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Chapter Two: Ino and the fire department.
Sasuke turned in a dramatic way and gasped dramatically.
"GASP!! I, Uchiha Sasuke of the dead and now unimportant Uchiha clan that I'm resurrecting anyways, am hearing things!" Sasuke said in one quick breath.
"HOLY CRAP!! I MADE HIM THINK HE'S CRAZY!!!" screamed the person! This person also happened to be... some random village girl who wasn't even a ninja!
"Oh, its just you random village girl who's not even a ninja," Sasuke pointed out mostly to himself. She slapped her hands onto her face in a very Lee-like fashion.
"I've been spotted! Oh dear!" she shrieked, also in a Lee-like fashion. "And it's Rvgwnan!! And don't you forget it!" with that she ran off.
"God, I forgot how stupid Rvgwnan was," Sasuke shook his head unhappily and continued... whatever it was he was doing before... Oh yeah, contemplating his predicament! While he was doing so, Sakura wandered into the clearing.
"Hey Sasuke-kun! Can I kill you?" she asked sweetly.
"Nan--? Oh, its just you Ino," Sasuke waved his hand. Ino dropped her genjutsu and snapped her fingers unhappily.
"Oh snap! I can't believe my bad luck!" Ino sobbed. Then she got over herself (by tripping and somersaulting to Sasuke feet) and stared up at Sasuke. "Whatchya thinking about?!" she asked like a 5-year-old brat... or a 7-year-old Sasuke asking his brother to train him... curses him...
"I'm thinking about how I'm going to get it to stop snowing," Sasuke had a sudden case of mouth diarrhea.
"Oh, why is that?" Ino asked, still like a child. Wouldn't that be an adorable scene?
"Because after an unfortunate accident involving a bucket, my dad, my evil older brother, and a room full of sheep, I became afraid of snow," Sasuke babbled, not paying attention that he was about to start an hour long rant much like Neji's about the unfairness of his life.
"SERIOUS?!" Ino cried.
"About what?" Sasuke said, totally bewildered.
"About being afraid of snow... and having an evil older brother," Ino added as an after thought.
"Yes and yes," Sasuke said. Doesn't this boy stop to think? And he used to be such a nice boy...
"Is your older brother hotter than you?" Ino asked, with sparkles much like Tomoyo's from CCS. The image of insanity...
"I wouldn't know!" Sasuke just as well shouted. "I'm not incestuous!!"
"I never said you were," Ino blinked.
"You implied it!"
"No, you implied it! I just asked if he was hot!"
"But I--! URG!! This is why I hate you," Sasuke pouted.
"AWW!! No pouting! Turn that frown upside down!" and so Ino made him... by poking her fingers into the sides of his mouth and pushing them up. Sasuke died... on the spot.
"Anyways, how shall we stop the snow?" Ino asked going into a thinking pose.
"We?" Sasuke asked, as though he hadn't just died on the spot.
"Yeah, we!" Ino grinned cheekily. "I'll help you!" Sasuke went into his own thinking pose.
"Ano... I could use some help," Sasuke said in a very un-Sasuke-like fashion.
"Honto?!" Ino looked hopeful.
"No," Sasuke said regaining his composure. Then he pushed Ino over. "Fine."
"YAY!!" Ino cheered, jumping up again. "So, Aibou, where do we start?!"
"I dunno... I'm just here to look cool," Sasuke blinked. Ino fell over.
"Yeesh... what do you have so far?!"
"Fire extinguisher," Sasuke said.
"Hey, it might work..." Ino shrugged. "TO THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!" They both pointed in a random direction... both pointing opposite ways.
"Wait a sec..." Sasuke said, staring at Ino. "KONOHA HAS A FIRE DEPARTMENT?!"
"Well... no... But now there is!" Ino threw back her head and laughed ditzily. Sasuke fell off his rock.
"Oh well, at least there's one now," Sasuke grinned like a moron... LIKE NARUTO!! LIKE KENSHIN ON CRACK!!! . . . but that's another story...
Seriously, it's another story!! Ah, and if you're worried about Rvgwnan, don't. She'll be fine, and won't be back again. Sorry about the lack of updating... ;; I was working on my other story... and I hit a writers block... I think I'm losing my touch on this story. So if after I finish it, it's completely horrible, I have another story planned >P Because I know we all love Zabuza and Haku! (: So yeah... I'll update sooner... promise y'all that
Gatogirl1- ;; Best not to wonder about the bunny thing, I just enjoy calling people animals... Mua haha, personally I think Melodramtic!Sasuke is pretty stupid oo there will be more of that though...
-taru- Thanks!
Pyro Dragon 117- >D It was my plan to let you're imaginations discover how this happened on your own. The incident that happened but never shown. Oo;; I'm messed in the head >.>
Yami saru chan- Thanks for the review!
Disclaimer: D: Must I say it again?!
Chapter Two: Ino and the fire department.
Sasuke turned in a dramatic way and gasped dramatically.
"GASP!! I, Uchiha Sasuke of the dead and now unimportant Uchiha clan that I'm resurrecting anyways, am hearing things!" Sasuke said in one quick breath.
"HOLY CRAP!! I MADE HIM THINK HE'S CRAZY!!!" screamed the person! This person also happened to be... some random village girl who wasn't even a ninja!
"Oh, its just you random village girl who's not even a ninja," Sasuke pointed out mostly to himself. She slapped her hands onto her face in a very Lee-like fashion.
"I've been spotted! Oh dear!" she shrieked, also in a Lee-like fashion. "And it's Rvgwnan!! And don't you forget it!" with that she ran off.
"God, I forgot how stupid Rvgwnan was," Sasuke shook his head unhappily and continued... whatever it was he was doing before... Oh yeah, contemplating his predicament! While he was doing so, Sakura wandered into the clearing.
"Hey Sasuke-kun! Can I kill you?" she asked sweetly.
"Nan--? Oh, its just you Ino," Sasuke waved his hand. Ino dropped her genjutsu and snapped her fingers unhappily.
"Oh snap! I can't believe my bad luck!" Ino sobbed. Then she got over herself (by tripping and somersaulting to Sasuke feet) and stared up at Sasuke. "Whatchya thinking about?!" she asked like a 5-year-old brat... or a 7-year-old Sasuke asking his brother to train him... curses him...
"I'm thinking about how I'm going to get it to stop snowing," Sasuke had a sudden case of mouth diarrhea.
"Oh, why is that?" Ino asked, still like a child. Wouldn't that be an adorable scene?
"Because after an unfortunate accident involving a bucket, my dad, my evil older brother, and a room full of sheep, I became afraid of snow," Sasuke babbled, not paying attention that he was about to start an hour long rant much like Neji's about the unfairness of his life.
"SERIOUS?!" Ino cried.
"About what?" Sasuke said, totally bewildered.
"About being afraid of snow... and having an evil older brother," Ino added as an after thought.
"Yes and yes," Sasuke said. Doesn't this boy stop to think? And he used to be such a nice boy...
"Is your older brother hotter than you?" Ino asked, with sparkles much like Tomoyo's from CCS. The image of insanity...
"I wouldn't know!" Sasuke just as well shouted. "I'm not incestuous!!"
"I never said you were," Ino blinked.
"You implied it!"
"No, you implied it! I just asked if he was hot!"
"But I--! URG!! This is why I hate you," Sasuke pouted.
"AWW!! No pouting! Turn that frown upside down!" and so Ino made him... by poking her fingers into the sides of his mouth and pushing them up. Sasuke died... on the spot.
"Anyways, how shall we stop the snow?" Ino asked going into a thinking pose.
"We?" Sasuke asked, as though he hadn't just died on the spot.
"Yeah, we!" Ino grinned cheekily. "I'll help you!" Sasuke went into his own thinking pose.
"Ano... I could use some help," Sasuke said in a very un-Sasuke-like fashion.
"Honto?!" Ino looked hopeful.
"No," Sasuke said regaining his composure. Then he pushed Ino over. "Fine."
"YAY!!" Ino cheered, jumping up again. "So, Aibou, where do we start?!"
"I dunno... I'm just here to look cool," Sasuke blinked. Ino fell over.
"Yeesh... what do you have so far?!"
"Fire extinguisher," Sasuke said.
"Hey, it might work..." Ino shrugged. "TO THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!" They both pointed in a random direction... both pointing opposite ways.
"Wait a sec..." Sasuke said, staring at Ino. "KONOHA HAS A FIRE DEPARTMENT?!"
"Well... no... But now there is!" Ino threw back her head and laughed ditzily. Sasuke fell off his rock.
"Oh well, at least there's one now," Sasuke grinned like a moron... LIKE NARUTO!! LIKE KENSHIN ON CRACK!!! . . . but that's another story...
Seriously, it's another story!! Ah, and if you're worried about Rvgwnan, don't. She'll be fine, and won't be back again. Sorry about the lack of updating... ;; I was working on my other story... and I hit a writers block... I think I'm losing my touch on this story. So if after I finish it, it's completely horrible, I have another story planned >P Because I know we all love Zabuza and Haku! (: So yeah... I'll update sooner... promise y'all that
Gatogirl1- ;; Best not to wonder about the bunny thing, I just enjoy calling people animals... Mua haha, personally I think Melodramtic!Sasuke is pretty stupid oo there will be more of that though...
-taru- Thanks!
Pyro Dragon 117- >D It was my plan to let you're imaginations discover how this happened on your own. The incident that happened but never shown. Oo;; I'm messed in the head >.>
Yami saru chan- Thanks for the review!