His ears twitched in a verry cute way, I noticed after i got over the initial shock of buying a human.
I figured, Why not? His ears.
My hands twitched in anticipation of touching them.
I live in a trailerpark, you see. which means I don't see many pets.
Which also means I love any animal that I can get my hands on.
Ask my cat, Buyo.
Anywayz, I am scratching the guy's ears, when he wakes up. He purrs.
I didn't thik dogs could purr, Maybe he was a cat.
Then he started gowling.
Nope, It's a dog alright.
Well, Anyways. he wakes up and stares at me like I'm a ghost. Which makes me want to laugh.
His ears are twitching, and he's sniffing the air, I can tell cause his nose is twitching.
Then he looks at me really weird, and asks me who I am.
"Kimera Night, But you can call me Kagome." I looked at him funny, then i asked him what his name was, and he told me it was Inuyasha.
That's funny, I thought that inuyasha mean Dog Demon.
Then my brother Naraku pulled up.
Yup, My brother is Naraku, his real name is nathan, but everybody calls him Naraku. He's older than me by about twelve years. which makes him 28, 'cause i'm 16.
I don't like Naraku, he grates my nerves. He always has I guess.
I see that Inuyasha is wearing a pair of red loose pants, kinda like the ones my great great great great gandpa used to wear. I saw it in a photograph once. In fact, this boy looked exactly like my great great great great grandpa did. Except without the prayer beads.
This guy was wearing a spiked chain, and a pendant.
Really cute.
He had three hoops in his right ear, and a stud in his left, the three hoops would jingle now and then. His ears twitched so wildly, I had to laugh.
He loked at me weird again then, he grabbed me and jumped onto the crate.
I noticed he had claws. Kinda like mine were before I had them filed. I have to file them every day so that i'll look normal, though i'm not.
As the wind blew a scent up to me from the feild in front of our trailer, i caught the scent of honeysuckle.
Then my brother walked onto the porch.
See, this really funny thing happened when he did, Both me and Inuyasha growled at him.
We looked at each other, then nearly fell off the crate laughing.
"Nice new playmate you got there little sis, has Kikyo seen him yet?" he asked. Then walked inside to see my grandma. She dont like him that much either.
Kikyo is my arch nemisis. She puts a shame to the name trailerpark slut. She has slept with every male in te neighborhood, from the time that they hit puberty, and on up to 80. I think she's nastey, but that's just me.
Speaking of the bitch, she came around the corner.
We look a lot alike. It's just that i have ethics, and a brain, and a heart. which she has none.
We cant stand eachother, and the only time she comes over, is when there is a guy at our house. She just happens to be the trailerpark trash of the trailerpark.
We live in a crummy, overpriced, two-bit trailerpark, but that's about as good as it gets.
"C'mon, Inuyasha, let's go inside, i want to show you something." I whispered in is ear.
He nodded and carried me, Bridal style, to my room.
I was so tickled by Kikyou's look, and the fact that I just got carried into my own house and i wasn't hurt.
He looked at me funny again.
"Where do you come from?" I asked curiously.
"New York." he said.
"No, I mean your family line, Where does your family come from?"I ask him, getting annoyed.
"We come from Japan."Inuasha said. smiling a me. I realize that i love his smile.
"Cool, so do we. That's neat."
"Feh." he snorted.
What as that? It is cute. you have to admit.
"So, how'd you get into the crate."
He just looked at me.
And looked...
and looked...
and looked...
Finally, I got tired of him looking at me and i threw my book, that just happens to be on my bedside table, at him, hitting him in the face.
"Hey! What'd you do that for wench?!" He yelled.
"Dont you call me a wench. My name is Kagome! KA..GO..ME..! Get it!" I hit him over the head with my pillow.
Then he got this scary gleam in his eye and gabbed another pillow.
Then war broke loose.
Finally there was feathers in the air and everything. I was catching my breath while Inuyasha sat in front of me, watching me closely.
"Yes?" I asked, though i was still breathing hard trying to surpress my giggles at his twitching ears.
He poked my shoulder and whispered in my ear.
"Tag, You're it!" He sped out of my room and down the hall, running over my brother and the slut in the process, and out the front door.
"Inuyasha i'll get you!!!" I yelled, running out the door.
Okay, I know, Inu was a bit ooc, so was Kag. And Naraku and kikyo. but so what? It's an AU. Plus it's not the seerious stuff that i normlly write, like character deaths or anything. so it's great.
Oh, and BTW, I actually based this in my trailrpark. and if you have never had honeysuckle honey, then i pity you. that is the best honey you dont have to buy. it actually grows in the way overgrown downhil slope that i the feild.
The only reason it wasn't rennovated was 'cause he hill was soo steep. Its a pain to climb, but the lackberies are worth it. We have the best blackberry bushes this side of cleveland. The feild is full to the brim with honeysuckle vines and blackbery bushes.
Oh, and ps, I hate my brother. the first one. (I have 6, most don't live with us though, just the one i hate.) GRR at insolent little brother
Sorry for any errors, but i don' have spellcheck and i'm too lazy to read my own work. Grinns
Review review review!
Or as my cousin Dan would say:
"Okay, yall, git to reviewin' now, ya' hear?"
or not.
not that you'd get much anywayz
Not mine. wish it was though. Inuyasha.
Belongs to creator.
Rumiko Takahashi.
Now... Time for the story.
Prepare to laugh your butts off.
An inhailer should be kept handy for those of you with breathing problems.
Anti-Southerners aren't going to like me, or this, 'cause it's based in cleveland Tn.
Kikyo lovers, you are goin' to hate me too.
Kay.
Enough with the A/N and to the story!
It all started when I ordered a puppy through the internet. I got him really cheap, only $20, from this internet company called Taiyoukai. manaed by a friend of mine named Sesshomaru. I guess that's why I got a discount.
So, anywayz, when he came in a crate that was my size, i figured that it was just a very BIG puppy.
Then I opened it.
I screamed, of course.
This is what I saw, I saw a nearly naked boy, with dog ears.
He was cute, though. Very cute. More like hot.
He was hotter than any guy in town, and he was mine.
His ears twitched in a verry cute way, I noticed after i got over the initial shock of buying a human.
I figured, Why not? His ears.
My hands twitched in anticipation of touching them.
I live in a trailerpark, you see. which means I don't see many pets.
Which also means I love any animal that I can get my hands on.
Ask my cat, Buyo.
Anywayz, I am scratching the guy's ears, when he wakes up. He purrs.
I didn't thik dogs could purr, Maybe he was a cat.
Then he started gowling.
Nope, It's a dog alright.
Well, Anyways. he wakes up and stares at me like I'm a ghost. Which makes me want to laugh.
His ears are twitching, and he's sniffing the air, I can tell cause his nose is twitching.
Then he looks at me really weird, and asks me who I am.
"Kimera Night, But you can call me Kagome." I looked at him funny, then i asked him what his name was, and he told me it was Inuyasha.
That's funny, I thought that inuyasha mean Dog Demon.
Then my brother Naraku pulled up.
Yup, My brother is Naraku, his real name is nathan, but everybody calls him Naraku. He's older than me by about twelve years. which makes him 28, 'cause i'm 16.
I don't like Naraku, he grates my nerves. He always has I guess.
I see that Inuyasha is wearing a pair of red loose pants, kinda like the ones my great great great great gandpa used to wear. I saw it in a photograph once. In fact, this boy looked exactly like my great great great great grandpa did. Except without the prayer beads.
This guy was wearing a spiked chain, and a pendant.
Really cute.
He had three hoops in his right ear, and a stud in his left, the three hoops would jingle now and then. His ears twitched so wildly, I had to laugh.
He loked at me weird again then, he grabbed me and jumped onto the crate.
I noticed he had claws. Kinda like mine were before I had them filed. I have to file them every day so that i'll look normal, though i'm not.
As the wind blew a scent up to me from the feild in front of our trailer, i caught the scent of honeysuckle.
Then my brother walked onto the porch.
See, this really funny thing happened when he did, Both me and Inuyasha growled at him.
We looked at each other, then nearly fell off the crate laughing.
"Nice new playmate you got there little sis, has Kikyo seen him yet?" he asked. Then walked inside to see my grandma. She dont like him that much either.
Kikyo is my arch nemisis. She puts a shame to the name trailerpark slut. She has slept with every male in te neighborhood, from the time that they hit puberty, and on up to 80. I think she's nastey, but that's just me.
Speaking of the bitch, she came around the corner.
We look a lot alike. It's just that i have ethics, and a brain, and a heart. which she has none.
We cant stand eachother, and the only time she comes over, is when there is a guy at our house. She just happens to be the trailerpark trash of the trailerpark.
We live in a crummy, overpriced, two-bit trailerpark, but that's about as good as it gets.
"C'mon, Inuyasha, let's go inside, i want to show you something." I whispered in is ear.
He nodded and carried me, Bridal style, to my room.
I was so tickled by Kikyou's look, and the fact that I just got carried into my own house and i wasn't hurt.
He looked at me funny again.
"Where do you come from?" I asked curiously.
"New York." he said.
"No, I mean your family line, Where does your family come from?"I ask him, getting annoyed.
"We come from Japan."Inuasha said. smiling a me. I realize that i love his smile.
"Cool, so do we. That's neat."
"Feh." he snorted.
What as that? It is cute. you have to admit.
"So, how'd you get into the crate."
He just looked at me.
And looked...
and looked...
and looked...
Finally, I got tired of him looking at me and i threw my book, that just happens to be on my bedside table, at him, hitting him in the face.
"Hey! What'd you do that for wench?!" He yelled.
"Dont you call me a wench. My name is Kagome! KA..GO..ME..! Get it!" I hit him over the head with my pillow.
Then he got this scary gleam in his eye and gabbed another pillow.
Then war broke loose.
Finally there was feathers in the air and everything. I was catching my breath while Inuyasha sat in front of me, watching me closely.
"Yes?" I asked, though i was still breathing hard trying to surpress my giggles at his twitching ears.
He poked my shoulder and whispered in my ear.
"Tag, You're it!" He sped out of my room and down the hall, running over my brother and the slut in the process, and out the front door.
"Inuyasha i'll get you!!!" I yelled, running out the door.
Okay, I know, Inu was a bit ooc, so was Kag. And Naraku and kikyo. but so what? It's an AU. Plus it's not the seerious stuff that i normlly write, like character deaths or anything. so it's great.
Oh, and BTW, I actually based this in my trailrpark. and if you have never had honeysuckle honey, then i pity you. that is the best honey you dont have to buy. it actually grows in the way overgrown downhil slope that i the feild.
The only reason it wasn't rennovated was 'cause he hill was soo steep. Its a pain to climb, but the lackberies are worth it. We have the best blackberry bushes this side of cleveland. The feild is full to the brim with honeysuckle vines and blackbery bushes.
Oh, and ps, I hate my brother. the first one. (I have 6, most don't live with us though, just the one i hate.) GRR at insolent little brother
Sorry for any errors, but i don' have spellcheck and i'm too lazy to read my own work. Grinns
Review review review!
Or as my cousin Dan would say:
"Okay, yall, git to reviewin' now, ya' hear?"