A/N:

The few reviews I've gotten tell me that you people like this and would like for me to keep going so, keep going I shall! And if you reviewed your personal thanks is below!

Bianca Ocean- I'm glad you like humor, 'cause lately that's all I've been writing! My other fics are humor fics too if you want to try them! Hopefully, you like this chapter!

Nobody- I'm glad I was able to make you laugh! I love making people laugh! Hopefully, your mood has passed, hopefully!!!!!! Sorry…that word makes me hyper….anyway, hope you like this chapter!

Veld- Yes, the evil guy is Voldemort, but he's didn't get his name yet, but you'll see why I didn't specify that in this chapter. Hopefully you like it!

Snape poked his head in the refrigerator, "Oh darn, we're out of eggs!"

 It was 11:58 P.M. and Snape was filled with a strange sense of foreboding, as he was forgetting something.

"Oh well, might as well go to the store, my cookies will be useless without eggs!" he told his cat (Ms. Snuggles). He grabbed his wallet and ran down to the local corner store.

He quickly retrieved his eggs, and found some white frosting and pink sprinkles as well.            

He casually walked up to the cashier and put his items on the conveyor belt.

 It was the same cashier he had met the day before yesterday, except today, her nails were a metallic green, and her mole was (if possible) hairier.

 "That'll be 8.79 cash or credit?"

"Cash,"

 "Sir?"

"Yes?"

 "Cash or credit?"

"Oohhhhh, Shiiii….take Mushrooms!"

And poof Snape was gone, leaving the cashier quite dumbfounded.

 It was quarter past midnight, and he was supposed to be at Tom's house.

POP!

Snape appeared in the living room, all eyes turned to stare at him.

"Uh,"

"Aahhh! Snapey boy! Sit down! We were just discussing our first order of business!"

"And what would that be?"

"Showing you guys the slideshow that I've created,"

"Hey Tommy, what's a slideshow?" Lucius asked confusedly

"You'll see! And don't call me Tommy! It's the Dark Lord now!"

"Ok Tommy!"

"Grrrrr,"

"I mean Dark Lord,"

"Ok, I'm ready!" the Dark Lord had hooked up his laptop to his television, and was now opening his slideshow, which he had created on Microsoft PowerPoint.

"Oh wait, never mind," the Dark Lord fiddle around with the mouse some more.

"Aahhh! Cursed computer! Stop asking me stupid questions! I don't care if my computer is infected with a virus just play the freakin' slideshow! What do you mean unable to run program! I'll show you! Unable to run program! Pah!" he whipped out his wand, "Avada Kedavra!"

The computer flew out the window and blew up in the garden. Voldemort blinked stupidly after it.

"But that's ok! I always back up my work on floppies! Hee! Floppy! What a funny word!" the Dark Lord pulled a floppy from his pocket, and conjured up another laptop. "And it's a good thing too! That's the fourth time I've done that today"

Half an hour and three laptops later, the slideshow was up and running.

"That's a wonderful picture from our last company picnic!" Snape said

"Dark Lord you've really out done yourself this time!" said Bellatrix

"But I've been meaning to ask, what's that thing?" asked Avery

"What thing?" The Dark Lord asked squinting at the screen

"Oh I see it! That blob in the corner!" said Rodolphus

"I think, I think……….I think," the Dark Lord leaned forward, and more forward, and forward even more, until his nose (if he had a nose) was touching the screen.

"That's Lucius's thumb," he finished

"Is not!" retorted Lucius

"Is too!" replied the Dark Lord

"Hey! It's in all the pictures!" said Peter

"I told you we shouldn't have let Lucius take the pictures!" growled Barty Crouch jr.

"Oh that's a good picture of the volleyball game!" said Snape

"There's one of Tommy boy playing horseshoes!" said Lucius

"But that's not all!" said the Dark Lord

"Wait till you hear the wonderful music I got to play in the background,"

he pushed some buttons on the keyboard and clicked around with the mouse.

An hourglass icon appeared where the mouse was supposed to be.

"Why are you thinking? You don't need to think!"

 the Dark Lord inquired angrily, while clicking around randomly once more.

"Start you stupid thing! No! I don't want Windows Media Player, no stop! I didn't ask for AIM! Stop! Stop! Stop!" the Dark Lord began clicking through the various boxes that began to appear, "No I don't want to register, why would I want to be enhanced with silicon?" the Dark Lord was muttering to himself now, "Hmmm, look! I'm a winner! Let's click on that! Aarrgh! No! Stop infecting my computer you stupid virus! JUST PLAY THE STUPID SONG! IS THAT SO HARD?"

"Oh! Look! Where has the time gone? I really must get back home so I can finish baking my- errr….doing eeeeeevilllll things," Snape said, everyone else followed suit, till only the Dark Lord was left.

AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING

"Hey look guys! It's working now!" the Dark Lord looked up happily, "Guys? Guys? Oh well, you don't know what you're missing!" the Dark Lord turned back to the computer, his face stretched taut in an awkward leer, (which was supposed to be a smile). He grinned at the computer, "Yes my pretty," he said stroking the screen, "Together we will be able to achieve great things!"

A/N: So how was it? Please review! I really love hearing from you guys!!!!!!!!