DUN DUN DUN!!! The exciting next chapter!!
Not really no.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. I just enjoy making them look stupid.
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SSP: Ino's Clock Problem
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Ino and Sasuke arrived at Ichiruka ramen.
"This is the Fire Department?" Sasuke glared at Ino evilly. Ino sniffled dramatically.
"Well no, the ninja's are the fire department," Ino sniffled again. This of course was very fake and nobody is quite sure why's she's sniffling.
"Ino, why are you sniffling?" Sasuke asked.
"Elementary my dear aibou! Because I'm allergic to ants!" Ino stated happily. Sasuke grinned like a complete fool again.
"Oh! That's cool!" Sasuke said.
"Can we have cheese before we try and stop the snow?" Ino asked. Sasuke gave a compulsive twitch. "Etto? Ano... Nan desu ka...?" Ino blinked like a five year old wondering why the sky is blue.
"At the mere mention of the C word, I twitch compulsively," Sasuke told her.
"Why's that?"
"Because I'm deathly allergic to it! We found that out when my evil older brother stuffed some up my nose," Sasuke explained.
"Oh... well... how are you alive then?" Sakura asked... even though... she wasn't there...
"Oh simple, I... well... I... He... umm... doctors... OH SHUT UP!!! IT'S MY LOGIC AND IT BLOODY WELL WORKS!!" Sasuke pouted like a moron. Can you tell he does a lot of things like a moron?
"Sasuke-kun, it's you're logic! Why wouldn't it work?! You're the great Sasuke-kun!" Ino said exasperatedly. This cheered Sasuke instantly. Then he realized how stupid he's been. Poor diluted Uchiha-bunny!
"You're right Ino," Sasuke said, in his usual cold-hearted voice.
"That's my angst-muffin! Alright, so what were we doing?" Ino asked. Sasuke blinked and a frown graced his face.
"We were..." Ino nodded eagerly. "I have no clue!" Sasuke admitted. Ino face faulted and groaned.
"CRAP!! What time is it?!" Ino shrieked.
"I wish I knew," Kakashi sighed, causing Ino and Sasuke to jump 10 feet out of their skin... quite literally. "Ewww..." Kakashi pulled a Calvin face and helped the two back into their skins, trying not to puke too much... After all, he had just watched Asuma do the same thing with his eyes... After the two got back into their skin, they bombarded him with questions.
"Where'd you come from?!"
"Do you have a watch?!"
"Why is the sky blue?!"
"Why do you have a scar on your eye!?"
"AH!! TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!" Kakashi cried and ran off. Ino sniffled dramatically and did that whole dramatic thing... you know with the spot light and the turning and the background? Yeah, that.
"Oh dear! What shall I do!? I promised my mother I'd be home at 2! But how shall I know the time if not one has a watch? How ever shall I live? How ever shall I get home?" Ino sighed.
"You need a watch to do all that?" Sasuke asked stupidly. Ino winked and shook her finger at him.
"Nah ah, can't tell you all my secrets," Ino turned to watch some dude lift her background and walk off. "Thanks for the help boys! I really appreciate it!"
"No problem Ino-chan!" the random dudes I threw in said.
"Nah ha! Okay, I gotta go now Sasuke-kun! So talk to ya later and all that stuff, ja ne!!" Ino waved and ran off, leaving our poor defenseless Uchiha-bunny to wonder how to stop the snow... or how to find a fire extinguisher... whichever came to him first.
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Erm... :S there you go people! I wrote another chapter. Although it's a load of nothing n.n! Ano, and sorry about the Kakashi bit. I can't have a humor fic without Kakashi!!
DANA- xD I can't believe you actually read it! Lol! I will keep up my ways! See you in school I should suppose!!
Chinafuu- I wrote more! Oo Sorry about the big let down of the fire department. TT-TT Oh silly me could think of nothing! Now how shall our Uchiha-bunny get a fire extinguisher?!
Ktisune- Fox= grunt, grunt, but you don't learn that until high school. giggles I have to agree with you! He is a crazy-angst-hole in the head-face. Neh, don't worry, I'll keep writing till my fingers turn neon orange TTTT
AyumuOsakaKasuga- ;; Thankies!! Dude, I don't think even I wanna know! O.o
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