Okay yall, I'm back from the pitts of hell to deliver another passsage of comdy.
Translaion
Okay, I'm back you guys, time for another chapter.
I cant belive my last chaper was 6 pages lone! The most i have ever written is 4 pages!
Okay, nywayz, Here is the only reviewer response for last chapter.
crazylittledemongirlwhowantstotakeovertheworld- Thanks, i hope you like the next chapters as much as you liked that one.
Okay, now to all of you non reviewing peoples:
SHAME ON YOU!!!!
If yo guys want to see the next chappie, then you'd better review.
And belive me when i say that i wont update, Isn't that right, Naraku?
Naraku: Looking up from Sleepless in seattle book Hugh?
Never mind.
Inuyasha: Ha ha ha, Nagaku got the sit spell instead of me! Ha ha ha!
All: Stares at Inuyasha with evil gleam in eye.
Hey, Kagome, He hasn't read farher into the script yet has he?
Kagome: Nope.
Figures.
Well, anywayz, on with the story.
88
I look out the window and i see Kimera pulling up in her brother's truck, with te bass up on high.
I smile.
Payback time.
"Hey, Sesshomau, Koga, Shipou, Inuyasha?" I yell out the door of my room.
"Hn?" Inuyasha says as they come toward me.
"How would you guys like to take a drive with me and Kimera?" They are new here. Strait from New York. They have to learn somehow.
"Sure!"
When we are in Kimera's truck, she takes off. I wrap my legs instinctively arund the bar weilded under the seat.
Kimera locks the doors to the back as we arrive at the track.
The track is really just a giant mud hole that everyone just goes mudding in and has contests in, Kimera's truck was made for the track. It even has a pole to push the car back upright. Kimera is kinda rich.
Well kimera starts to do donuts and the four in the back clutch at their seats.
I grin at kimera as she heads for the wall of trees near the back end of the Track, and she swerves.
We go to two wheels, then back onto four, slinging mud over the already caked trees.
I nod to kimera and she tips us again. I glance back at the four in the back,
Sesshomaru is rying with all of his might to get his door open, Shippou is under the seat. Kouga is trying to get His door open, and Inuyasha has found the bar under his seat and is clutching to it with all of his strength. slightly bending the rod.
I laugh and give kimera the thums up.
Translation: Turn us on over
She does.
All of them end up on the roof except Inuyasha, who is still clutching onto the pole.
Kimera pushes the big red button and we tip back over.
Leaving all four in a pile on the floorboard.
When we get back to the trailer park, We heard guns going of and a femail voice that could only be Sango.
We pulled up to her trailer and watched for a gew minutes as Sango chased Miroku around her trailer with a sawed off shotgun, then i yelled out the window, drawing her attention away from the pervert.
"Yo Sango!"
"Hold on a sec, i'm busy." She yelled over her shoulder, not looking at us.
"Sango, guess who me and Kimera have in the back?" I yell at her.
she finally turns and comes over.
I point to the back seat and we all turn.
Sesshomaru is sitting on the floor, curled into a fetal position and rocking, chanting something that sounded like : "It's better than the well"
That or "My feet like to swell."
I figure that it was the first one.
Inuyasha hadn't moved from when i looked back on him last, he was still clutching the bar.
Kouga was digging his nails into the seat and his eyes were huge.
Shippou was hugging the bar under his own seat much like inuyasha was doing.
We sat there laughing as Mioku, glad for the distraction, slunk away into his house.
When we finally got to my house and kimera unlocked the doors, all four men swept out of the car.
While we were walking around the trailer, we walked strait into a solid wall of masculine backs.
'Hey, what's he big..." A plate shattering drew my attention to the scene before them.
My grandma was throwing her china at Naraku and Kikyo.
"How dare you defile my house like that!!" She yelled.
then threw another plate.
I dodged around the four and came to a stop in front of my grandma who was about to pick uo he shikon vase.
"Grandma, what happened?" i asked grabbing the jar from her hands.
"Those two hentai just tried to do the nasty in my bedroom!!!" She yelled.
My grandma was more than slightly crazy, and not so slightly senile.
"Grandma, calm down. i'll get them." I told her, setting her down.
"O Kimera." I call to my freind who had worked around the four boys and was blocking Naaku's path to his car, and Kikou's path home.
"Sit SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!!!!!" she yelled with a malice that surprised everyone but me.
He had to dig himself out of the crater.
We watched as he reached down and pulled up a more than slightly smushed Kikyo.
We watched as Kimera moved aside for them to leave, and Inuyasha and the others growled.
Then we set to the task of cleaning up the shards.
"Hey Kagome," Inuyasha whispered at me.
I turned to him.
"Hey kagome, What's that smell?"
"Would you like me to show you?" I ask him.
When he nods, i stand up, placing my shards in a small pile, and motioned for him to follow me.
"Hey, Kagome, Where you guys goin'?"
I just motioned to the feild.
88
Okay, peoples, Giddyup and show me some reviews.
I want at least four, till i update. so there! Four new reviews! Flames are counted as reviews, but you have o have a point if you are flaming me. so there.
Ps: i could really use some suggestions, I dont have a plot, and if this goes on for much longer, i wont be able to type. he only thin i have planned, is the next chappie. which is kinda amazing.
Anyways.
Back to my life, not that i have one, so you can get to reviewing.
Hey, if i get thr four today, i might update tonight!
Git to reviewing yall, or i will plan your next school dance in a barney theme! Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Translaion
Okay, I'm back you guys, time for another chapter.
I cant belive my last chaper was 6 pages lone! The most i have ever written is 4 pages!
Okay, nywayz, Here is the only reviewer response for last chapter.
crazylittledemongirlwhowantstotakeovertheworld- Thanks, i hope you like the next chapters as much as you liked that one.
Okay, now to all of you non reviewing peoples:
SHAME ON YOU!!!!
If yo guys want to see the next chappie, then you'd better review.
And belive me when i say that i wont update, Isn't that right, Naraku?
Naraku: Looking up from Sleepless in seattle book Hugh?
Never mind.
Inuyasha: Ha ha ha, Nagaku got the sit spell instead of me! Ha ha ha!
All: Stares at Inuyasha with evil gleam in eye.
Hey, Kagome, He hasn't read farher into the script yet has he?
Kagome: Nope.
Figures.
Well, anywayz, on with the story.
88
I look out the window and i see Kimera pulling up in her brother's truck, with te bass up on high.
I smile.
Payback time.
"Hey, Sesshomau, Koga, Shipou, Inuyasha?" I yell out the door of my room.
"Hn?" Inuyasha says as they come toward me.
"How would you guys like to take a drive with me and Kimera?" They are new here. Strait from New York. They have to learn somehow.
"Sure!"
When we are in Kimera's truck, she takes off. I wrap my legs instinctively arund the bar weilded under the seat.
Kimera locks the doors to the back as we arrive at the track.
The track is really just a giant mud hole that everyone just goes mudding in and has contests in, Kimera's truck was made for the track. It even has a pole to push the car back upright. Kimera is kinda rich.
Well kimera starts to do donuts and the four in the back clutch at their seats.
I grin at kimera as she heads for the wall of trees near the back end of the Track, and she swerves.
We go to two wheels, then back onto four, slinging mud over the already caked trees.
I nod to kimera and she tips us again. I glance back at the four in the back,
Sesshomaru is rying with all of his might to get his door open, Shippou is under the seat. Kouga is trying to get His door open, and Inuyasha has found the bar under his seat and is clutching to it with all of his strength. slightly bending the rod.
I laugh and give kimera the thums up.
Translation: Turn us on over
She does.
All of them end up on the roof except Inuyasha, who is still clutching onto the pole.
Kimera pushes the big red button and we tip back over.
Leaving all four in a pile on the floorboard.
When we get back to the trailer park, We heard guns going of and a femail voice that could only be Sango.
We pulled up to her trailer and watched for a gew minutes as Sango chased Miroku around her trailer with a sawed off shotgun, then i yelled out the window, drawing her attention away from the pervert.
"Yo Sango!"
"Hold on a sec, i'm busy." She yelled over her shoulder, not looking at us.
"Sango, guess who me and Kimera have in the back?" I yell at her.
she finally turns and comes over.
I point to the back seat and we all turn.
Sesshomaru is sitting on the floor, curled into a fetal position and rocking, chanting something that sounded like : "It's better than the well"
That or "My feet like to swell."
I figure that it was the first one.
Inuyasha hadn't moved from when i looked back on him last, he was still clutching the bar.
Kouga was digging his nails into the seat and his eyes were huge.
Shippou was hugging the bar under his own seat much like inuyasha was doing.
We sat there laughing as Mioku, glad for the distraction, slunk away into his house.
When we finally got to my house and kimera unlocked the doors, all four men swept out of the car.
While we were walking around the trailer, we walked strait into a solid wall of masculine backs.
'Hey, what's he big..." A plate shattering drew my attention to the scene before them.
My grandma was throwing her china at Naraku and Kikyo.
"How dare you defile my house like that!!" She yelled.
then threw another plate.
I dodged around the four and came to a stop in front of my grandma who was about to pick uo he shikon vase.
"Grandma, what happened?" i asked grabbing the jar from her hands.
"Those two hentai just tried to do the nasty in my bedroom!!!" She yelled.
My grandma was more than slightly crazy, and not so slightly senile.
"Grandma, calm down. i'll get them." I told her, setting her down.
"O Kimera." I call to my freind who had worked around the four boys and was blocking Naaku's path to his car, and Kikou's path home.
"Sit SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!!!!!" she yelled with a malice that surprised everyone but me.
He had to dig himself out of the crater.
We watched as he reached down and pulled up a more than slightly smushed Kikyo.
We watched as Kimera moved aside for them to leave, and Inuyasha and the others growled.
Then we set to the task of cleaning up the shards.
"Hey Kagome," Inuyasha whispered at me.
I turned to him.
"Hey kagome, What's that smell?"
"Would you like me to show you?" I ask him.
When he nods, i stand up, placing my shards in a small pile, and motioned for him to follow me.
"Hey, Kagome, Where you guys goin'?"
I just motioned to the feild.
88
Okay, peoples, Giddyup and show me some reviews.
I want at least four, till i update. so there! Four new reviews! Flames are counted as reviews, but you have o have a point if you are flaming me. so there.
Ps: i could really use some suggestions, I dont have a plot, and if this goes on for much longer, i wont be able to type. he only thin i have planned, is the next chappie. which is kinda amazing.
Anyways.
Back to my life, not that i have one, so you can get to reviewing.
Hey, if i get thr four today, i might update tonight!
Git to reviewing yall, or i will plan your next school dance in a barney theme! Mwa ha ha ha ha!