The Insanity of Turtle's Dreams:

The Spielberg Drugs

"Welcome, to the planet of Hyrule." the camp instructor said.

I sighed. Why was there a camp in Hyrule? What was I doing here? Who are all these people?

"Hey, Turtle?"

Someone next to me was talking to me. "Yeah?"

"We're going to Gerudo Valley later. Wanna come?"

"Um, sure."

Although I had no idea who 'we' was, it sure would be interesting to visit there. I guess this really is Hyrule, if Gerudo Valley's here.

"So...um...when are we going? And who the hell are you guys, anyway?"

"We're the Hyrule Campers!"

"Um. Right."

They pulled me through a door, and we were suddenly in Gerudo's Fortress.

"Who are you?" A Gerudo yelled at us. "You don't belong here."

We all ran into the Hideout, and hid behind a box.

"Hey! Look! Pills! And there's a note with them!"

I read the note.

"These pills will give you magical powers.-Stephen Spielberg" it said.

Wait a minute. What the hell was Stephen Spielberg doing in Hyrule?! I saw them eating the pills. "OMIGODWHATTHEHELLAREYOUDOING?!"

"Wow. These make you feel good..." They said, as their legs swelled up and grew scales. "Really...good...and..." they all fainted.

"...Are you dead?" I felt their pulses. They were all alive, but I think those pills poisoned them. ...and turned their legs into giant snakes.

I pulled them out one by one.

"...What happened to them?" A Gerudo asked.

"They ate some sort of...Stephen Spielberg pill."

"Stephen Spielberg?! He's been trying to kill us for years! You have to help us find a cure! Many Gerudos have already fully turned into snakes!"

"I'll go to Hyrule Market Town! They might have a cure there!"

"...That's the thing. You've already recieved the Spielberg curse by entering Gerudo Valley. He won't let anyone who comes here leave. You'll die immediately if you do...If I were you, I'd head out to the Spirit Temple. The medicine could be found there. I'll send five of my the strongest Gerudos with you."

"Um. Okay?"

"But you MUST leave before drugging time. Or else you'll become snakes with the rest of us.:

"Um." I said, before leaving off on my...incredible journey. Thing. Oh. I'm at the Spirit Temple. Oh. I just did the whole dungeon and beat the boss. Oh. The boss was Stephen Spielberg.

Spielberg had left a note on the ground. I picked it up and read it.

"The key to ridding us of the poison lies in my remains."

After reading the note, one of those star things from Mario flew out from the ground. I picked it up and brought it back to Gerudo's Fortress. But everyone was already cured. Yay. Now I can get out of this jacked up dream.

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