Chapter 2:New and Known Fraternities!
This is Chapter 2! Thanks for reading this far! So sit back Relax and enjoy! J
Chapter 2: New and Know Fraternities!
A quarter till midnight, Conker continues to be on his way; thinking," Will a beer help me out my negative thoughts?" He fastened his pace… " I'd better get going quick! I don't want to miss anything that's going over at The Cock and The Plucker!" When Conker finally reached to his destination, he caught his breath; Gasping for air. " I…I...I guess…I'm here…" Conker leaned against the door of his destination. Then a noise came beyond the door, a creak, and a squeak, Then… " WOOAAAAAH!….- crap…God, this place needs a new door…" Conker mumbled.
"Hey Conker! Nice to drop by!" Said an oddly gray squirrel dressed in Army Attire.
"Gee, Thanks for noticing my Fall Mike!" Conker said sarcastically.
" Oh! Here, let me help ya!"
"No, No! I'm Fine!" Conker stood up and dusted his arms.
"So anything else happening lately Conk?"
"Argh…I'm just thinking about Berry, I came here for a beer to set my mind off to thinking something else…"
"Oh…That Tragedy…" Mike looked down " Well..." Mike continued, " We've got beer here, so have a drink! Like The Cock and The Plucker motto; Our alcoholic beverages are so damn good, it'll fuck your taste buds!"
Conker chuckled " Yea, your right!" Then headed his way towards the Bar. Mike Lifted up the door, then he noticed something screeching in a childish way. " Gosh, don't you people ever known I was under that door squished while you two were in you little conversation!?" the little voice shouted.
" Sorry Rodent! It wouldn't happen again!" Mike responded in an uncaring manner. Rodent Retorted and shook his head. " Gee, Just because I'm a guy with a glass doesn't mean I have to be stomped on and ridiculed everyday!"
" Oh well…" Mike shrugged and decided to fix the door for himself. Meanwhile, at the Bar, Conker sat and waited for his service.
Conker shouted across the room. "Yo, Bartender!"
" Be there in your service in a minute Conker!"
Conker sighed "Okay…" then slowly sunk into his seat. "Hey Conker!" Conkers ears perked up and knew that familiar voice was Rodent. Conker sat up and shook his head. "Here we go again…"
"Hey Conker how's it going?" As the scratchy voice came upon closer to Conker.
"Nuthin much, just here to chill out with a beer…" Conker thought of telling Rodent his problem, but Rodent will never end his talking about the topic.
"Ah, Cool…Mind if I sit with you buddy ol pal?"
"No-… Conker paused " -Problem…"
" Great! Thanks!" Responded back the four-eyed squirrel.
Conker faces towards Rodent and notices his glasses have been damaged by the "accident".
" So what happened to yourself? Looks like your glasses been compressed or something."
"Oh, that, well, more like I'VE been COMPRESSED ON!" Rodent retorted.
"Wow, what happened?" Conker said without remembering that Rodent was under the door compressed by Conker who was above the door.
"Gees! So many people around me don't pay attention to me nor LISTENING to –" An interruption from Conker came upon Rodent.
"Yea, I'll have 2 bottles of that lovely beer you have Mitch, make it Budweiser!" Conker requested. "At your service King Conker!" Replied Mitch the Bartender. And slide the beers across the counter. "Ahh, nothing but a good taste of beer!" as Conker drank.
"Me…." Rodent said in a lonely voice.
"Okay what were you saying?"
" Never mind…"
"Oh, okay besides I knew it wouldn't be at my convince to care! I mean its not like I did anything to you right?"
Rodent grunted and aloof" Hey, what the matter Rodent?" Conker said latterly.
" OH NoThiNg!" Rodent said sarcastically. " I GuEsS yOu AlSo CaNt PaY AtTeNtIoN AbOuT YoUr So CaLLeD BuDDiEs HuH?!" Conker drank some more of his beer. "Ahh, great stuff for all the things that I care!" Conker Drank some more.
" BEER! IS THAT WHAT YOU CARE ABOUT? BEER?! ARGH!" Rodent sprinted right off his seat and sat near the fireplace were the other chaps talking about "A New War" That Conker hadn't known yet.
" Gee, what's his problem?" Conker asked a fellow gray squirrel next to him.
"Psh, for what the hell I know, he can just fuck his loneliness to himself!" Replied the Shrugged and began to drink his second beer. While Rodent sat next to another army group of squirrels and chatted.
" So um ay got no one to talk to?" Said one of the Army.
"It's about time you noticed!" Replied Rodent in a friendly matter. The whole Army at the table glanced at Rodent in despair and they all said at once: "Noticed what?".
Rodent couldn't take anymore of this run-arounds and then shouted " DOESN'T ANYONE NOTICE ME OR LISTEN TO ME?! WHY OH WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE REJECT!" All Squirrels in The Cock and The Plucker laughed in tears. " That's IT! IM OUTTA THIS FUCKING PLACE FULL OF IDIOTS!" Rodent quickly heads towards the door then suddenly… BAM! The door came upon Rodent once again. A strange dark figure came on top of the door were Rodent was beneath…
"Aw man… I just fixed that… CANT YOU SEE I JUST FIXED THE DOOR ASSHOLE!" Shouted Mike who fixed the door in the first place. The new dark figure slowly faced towards Mike.
"What are you looking at! CANT YOU SEE YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO KICK THIS DOOR WHILE IM FIXING IT! YOU'VE WOULD OF HURT SOME ONE!" Snapped Mike.
" I'm okay…" in a visible voice below the door.
" I believe you owe an apology to ME and THE COCK AND THE PLUCKER! Yelled snapping Mike. The new figure growled.
"Now, Now Mike, its okay we can get a new one!" Bartender Mitch said.
"NO! Cost me to much damn fucking work for all this to fail!"
Conker turned and faced the argument between the new figure and Mike. "What's going on?" Conker finished his last beer and heads towards the argument.
"Come on! Speak up BITCH!" Mike said madly.
The Dark figure grabbed Mike by the neck and squeezed in tension…
" HELP! Somebody!"
" So much for the army attire" Said another soldier.
Conker Finally Spoke " Hey buddy, Drop him would ya? He's just a stubborn squirrel…" The figure dropped him hearing stubborn ol Mike gasping for air. " You must be the king I've been hearing about". Said the figure.
" Yea… So? What do you want? Trouble? Cause if your looking for trouble you should kiss your bloody ass goodbye in 5 seconds by now" Conker said bravely.
" I don't think there is a reason to say that to a General would you Conker?"
"Huh? Show your self you coward!"
The strange figure took a step towards the light. " You can call me The Grunt AKA General" he salutes. Conker couldn't think of anything right now so he did the same; he saluted.
" I guess you're new in the S.C.H Army group?" Conker asked questionably.
"Sure I' am, and five other classes"
" Well, I think I should say congrats for joining in!"
" Thanks, and I believe you are almost owning the S.C.H Army academy?"
"I Believe so!" Conker Chuckled. " I thought there won't be choose anymore Army Squirrel Requirements before till the next war starts? I mean, we beat the Shit outta those Tediz 3 yrs ago didn't we?"
"Well, I wasn't there at that time, but surely it sounded like you did!" Answered the Grunt.
"Yea beat those bitches off their stuffed Asses!"
The Grunt laughed. "A guy with a funny potential! Love it! Ha! Your more better than that one idiot from the other 5 classes!"
"And who would that be?"
"Well," The Grunt continued. "You'll meet him sooner or later… he's such a Cut-Up!"
" I think I can handle it…"
" HA! I don't think you would! The only thing that will is his crush!"
Conker Paused and remembered Berri.
" What wrong Conker?"
"Well, its just- never mind… I don't want to talk about it." Conker said sadly.
"Oh, well…anyways… I cant stand that guy!"
Conker looked at the clock above the shelves near the blazing fireplace. It was 1:08 A.M, He needed to go back home soon.
" Ah, seems to me you need to go back." The grunt said in a steadily voice. Slowly Conker faced the new General. "Yea, I better get going." Conker then faced outside, which occasionally the door was brayed on the floor again. "See you then!"
"Right, any chance well meet again?"
"Um" Conker thought for a moment. "Perhaps you can visit over sometime tomorrow…"
"That would be great, besides you don't need to tell me were you live I can see it from here!" The Grunt stepped back outside and Conker when out. Mike cautiously picked up the door and there was the smashed four-eyed squirrel…Rodent.
" I thought you said it WONT HAPPEN AGAIN!" Rodent Provoked.
" Well hey, unexpected things happen you know!" Then Mike mumbled out in hidden words. "Little Bitch…" Even though Mike was still angry from the door incident.
" YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE REVIL YOU SMARTASS! Besides…Rodent continued. " I think it's too unexpected!"
" Oh really?" Mike said sarcastically then pulls out a fist. " HOW ABOUT THIS!" Rodent slowly gulped…
" Now, Now Mike no need to be violent here you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you Mike?" said Mitch the Bartender.
Mike responded back. " Oh, I think… we should… heh heh"
Rodent slowly backed away. " Yea, Mike…. uh, um you should be hitting a guy…with…glasses?" Rodent quickly slipped into his one and only army bulletproof attire.
" Oh NO YOU DON'T!" Mike roughly pounced on Rodent and began the interrogating fight…
Meanwhile outside The Cock and The Plucker…
" Well, See you around!" Conker said as he waved goodbye to his new fellow friend and headed back to his royal home…
While Conker paced himself towards home, he heard a load noise above him. A sound he hasn't heard after 3 yrs. He stopped on his tracks and looked up. There was something familiar in the sky… " What could that be?" he said to himself. " IT CANT BE!"
Six Army Jets soaring above the dark gray sky. " NO! It…can't…be… Not 3 yrs after from war! It has to be this close till now!" Six of the jets had flown away, disappearing through the soft dark sky.
" Better get going..." Running as he could, whistling winds he could hear in his furry little ears. He quickly crossed the bridge and made it through his way." Finally, now to get some shut eye…" He brayed on the door quickly and steadily. He slammed, he kicked, too eager to wait. " COME ON SHIT HEADS! OPEN UP!" He shouted. The door creaked open. Conker couldn't wait any longer. Sharply and quick he opened the door.
" CANT YOU GUYS ANSWER ANY FASTER?!"
" Sorry sire, I believe I had some difficulties answering the door…"
Conker pushed him aside. " What difficulties?"
"Well…um…" The tall one paused.
" Forget it…" Conker placed his crown on a red silky pillow near his watchful throne. " I'll be needing some sleep.. So keep things quiet and under control."
The Guard bowed. " Your command will be honored my lord…"
Conker slowly walked up to his room and pounced on his bed; face first. " Ehhh" Conker moaned against his sheets. Then turned, faced the ceiling and sighed. " Please don't tell me another war is coming by… I killed those motherfucker bitches of hell! What more would they want?!" Another loudness came upon outside near Conker's windows.
"Seems to me its another one of those Army Jets." Conker said to himself.
Slowly, he closed his eyes and thought for a moment. He opened them gently and sighed. "Well, tomorrow's another day, hopefully not a bad one at that!" He turned off the lights and his eyes heavenly glazed shut…
Yes, the end of Chapter 2. Reviews please if you must! J
Stay tuned for Chapter 3: Pioneer, Sky Jockey is here! If your wondering about the humor…wait till the other chapters… it'll tease your brain!