o.O
People liked it?
Cool.
I figured that you would complain about the jumpiness.
Oh well.
Kimera: Hey, Scarlet, Put Inuyasha on steroids.
No!
Kimera: Why not?
Because it wouldn't fit, for one thing, and for another, Inuyasha on steroids is a scary thing. especially if he goes full demon.
Inuyasha: Hey, what's steroids?
...
Kimera: ....
...
Kagome: Hey, scarlet, wat's going on?
Inu: Hey, Kagome? What's Sterioids?
EEP!
Kimera: eep.
Both auther and Kimera run as Kagome chases them with a flaming frying pan.
I wont get to finish if you kill me!
Kagome stopps.
Sigh
Picks up papers, shuffles them
Okay!
I'm gonna try something new.
I'm gonna do a reviewer response thingie.
So here it is.....
Blood-of-Rage - O.O Thankies, I tried. I will explain how he got in the crate in this Chapter.
FireyDemonFox - O.O Thankies, I tried. I guess i am planning a few new chappies, thanks for urging me on...
sister-rosette - O. I read it during math class, i thought it was funy. Thankies for the review.
Now, I'd like to thank all of you who have stuck by me hrough all of the spelling errors in the first chapter. Now All you non reviewing peoples should be ashamed of yourself.
Hands big cookies to the reviewers so far.
If I didn't get your review, then I'll get it in the next chapter.
K.
Now on to the story!!!
When i finally caught up o him, he was standing at the top of one of the few trees that the evil Trailerpark owners hadn't killed yet and was staring down at me.
I really don't understand why he likes to stare at me soo much, but he does.
"Come on!" I yell up at him. I know he hears me, he just done listen.
He jst smirked at me.
He SMIRKED at ME!
I used my toes to pick up a rock, and threw it at him.
I have pretty good aim.
It startled him, and he fell out of the tree, i think that he broke half of the branches on the way down.
The only bad part was....
...he landed on me.
'Ouch.'
So anyway, when i finally got him off of me, Kikyo had found us.
'o great.' i thought.
Just then, Kimera Diablos pulls up.
You see, Kimera hates Kikyo even more than i do, and here's the thing, Kimera is in to the whole brute strength thing. Which is good for me, considering that she is one of my best freinds and all.
Kimera almost runs over Kikyo, then she jumps out of the car and jumps on her.
Litterally JUMPS on her.
Kimera is a little overweight, which means that she could kill Kikyo by just sitting on her, if she did it right.
Anywayz, Then Kimera starts punching Kikyo in the face as me and Inu look on in horror.
Inside i'm laughing, but outside i am just staring.
I guess that's how i am, i dont really do what i feel like doing, just what i think is right.
Anywayz, so when Kimera is satisfied, she picks the now bloodied Kikyo up by the shirt collar, and throws her into the tree.
Inuyasha just stares at Kimera while i look at Kikyo.
Finally i ger over the sight of kikyo in a tree, and i introduce Inu to Kimera.
"But, I thought that..."
"Both our names are Kimera, tht's why i go by Kagome. It saves time."I said. resisting the urge to iggle at the cute look of confusion on his face.
"So where's your puppy Kagome?" asked kimera. She was wearing something that made her look kinda slutty, red shirt with a low neckline and miniskirt and all.
I pointed at Inuyasha .
he stared at me.
"WOULD YOU STOP STARING AT ME?!!?" I yell hurting my ears
"QUIT YELLING!" Kimera yells at me. She had demon hearing too. It was just on er mother's side that the demon traits were contributed from.
Just then, Naraku comes out of grandma's house and we freeze.
Kimera doesn't like Naraku.
In fact, He hates her.
But here's the thing...
...Kimera hates Naraku more han she hates Kikyo, She tends to attack him on sight.
Kimera ran for Naraku, and Naraku ran for the safety of his car.
Kimera beat him to it.
She tackled him, reminding me of a football play.
He hit the dirt hard.
Here's the other thing, Kimera is a witch.
She slipped a beaded necklace around his neck and let him up.
Then, when Naraku called Kimera a slut,
She's very sensitive.
She yelled a word i hadn't thought of to use as a key word.
"SIT!"
See here's the thing,
My brother dove head first into the concrete.
I laughed.
And lauged
And laughed.
Inuyasha just walked away from me to jump back up into the tree as Kiko fell out.
After i caught my breath,
after my brother was gone,
I decided to call up the jackass who sent me Inuyasha as a puppy.
"Come on Inuyasha, Kimera, Let's go to my house."
"Hello?" A female voice answered.
"April?" I asked.
"Mmhm." she said sleepily.
"Can i speak to fluffy?" I asked her.
"Sure, here he is."
You see, here was where i was going to calmly ask him why he had sent a hanyou instead of a dog, but here's what really happened...
"What knd of lam joke do you think you are pullin' Sess?" I yell into the reciever as soon as he answered.
I could just hear him arching his eyebrow.
I twitched.
Then i hung up on him, grabbed my car keyes, and ran out the door to my car, Inuyasha in tow.
Today was my birthday, you see, and i dont like to be aggravated on my birthdays.
In fact, I hate birthdays.
So when i got to Sesshies house, i screetched to a stop.
Kinda throwing Inuyasha against the windsheild.
And stormed into the house, where i proceeded then to fall and nock myself out cold.
I am real smart.
Note the sarcasm.
Anywayz, so when i came to, i was surrounded by a lot of people. which made me think that i was in a hospital.
I have bad experiences with needles. Ask the last guy who tried to give me a shot.
I think he's still in the hospital.
oops.
I look around and as it turns out, they have thrown me a surprize party.
I played right into their hands on this one.
My eye twitched involunarily. then i forced it to stop.
I saw Sesshomaru standing beside April above me...
now, normally i'm not he violent type at all, i guess it's the Demon blood that runs through my blood.
Or it could have just een that i was super pissed.
I punched him in the face.
Then, i promptly passed out again.
Thank you Vertigo.
Well, when i came to again, Sesshie had a bloody nose, and people were inching toward the door.
Well, since the party WAS for me, i smiled and got up.
Yawning, i put my hand to the back of my head, there was a big not.
ow.
Did i mention that i hated birthdays.
So when i cracked a smile, peoples stayed.
And we partied.
And i finally found out how Inuyasha had gottn in the crate.
He had been suffed in it in the dawn hours, and had been brought over to my house.
I didn't get mad at him, 'cause he punched Sesshie too.
I saw Kimera over beside Sano. His real name was Shane Kojenski, But everbody calls him Sano.
The were aweful cute together.
I walked outside for some air.
That cologne really stinks to someone who has a dog's sense of smell.
And inuyasha comes out to join me.
He holds my hand as we stare into the full moon.
He begins to inch closer to me,
I hope he will kiss me.
But before i find out what was going to happen...
Shippou and Koga threw a very heavy stack of shingles, and Shipou on his head.
shippou had accidentally gotten mixed in wiht the shingles.
I groaned.
then the next day,
I had spent the night at Shesshies
Kimera comes over in her brother's hot rod. which meant one thing.
Mudding.
Okay, that's it for his chappie. next one will be hilarious.
then i introduce Inu to Honey Suckles.
Much chaos and funnness.
Yayness.
Okay yall, git to reviewing already!
People liked it?
Cool.
I figured that you would complain about the jumpiness.
Oh well.
Kimera: Hey, Scarlet, Put Inuyasha on steroids.
No!
Kimera: Why not?
Because it wouldn't fit, for one thing, and for another, Inuyasha on steroids is a scary thing. especially if he goes full demon.
Inuyasha: Hey, what's steroids?
...
Kimera: ....
...
Kagome: Hey, scarlet, wat's going on?
Inu: Hey, Kagome? What's Sterioids?
EEP!
Kimera: eep.
Both auther and Kimera run as Kagome chases them with a flaming frying pan.
I wont get to finish if you kill me!
Kagome stopps.
Sigh
Picks up papers, shuffles them
Okay!
I'm gonna try something new.
I'm gonna do a reviewer response thingie.
So here it is.....
Blood-of-Rage - O.O Thankies, I tried. I will explain how he got in the crate in this Chapter.
FireyDemonFox - O.O Thankies, I tried. I guess i am planning a few new chappies, thanks for urging me on...
sister-rosette - O. I read it during math class, i thought it was funy. Thankies for the review.
Now, I'd like to thank all of you who have stuck by me hrough all of the spelling errors in the first chapter. Now All you non reviewing peoples should be ashamed of yourself.
Hands big cookies to the reviewers so far.
If I didn't get your review, then I'll get it in the next chapter.
K.
Now on to the story!!!
When i finally caught up o him, he was standing at the top of one of the few trees that the evil Trailerpark owners hadn't killed yet and was staring down at me.
I really don't understand why he likes to stare at me soo much, but he does.
"Come on!" I yell up at him. I know he hears me, he just done listen.
He jst smirked at me.
He SMIRKED at ME!
I used my toes to pick up a rock, and threw it at him.
I have pretty good aim.
It startled him, and he fell out of the tree, i think that he broke half of the branches on the way down.
The only bad part was....
...he landed on me.
'Ouch.'
So anyway, when i finally got him off of me, Kikyo had found us.
'o great.' i thought.
Just then, Kimera Diablos pulls up.
You see, Kimera hates Kikyo even more than i do, and here's the thing, Kimera is in to the whole brute strength thing. Which is good for me, considering that she is one of my best freinds and all.
Kimera almost runs over Kikyo, then she jumps out of the car and jumps on her.
Litterally JUMPS on her.
Kimera is a little overweight, which means that she could kill Kikyo by just sitting on her, if she did it right.
Anywayz, Then Kimera starts punching Kikyo in the face as me and Inu look on in horror.
Inside i'm laughing, but outside i am just staring.
I guess that's how i am, i dont really do what i feel like doing, just what i think is right.
Anywayz, so when Kimera is satisfied, she picks the now bloodied Kikyo up by the shirt collar, and throws her into the tree.
Inuyasha just stares at Kimera while i look at Kikyo.
Finally i ger over the sight of kikyo in a tree, and i introduce Inu to Kimera.
"But, I thought that..."
"Both our names are Kimera, tht's why i go by Kagome. It saves time."I said. resisting the urge to iggle at the cute look of confusion on his face.
"So where's your puppy Kagome?" asked kimera. She was wearing something that made her look kinda slutty, red shirt with a low neckline and miniskirt and all.
I pointed at Inuyasha .
he stared at me.
"WOULD YOU STOP STARING AT ME?!!?" I yell hurting my ears
"QUIT YELLING!" Kimera yells at me. She had demon hearing too. It was just on er mother's side that the demon traits were contributed from.
Just then, Naraku comes out of grandma's house and we freeze.
Kimera doesn't like Naraku.
In fact, He hates her.
But here's the thing...
...Kimera hates Naraku more han she hates Kikyo, She tends to attack him on sight.
Kimera ran for Naraku, and Naraku ran for the safety of his car.
Kimera beat him to it.
She tackled him, reminding me of a football play.
He hit the dirt hard.
Here's the other thing, Kimera is a witch.
She slipped a beaded necklace around his neck and let him up.
Then, when Naraku called Kimera a slut,
She's very sensitive.
She yelled a word i hadn't thought of to use as a key word.
"SIT!"
See here's the thing,
My brother dove head first into the concrete.
I laughed.
And lauged
And laughed.
Inuyasha just walked away from me to jump back up into the tree as Kiko fell out.
After i caught my breath,
after my brother was gone,
I decided to call up the jackass who sent me Inuyasha as a puppy.
"Come on Inuyasha, Kimera, Let's go to my house."
"Hello?" A female voice answered.
"April?" I asked.
"Mmhm." she said sleepily.
"Can i speak to fluffy?" I asked her.
"Sure, here he is."
You see, here was where i was going to calmly ask him why he had sent a hanyou instead of a dog, but here's what really happened...
"What knd of lam joke do you think you are pullin' Sess?" I yell into the reciever as soon as he answered.
I could just hear him arching his eyebrow.
I twitched.
Then i hung up on him, grabbed my car keyes, and ran out the door to my car, Inuyasha in tow.
Today was my birthday, you see, and i dont like to be aggravated on my birthdays.
In fact, I hate birthdays.
So when i got to Sesshies house, i screetched to a stop.
Kinda throwing Inuyasha against the windsheild.
And stormed into the house, where i proceeded then to fall and nock myself out cold.
I am real smart.
Note the sarcasm.
Anywayz, so when i came to, i was surrounded by a lot of people. which made me think that i was in a hospital.
I have bad experiences with needles. Ask the last guy who tried to give me a shot.
I think he's still in the hospital.
oops.
I look around and as it turns out, they have thrown me a surprize party.
I played right into their hands on this one.
My eye twitched involunarily. then i forced it to stop.
I saw Sesshomaru standing beside April above me...
now, normally i'm not he violent type at all, i guess it's the Demon blood that runs through my blood.
Or it could have just een that i was super pissed.
I punched him in the face.
Then, i promptly passed out again.
Thank you Vertigo.
Well, when i came to again, Sesshie had a bloody nose, and people were inching toward the door.
Well, since the party WAS for me, i smiled and got up.
Yawning, i put my hand to the back of my head, there was a big not.
ow.
Did i mention that i hated birthdays.
So when i cracked a smile, peoples stayed.
And we partied.
And i finally found out how Inuyasha had gottn in the crate.
He had been suffed in it in the dawn hours, and had been brought over to my house.
I didn't get mad at him, 'cause he punched Sesshie too.
I saw Kimera over beside Sano. His real name was Shane Kojenski, But everbody calls him Sano.
The were aweful cute together.
I walked outside for some air.
That cologne really stinks to someone who has a dog's sense of smell.
And inuyasha comes out to join me.
He holds my hand as we stare into the full moon.
He begins to inch closer to me,
I hope he will kiss me.
But before i find out what was going to happen...
Shippou and Koga threw a very heavy stack of shingles, and Shipou on his head.
shippou had accidentally gotten mixed in wiht the shingles.
I groaned.
then the next day,
I had spent the night at Shesshies
Kimera comes over in her brother's hot rod. which meant one thing.
Mudding.
Okay, that's it for his chappie. next one will be hilarious.
then i introduce Inu to Honey Suckles.
Much chaos and funnness.
Yayness.
Okay yall, git to reviewing already!