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/At Lucius' House/
DARK LORD: "Hello Everyone!"
LOYAL COMPANIONS: "….."
DARK LORD: "Well…I've been thinking, and I've decided that we need new names!"
LOYAL COMPANIONS: "….."
DARK LORD: "….."
SNAPE: "Why are we at Lucius' house? It smells like gym socks, meatballs, and fish,"
LUCIUS: "Hey! I resent that!"
DARK LORD: Never mind that, back to the names.
BELLATRIX: Why do we need new names?
DARK LORD: Isn't it obvious?
LOYAL COMPANIONS: …..
DARK LORD: Because, "The DARK LORD and his LOYAL COMPANIONS" does not
sound evil enough.
LUCIUS: Hey! I resent that!
LOYAL COMPANIONS AND DARK LORD: …..
AVERY: So! What did you have in mind?
DARK LORD: Well, I wanted something unique.
SNAPE: Um, are Lucius' ear lobes supposed to be vibrating?
LUCIUS: Hey! I resent that! And they are not vibrating!
RODOLPHUS: Hey! They are vibrating! Hee! Tee Hee!
LUCIUS: Are not!
SNAPE: Are too!
LUCIUS: Are not!
RODOLPHUS: Are too!
LUCIUS: Are not!
SNAPE AND RODOLPHUS: ARE TOO!
DARK LORD: SHUT UP! Now, do we have any suggestions!
LUCIUS: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
DARK LORD: What now?
LUCIUS: Those are just my earlobes. They're sensitive to shouting you know!
DARK LORD: Why me?
PETER: What about something that has to do with death!
DARK LORD: Finally! Someone that's paying attention!
PETER: Chomp! Munch! Yum! You know, these cream puffs are pretty good! To EAT
you know! Hint
DARK LORD: That gives me an idea!
PETER: Uuuhhh….
DARK LORD: You are now dubbed, my faithful DEATH EATERS! How about it huh?
LOYAL COMPANIONS (I MEAN DEATH EATERS): …….
SNAPE: Peter, those aren't cream puffs!
PETER: Mmmmmff! Wuffaw deyven? (Translation: What are they then)
LUCIUS: Those are ¾
DARK LORD: ENOUGH! Now we need to change my name!
AVERY: What's wrong with the DARK LORD?
DARK LORD: Not that name! The name my poopy-head dad gave me!
BARTY CROUCH Jr.: Oh…How about Lord Voldemort?
LUCIUS: What?
BARTY CROUCH Jr.: You know the letters in his name switched around…. There's an I
an A and an M, left over…so it could be I AM LORD VOLDEMORT!
LUCIUS: I still don't get it….
DARK LORD: I know! How about Lord Voldemort! There's an I an A and an M, left over…so it could be I AM LORD VOLDEMORT!
BARTY CROUCH Jr.: I just said that!
LUCIUS: Still not understanding!
DARK LORD: It's perfect! LORD VOLDEMORT AND HIS FAITHFUL DEATH EATERS! MWA HA! MWA HA! I LOVE MYSELF!
FAITHFUL DEATH EATERS: Uh….
A/N: And that's how the Death Eaters got their names!