Gasp! Can it be? Is it she?! Yes! Its another crazy fanfic by the moronic Polar Bear that'll eventually replace all nuclear weapons in Canada with microwaves with tinfoil in them!
Yeah... Sorry it took so long. ^^; I forgot what I was doing (I started this while writing KatP) so it took awhile to remember. ^_~
Disclaimer: I own the plot. And my hatred for Sasuke. Best not to ask why unless you want a list a mile long (if a mile is about 2 pages). All else belongs to someone greater than I!
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Sasuke's Snow Problem: Chapter One: Snow... and Hobo Bob!
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Uchiha Sasuke: the most popular guy in the school, loved by all girls, and out to kill his brother. He's afraid of nothing and is the number one rookie. Nobody could ever beat him!
Until Uzumaki Naruto became his rival.
Although our fabulous Uchiha runt never thought much about Naruto. Who would? Naruto the outcast, the dead last idiot. Oh the list of things Naruto was could go on forever. Yep, Sasuke was pretty lucky. A rival like him, just made Sasuke look better.
Yep, Sasuke defiantly had it all, the looks, the "I'm-a-deep-and-depressing-angst-muffin-guy-whom-every-girl-loves-but-hates-being-loved attitude", and the stupid rival. Sasuke life couldn't get better. Nope, nope, nope.
That is... until the first time he saw it snow.
Now, Sasuke liked this village because snow only happened once every 10 years. 10 years wasn't a long time, but it gave Sasuke time to recuperate. Sometimes it didn't snow for 100 years. But we won't go there. Anyways, so unfortunately for our dear precious Sasuke this year happened to be a year where it snowed. Now the Uchiha-bunny is normally very friendly with the snow-fall. They love to run and be happy little Uchiha-bunnies during the first snow fall.
Although this Uchiha-bunny hates it. I won't go into details quite yet, but it has to do with Itachi, his dad, a bucket and a room full of sheep. Anyways, as I was saying; this Uchiha-bunny got unlucky because it was the year it was to snow.
Now, at this exact moment, Kakashi is running around making a complete and utter fool of himself, running around town trying to be Doctor Seuss. Sasuke should have been waiting with Sakura and Naruto... but he decided to go a few hours later.
But this is completely irrelevant to this story. This story is telling you where Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto were while Kakashi was with TenTen, Kurenai, Asuma, and Neji.... and Gai... Stupid Gai... Oh, and why Sasuke is afraid of snow.
This is his story.
Not that you needed tell or anything... ANYWAYS!
At this very moment Sasuke was just about to get up, deciding it was finally time for the Uchiha-bunny to emerge and make his existence even more known in the world. I would go into detail about how he got dressed, spilt juice in his hair etcetera, etcetera, but that's just lame and takes too much time. Now, where were we? Oh yes, Sasuke walked calmly out his front door, as per usual in the morning. It was bright, sunny, and somewhat cold. A usual day if you will. UNTIL THE PLOT BUNNIES ATTACKED!! THEY WERE HERE! THEY WERE THERE!! THEY WERE EVERYWHERE!!
Oh wait... wrong... um... please ignore that.
"I think... I'll train by myself today, stupid Naruto and Sakura. I don't need them. Plus Sakura's name is too close to mine... suspiciously close..." Sasuke rubbed his chin in thought. It was suspiciously close... Their parents must have planned this! "IT'S A CONSPIRACY!" Sasuke yelled in horror. A couple of villagers stopped to stare at the Uchiha-bunny. Sasuke coughed. "Erm... too much sugar..." he said uncomfortably. The villagers shrugged and continued with their lives. Itachi was just as weird anyways...
"Did you hear?" a random villager said to another as Uchiha-bunny... I mean Sasuke passed them. "They forecasted snow for next week."
"That's stupid," the other villager said. "I heard Tsunade-sama took Kakashi-sama's books! He'll be on a rampage!"
"We'd better lock out children inside," the first villager agreed. Sasuke was now panicking. Snow? Why now? What not after he's dead?! He groaned. Today was not shaping up to be his day. Especially since it seemed that he still had juice is his hair. Oh well, why should he believe the weather man.
"Yeah! When has the weather man been right?" Sasuke asked himself loudly.... very loudly.
"Yeesh kid! Would you shut up?! Some of us are still trying to sleep!" some random hobo on Sasuke front lawn said.
"Oh, sorry Bob," Sasuke said.
"Whatever, stupid ninjas," Bob shook his head. Sasuke continued on his way, slowly getting back into his usual 'I'm an AVENGER' mode. Actually that would make a good bumper sticker... ANYWAYS! Sasuke stuffed snow in the back of his mind... well... the thought of snow, now would you stop making me so literal? I mean seriously—oh, oh, sorry, off topic. Anyways, Sasuke reached his destination of "that training place" and... began to... train... and stuff.
That's when he noticed...
It was getting colder...
"GASP!!" said Sasuke.
"GASP!!" says the reader!
"GASP!!" says Itachi.
"What the...?" says Kisame. 'Course these two are doing something completely unrelated to this story thus causing me to wonder why the hell I just wrote that. BUT NO TIME FOR SCIENCE CLASS!!
"So the weather man was RIGHT?!? Oh how cruel, why me? Why me? Wait!" Sasuke said dramatically. "I'll stop the snow and that way no one knows I'm afraid of snow. Stupid snow... stupid Itachi... stupid room full of sheep... stupid bucket... stupid dad... Oh wait, I take the latter back. Wait... I don't have a latter..." While Sasuke contemplated his predicament, he didn't realize someone was sneaking up on him...
"Hee! He's so cute when he thinks!"
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Oh~~ first cliffy of the new fic. *cackles* Guess who it is! Can't be that hard to guess...
(To tell you all the truth, I have no clue what I'm babbling about myself. I don't even know... I don't think the person knows either)
Eh hehe... just so you know, I have absolutely nothing against Gai. He's one of my favourite characters actually. Ah, and an apology goes to Sasuke OOC-ness ^^;; It just so suits this fic though... I tried not to xD Umm... I think that about sums it all up.
Yeah... Sorry it took so long. ^^; I forgot what I was doing (I started this while writing KatP) so it took awhile to remember. ^_~
Disclaimer: I own the plot. And my hatred for Sasuke. Best not to ask why unless you want a list a mile long (if a mile is about 2 pages). All else belongs to someone greater than I!
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Sasuke's Snow Problem: Chapter One: Snow... and Hobo Bob!
~*~*~
Uchiha Sasuke: the most popular guy in the school, loved by all girls, and out to kill his brother. He's afraid of nothing and is the number one rookie. Nobody could ever beat him!
Until Uzumaki Naruto became his rival.
Although our fabulous Uchiha runt never thought much about Naruto. Who would? Naruto the outcast, the dead last idiot. Oh the list of things Naruto was could go on forever. Yep, Sasuke was pretty lucky. A rival like him, just made Sasuke look better.
Yep, Sasuke defiantly had it all, the looks, the "I'm-a-deep-and-depressing-angst-muffin-guy-whom-every-girl-loves-but-hates-being-loved attitude", and the stupid rival. Sasuke life couldn't get better. Nope, nope, nope.
That is... until the first time he saw it snow.
Now, Sasuke liked this village because snow only happened once every 10 years. 10 years wasn't a long time, but it gave Sasuke time to recuperate. Sometimes it didn't snow for 100 years. But we won't go there. Anyways, so unfortunately for our dear precious Sasuke this year happened to be a year where it snowed. Now the Uchiha-bunny is normally very friendly with the snow-fall. They love to run and be happy little Uchiha-bunnies during the first snow fall.
Although this Uchiha-bunny hates it. I won't go into details quite yet, but it has to do with Itachi, his dad, a bucket and a room full of sheep. Anyways, as I was saying; this Uchiha-bunny got unlucky because it was the year it was to snow.
Now, at this exact moment, Kakashi is running around making a complete and utter fool of himself, running around town trying to be Doctor Seuss. Sasuke should have been waiting with Sakura and Naruto... but he decided to go a few hours later.
But this is completely irrelevant to this story. This story is telling you where Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto were while Kakashi was with TenTen, Kurenai, Asuma, and Neji.... and Gai... Stupid Gai... Oh, and why Sasuke is afraid of snow.
This is his story.
Not that you needed tell or anything... ANYWAYS!
At this very moment Sasuke was just about to get up, deciding it was finally time for the Uchiha-bunny to emerge and make his existence even more known in the world. I would go into detail about how he got dressed, spilt juice in his hair etcetera, etcetera, but that's just lame and takes too much time. Now, where were we? Oh yes, Sasuke walked calmly out his front door, as per usual in the morning. It was bright, sunny, and somewhat cold. A usual day if you will. UNTIL THE PLOT BUNNIES ATTACKED!! THEY WERE HERE! THEY WERE THERE!! THEY WERE EVERYWHERE!!
Oh wait... wrong... um... please ignore that.
"I think... I'll train by myself today, stupid Naruto and Sakura. I don't need them. Plus Sakura's name is too close to mine... suspiciously close..." Sasuke rubbed his chin in thought. It was suspiciously close... Their parents must have planned this! "IT'S A CONSPIRACY!" Sasuke yelled in horror. A couple of villagers stopped to stare at the Uchiha-bunny. Sasuke coughed. "Erm... too much sugar..." he said uncomfortably. The villagers shrugged and continued with their lives. Itachi was just as weird anyways...
"Did you hear?" a random villager said to another as Uchiha-bunny... I mean Sasuke passed them. "They forecasted snow for next week."
"That's stupid," the other villager said. "I heard Tsunade-sama took Kakashi-sama's books! He'll be on a rampage!"
"We'd better lock out children inside," the first villager agreed. Sasuke was now panicking. Snow? Why now? What not after he's dead?! He groaned. Today was not shaping up to be his day. Especially since it seemed that he still had juice is his hair. Oh well, why should he believe the weather man.
"Yeah! When has the weather man been right?" Sasuke asked himself loudly.... very loudly.
"Yeesh kid! Would you shut up?! Some of us are still trying to sleep!" some random hobo on Sasuke front lawn said.
"Oh, sorry Bob," Sasuke said.
"Whatever, stupid ninjas," Bob shook his head. Sasuke continued on his way, slowly getting back into his usual 'I'm an AVENGER' mode. Actually that would make a good bumper sticker... ANYWAYS! Sasuke stuffed snow in the back of his mind... well... the thought of snow, now would you stop making me so literal? I mean seriously—oh, oh, sorry, off topic. Anyways, Sasuke reached his destination of "that training place" and... began to... train... and stuff.
That's when he noticed...
It was getting colder...
"GASP!!" said Sasuke.
"GASP!!" says the reader!
"GASP!!" says Itachi.
"What the...?" says Kisame. 'Course these two are doing something completely unrelated to this story thus causing me to wonder why the hell I just wrote that. BUT NO TIME FOR SCIENCE CLASS!!
"So the weather man was RIGHT?!? Oh how cruel, why me? Why me? Wait!" Sasuke said dramatically. "I'll stop the snow and that way no one knows I'm afraid of snow. Stupid snow... stupid Itachi... stupid room full of sheep... stupid bucket... stupid dad... Oh wait, I take the latter back. Wait... I don't have a latter..." While Sasuke contemplated his predicament, he didn't realize someone was sneaking up on him...
"Hee! He's so cute when he thinks!"
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Oh~~ first cliffy of the new fic. *cackles* Guess who it is! Can't be that hard to guess...
(To tell you all the truth, I have no clue what I'm babbling about myself. I don't even know... I don't think the person knows either)
Eh hehe... just so you know, I have absolutely nothing against Gai. He's one of my favourite characters actually. Ah, and an apology goes to Sasuke OOC-ness ^^;; It just so suits this fic though... I tried not to xD Umm... I think that about sums it all up.