This was inspired by the Tank episode when 625 mentioned "Ants in Gantu's pants." MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Lilo and Stitch characters. This is all Chris Sanders's Fault!
Prank
'Twas a very good day,
For I had acquired 586.
Everything was going my way.
But alas, 625 was up to his old tricks.
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On my face was a graphite goatee.
625 said it looked good on me.
It was another one of his pranks.
It's strange, but I think it's his way of showing his thanks.
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That night I went to bed smiling.
The hamster was pleased.
625 was evilly grinning.
That sandwich freak was up to no good, the little trog the size of my feet.
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The next morning I woke up refreshed.
I went to the bathroom to freshen up.
Nothing today could get me depressed,
Not even that annoying little pup.
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I took a shower and put on my pants.
But something felt funny; something felt ticklish. Blitznak! Ants!
I screamed in pain as they viciously bit me,
And howled in rage as they crawled into Where No Ants Should Be.
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625 was giggling and laughing like a maniac.
I glared at him in fury. Blitznak!
Oy, this is going to leave a scar.
This time he had gone too far.
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After I got rid of the ants I took my plasma cannon.
I blasted the trog repeatedly with my weapon.
I feel so much better now; 625 was charred.
He was glaring at me really hard.
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I suppose I was partly to blame,
But 625 is the type that you feel you have to maim.
It was a simple trick of my own.
But it was over the line, I should have known.
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My stupid prank had made him sick and bloated for days.
He looked worse than Plorginarian walrus-rays.
625 had been gossiping about me to that experiment snitch.
So I idiotically decided to put napalm in his sandwich.
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Blitznak. I'm a big dummy.
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