WELLWELLWELL. Don't start reading this if you're looking for a good old read. It's humor. But in the way that a drama is so bad it's funny. You know? So read it for a good old laugh. Kinda parodies on Mary Sue fics, etc. Well. We think it's funny, anyway. FIVE MINUTES ARRGGHH.

IT'S YUGIOH. Oh yeah, how cool. Written by three troubled girls... Rebecca, Jenny, and Arie. We pulled and allnighter man. We just sat up since like, five in the morning writing this, taking turns. Much fun. :0
We made the characters up in like five seconds and yes, we meant for them to be messed up? It's satire, baby. Here's a bit of background on them, though... (The stuff in parenthesis underneath their names is the actual meaning of the name. We think?):

Ayame Isuzu - Rebecca's - Green
(Iris Carcompany/50bells)
She is 16 years old. She cuts herself and has long black hair and glowing red eyes. She has a yami with blond hair and glowing orange eyes. She has a pet raven named Slaughter.... who her yami calls Chloe. She likes to eat raw meat (with soy sauce) and she likes to eat wasabi plain. Mmmm bleeding nostrils. She has a sercret stalker-type crush on Yami Bakura and she is constantly doing mean things to Ryou in order to draw out his yami. I LOVE POCKY!

Dai Ichigo - Arie's - Blue
(Great Strawberry)
She is 16 years old. She has strawberry blond hair and sparkly amber eyes. She's Kaiba's sexretary... I mean, secretary. And uhhh yeah. She drives a bright green vespa with neon rims. BLAH BLAh. I am the typo monster. Yes, neon rims. How lovely

Satu Tamae - Jenny's (Who doesn't even watch Yugioh lalala) - Red
(Sugar Ball)
Perky, perky, perky, perky, perky cheerleader-type persona. Um...she's very perky. She has pink hair and brown eyes. She is also 16.

Oh yeah, and we use like, the original Japanese names AND the dub names. Wow okay. And yes, some parts are cliche-o-riffic. AND THE TENSES ARE FUCKED UP. Deal with it, me hearties.

SO ENJOY...

Don't Fall Asleep On Me.
The Cherry Blossom That Would Not Die

...And just remember that it's the Sprite Remix talking. Not us.