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Chapter 4: Sasuke's Being an Idiot Senses!
Our Uchiha runt finally thought up a plan—he would steal some of Sakura's pantyhose and wears them over his head, then he'd go rob the ninja administrative building of their fire extinguishers and BLOW THE SNOW AWAY!! I'm afraid to sound cliché but, it was so crazy but it might just work!
It just so happened the pink haired wonder was walking down the street.
In the exact direction Sasuke was going...
... Except behind the trees.
"Sakura..." Sasuke turned to see the pinked haired girl popping out of the tree... upside down. No wonder she was good at that tree climbing thing! "What are you doing?"
"ANYTHING BUT NOT STALKING YOU!!" Sakura flailed, forgetting about charka and stuff and fell... ouch.
"Ouch," Sasuke said. Urg, such a copycat... anyways! "Oh Sakura!" Sasuke clung to Sakura's arm in a strangely dramatic way. Sakura raised her eyebrow at him.
"Sasuke-kun... did Naruto bang you on the head again?" Sakura asked slowly.
"HA! As if that dobe could! Heh-heh... such a stupid moron he is... heh-heh I'll eat his children one day..." Sasuke giggled quietly.
"Oh... you must have run into Hobo Bob then," Sakura commented.
"NO!! It's even WORSE!"
And somewhere near Sasuke's house, Bob sneezed.
"THE SNOW IS COMING!! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!! THE SNOW IS COMING!!"
"Dude, whatever you're smoking, give me some!" Sakura said.
"I dunno... this stuff can be really strong..." Sasuke commented.
"Aww..." Sakura pouted. "Anyways, what did you want Sasuke?"
"I was about to ask you to marry me," Sasuke said sarcastically. Some random girls popped out of no where (A.K.A his fan club) and gasped dramatically. "Dude, I was BEING sarcastic!" Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"OH!" The fan club said and went back to their hiding places.
"Aww," says a saddened Sakura.
"What is Kuro smoking?" asks your larynx.
Sasuke rolled his eyes again and slung his arm around Sakura's shoulders. "I have a little... proposition for you Sakura."
"So basically what you're telling me is that your not only allergic to cheese... but your also snow-a-phobic?" Sakura asked as she went through her sock drawer.
"That would be correct," Sasuke nodded sitting on her bed. He was swinging his legs like he was seven.
"And how did that happen?" Sakura asked accidentally chucking a sock at Sasuke forehead. "Whoops... sorry 'bout that."
"Well, it all had to do with a room full of sheep, a bucket, and my dad and...." Sasuke rubbed his forehead. "Itachi..."
"Oh, you mean your evil older brother who's hot just like you?" Sakura asked.
"Uh... sure... if you want to look at it that way," Sasuke shrugged.
"So... you want a pair of pantyhose to wear over your head to look like a robber so no one can see you're face.... so you can steal fire extinguishers to blow the snow away with?" Sakura asked.
"That's the plan," Sasuke chirped happily.
"That's one of the craziest things I've ever heard," Sakura stated. "But it just might work! Plus you'll look like an idiot."
Just down the street, Naruto's 'Sasuke Being an Idiot' Senses tingled.
"SASUKE'S ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING STUPID!!" Naruto paused and looked down the street. "HE'S AT SAKURA'S HOUSE!! CHARGE!!!!" Naruto proceeded to... "Charge"... fingers up beside his head like bull horns... the whole spiel.
"What was that momma?" some random child asked.
"We don't want to know," the child's mother stated... and pulled the child inside for fear of Gai eating it. Oh dear.
Sakura and Sasuke peeked out of Sakura's window as they heard a strange strangled scream that sounded a lot like Naruto screaming 'charge' and running down the street towards Sakura's house to laugh at Sasuke for being an idiot!
"Wow, that just sounded like Naruto running down the street towards my house screaming in a strange strangled scream that sounds like 'charge' to come and laugh at you because you're about to do something stupid, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura commented.
"Nah, its probably just Gaara killing someone," Sasuke told her.
"Ah, that's true. Or making them do the hokey pokey," Sakura stated.
"Or it is actually Naruto running down the street screaming in a strange strangled cry 'charge' towards your house to come and laugh at Sasuke for being an idiot," Naruto said from the window.
"Could be..." Sakura and Sasuke said. Suddenly they twirled around to face Naruto in a very dramatic way. "Naruto?!"
I think the best part is I that I can imagine Naruto charging down the street like that to the Batman theme. Oo Nobody said I was sane.
Kitsune- tosses you a cookie O: You're CONCERNED ABOUT MOI?! I feel so loved!! TT-TT I'll keep writing if you for you! Ah, don't worry, they only turn purple from lack of blood wouldn't wanna attract more pigeons... or worse... ANTS!! shudder OO You mean some people don't answer questions? O: OMGGB! Sue!
carrot stix- Dude! Go cheese high fives Lol, I'm glad to see you enjoy the story
YoungSasuke- Ah!! X YOU! YOU WRITE FUNNY THINGS!! It's true that purple monkey's can't type without coconuts—but blue banana's can't write without kumquats! Ah, don't worry, you didn't kill him. He'll wake up soon!
tenshinoreika999- I'm an off-topic kinda gal ;; Lol, Ino wasn't supposed to be in it originally. Actually, the original story was that Sasuke was by himself and went to visit Tsunade and was frightened by her because she threatened to eat his children, then he was attacked by an ice cube and thought it was going to snow. He was worried the snow would kill him so he went on a quest to stop the snow. That was before I forgot it and began typing this. Also, the girl stalking him in the beginning was supposed to be Sakura, and that's how the two join together to stop the snow. But as you can see the plot changed dramatically, and now you all will NEVER EVER know how Sasuke became afraid of snow!
That about wraps it up until next time... which won't be for awhile. Sorry guys... stuff is happening.
And I don't mean to keep picking on Gai... I just do Oo;
Chapter 4: Sasuke's Being an Idiot Senses!
Our Uchiha runt finally thought up a plan—he would steal some of Sakura's pantyhose and wears them over his head, then he'd go rob the ninja administrative building of their fire extinguishers and BLOW THE SNOW AWAY!! I'm afraid to sound cliché but, it was so crazy but it might just work!
It just so happened the pink haired wonder was walking down the street.
In the exact direction Sasuke was going...
... Except behind the trees.
"Sakura..." Sasuke turned to see the pinked haired girl popping out of the tree... upside down. No wonder she was good at that tree climbing thing! "What are you doing?"
"ANYTHING BUT NOT STALKING YOU!!" Sakura flailed, forgetting about charka and stuff and fell... ouch.
"Ouch," Sasuke said. Urg, such a copycat... anyways! "Oh Sakura!" Sasuke clung to Sakura's arm in a strangely dramatic way. Sakura raised her eyebrow at him.
"Sasuke-kun... did Naruto bang you on the head again?" Sakura asked slowly.
"HA! As if that dobe could! Heh-heh... such a stupid moron he is... heh-heh I'll eat his children one day..." Sasuke giggled quietly.
"Oh... you must have run into Hobo Bob then," Sakura commented.
"NO!! It's even WORSE!"
And somewhere near Sasuke's house, Bob sneezed.
"THE SNOW IS COMING!! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!! THE SNOW IS COMING!!"
"Dude, whatever you're smoking, give me some!" Sakura said.
"I dunno... this stuff can be really strong..." Sasuke commented.
"Aww..." Sakura pouted. "Anyways, what did you want Sasuke?"
"I was about to ask you to marry me," Sasuke said sarcastically. Some random girls popped out of no where (A.K.A his fan club) and gasped dramatically. "Dude, I was BEING sarcastic!" Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"OH!" The fan club said and went back to their hiding places.
"Aww," says a saddened Sakura.
"What is Kuro smoking?" asks your larynx.
Sasuke rolled his eyes again and slung his arm around Sakura's shoulders. "I have a little... proposition for you Sakura."
"So basically what you're telling me is that your not only allergic to cheese... but your also snow-a-phobic?" Sakura asked as she went through her sock drawer.
"That would be correct," Sasuke nodded sitting on her bed. He was swinging his legs like he was seven.
"And how did that happen?" Sakura asked accidentally chucking a sock at Sasuke forehead. "Whoops... sorry 'bout that."
"Well, it all had to do with a room full of sheep, a bucket, and my dad and...." Sasuke rubbed his forehead. "Itachi..."
"Oh, you mean your evil older brother who's hot just like you?" Sakura asked.
"Uh... sure... if you want to look at it that way," Sasuke shrugged.
"So... you want a pair of pantyhose to wear over your head to look like a robber so no one can see you're face.... so you can steal fire extinguishers to blow the snow away with?" Sakura asked.
"That's the plan," Sasuke chirped happily.
"That's one of the craziest things I've ever heard," Sakura stated. "But it just might work! Plus you'll look like an idiot."
Just down the street, Naruto's 'Sasuke Being an Idiot' Senses tingled.
"SASUKE'S ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING STUPID!!" Naruto paused and looked down the street. "HE'S AT SAKURA'S HOUSE!! CHARGE!!!!" Naruto proceeded to... "Charge"... fingers up beside his head like bull horns... the whole spiel.
"What was that momma?" some random child asked.
"We don't want to know," the child's mother stated... and pulled the child inside for fear of Gai eating it. Oh dear.
Sakura and Sasuke peeked out of Sakura's window as they heard a strange strangled scream that sounded a lot like Naruto screaming 'charge' and running down the street towards Sakura's house to laugh at Sasuke for being an idiot!
"Wow, that just sounded like Naruto running down the street towards my house screaming in a strange strangled scream that sounds like 'charge' to come and laugh at you because you're about to do something stupid, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura commented.
"Nah, its probably just Gaara killing someone," Sasuke told her.
"Ah, that's true. Or making them do the hokey pokey," Sakura stated.
"Or it is actually Naruto running down the street screaming in a strange strangled cry 'charge' towards your house to come and laugh at Sasuke for being an idiot," Naruto said from the window.
"Could be..." Sakura and Sasuke said. Suddenly they twirled around to face Naruto in a very dramatic way. "Naruto?!"
I think the best part is I that I can imagine Naruto charging down the street like that to the Batman theme. Oo Nobody said I was sane.
Kitsune- tosses you a cookie O: You're CONCERNED ABOUT MOI?! I feel so loved!! TT-TT I'll keep writing if you for you! Ah, don't worry, they only turn purple from lack of blood wouldn't wanna attract more pigeons... or worse... ANTS!! shudder OO You mean some people don't answer questions? O: OMGGB! Sue!
carrot stix- Dude! Go cheese high fives Lol, I'm glad to see you enjoy the story
YoungSasuke- Ah!! X YOU! YOU WRITE FUNNY THINGS!! It's true that purple monkey's can't type without coconuts—but blue banana's can't write without kumquats! Ah, don't worry, you didn't kill him. He'll wake up soon!
tenshinoreika999- I'm an off-topic kinda gal ;; Lol, Ino wasn't supposed to be in it originally. Actually, the original story was that Sasuke was by himself and went to visit Tsunade and was frightened by her because she threatened to eat his children, then he was attacked by an ice cube and thought it was going to snow. He was worried the snow would kill him so he went on a quest to stop the snow. That was before I forgot it and began typing this. Also, the girl stalking him in the beginning was supposed to be Sakura, and that's how the two join together to stop the snow. But as you can see the plot changed dramatically, and now you all will NEVER EVER know how Sasuke became afraid of snow!
That about wraps it up until next time... which won't be for awhile. Sorry guys... stuff is happening.
And I don't mean to keep picking on Gai... I just do Oo;