O: Oh me oh my!! It's the next chapter, here's a pie!!
Oo;; erm... yeah... you know the disclaimer.
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Chapter 5: The Ninja Administrative Building
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"That would be my name my dear teammates," Naruto said lazily.
"What are you doing here?" Sasuke demanded. Sakura sighed. Oh dear...
"I'm here to watch you be an idiot," Naruto retorted.
"Oh yeah, like I would be doing anything idiotic. It's SOOO you're job!" Sasuke glared at the blond evilly in an evil Orochimaru way.
"You do stupid things all the time! Like the time you ate so much at Tazuna's you THREW UP and STILL ate more!" Naruto pointed at the raven haired boy. "Ha! What about that HUH?!"
"... You did it too," Sakura pointed out meekly. "Besides," she began before he could say more, "Sasuke needs to find a fire extinguisher so he can... extinguish snow..."
"... That's stupid," Naruto stated bluntly. Sakura sweat dropped, but Sasuke on the other hand.
"WHY SIR!! I have NEVER been more INSULTED IN MY LIFE!!" Sasuke stalked up to Naruto and pulled a black glove out of his pocket and...
Slapped Naruto across the face.
"I challenge you to a duel! ... After I get rid of the snow!" Sasuke added almost as an after thought.
"Why?" Naruto asked uneasily. When Sasuke got a stupid idea, he got really down and well... stupid.
"Because it's a long story," Sasuke snorted. Hehehe... Sasuke snorted...
"Well, we're listening," Naruto said. Sasuke suddenly got this really superior look and well... truth be told... I think he's having mental problems today.
"Okay, I'll tell you but you have to help me get a fire extinguisher after," Sasuke stated loosely. "Well, it all started one spring morning...."
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"You know Sasuke-kun," Sakura began as they walked down the street towards the Ninja Administrative building, "that's a pretty... weird reason to be afraid of snow."
"I can't help it! I thought the lake had defrosted! After all, my brother was practicing Katon there...." Sasuke glared at the pink haired girl.
"... I think that whole story made no sense. Why would you be afraid of snow because of sheep and a bucket?" Naruto asked.
"... Just shut up! WHY DO YOU ALL MOCK ME?!" Sasuke sobbed into his sleeve. If by his sleeve I mean Sakura's shoulder. Sakura patted him awkwardly on his back.
"Erm... its okay Sasuke-kun, we still love you?" Sakura offered awkwardly. Sasuke stood up straight.
"... Can we forget that happened?" Sasuke asked. Naruto and Sakura shrugged. "Good. Let's keep going." Sasuke marched in front of the two with Sakura's pantyhose in hand.
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The doors to the Ninja Administrative building slammed open with a loud slam-y sound. In walked an shadowed figure with pantyhose on his head.
"ALRIGHT!! GIVE ME YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHERS AND NOBODY GETS HURT!" the figure yelled. Nobody in the building noticed. The figure twitched slightly. "Don't any of you care?!" he whined uncharacteristically.
"To tell you the truth Sasuke-chan," Anko replied from behind the desk. She was shuffling some papers while a Jounin stood in front of her looking bored. "You pose no threat to us. If you want some fire extinguishers, you can have them. We don't use 'em anyways."
"How'd you know it was me?!" Sasuke gasped. Kurenai, who was standing beside the bored looking Jounin gave Sasuke a look that plainly said 'the hell are you smoking and why can't I have any?'
"Oh I don't know Uchiha-san," Kurenai snapped sarcastically. "Maybe it's because PANTYHOSE ARE SEE-THROUGH!?!" Sasuke hid behind Sakura, who had just arrived.
"Sasuke-kun, just pretend its women's intuition and move on," Sakura sighed. Sasuke glared at the red-eyed women in front of Sakura.
"Is she the devil?!" Sasuke asked in an urgent whisper that was really loud.
"I like to think so," Kiba muttered from his seat on the floor beside Kurenai.
"Where do these people keep coming from?" Naruto asked.
"We could ask the same of you," Sakura twitched. This, is going to be a long day, Sakura thought as she grabbed a fire extinguisher and ushered Sasuke and Naruto out of the building.
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I'm going to write children's book when I'm older...
Anyways, moving on! I would have had more to this chapter... like them actually using the fire extinguisher this chapter... but I was having trouble writing it, plus I have the rest of the next chapter written anyways and they're connected... So yeah, I figured "I'll just end it here... nobody will notice...."
Kitsune- I ALMOST let you know how it happened! Almost! Ah hahaha, you know I'm evil. I'll keep running from those rabid monkeys if you do.
Carrot stix- Lol, thanks! Cheese is the best of the best. It's the roxorz!!
Blitz-Kun- OO NOT plot bunnies of extra sugary crack doom!! GASP! I'll update!! I swear!!
Kashisenshey- o.o You worry me slightly... Oh well. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you crazy... Mm... Gaara... oO
BigFatBirdWithNoLegs- D00d! Seriously?! That picture rocks my socks!! And please don't die... yet... anyways, you know that I know that you know that I know that I want your Zoro poster. :3 Oh yeah baby, Zoro-sempai is cool. Lol, anyways thank you! O.o I have no life, so I'm pretty random in general... which comes out in these fics. >.<
Oo;; erm... yeah... you know the disclaimer.
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Chapter 5: The Ninja Administrative Building
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"That would be my name my dear teammates," Naruto said lazily.
"What are you doing here?" Sasuke demanded. Sakura sighed. Oh dear...
"I'm here to watch you be an idiot," Naruto retorted.
"Oh yeah, like I would be doing anything idiotic. It's SOOO you're job!" Sasuke glared at the blond evilly in an evil Orochimaru way.
"You do stupid things all the time! Like the time you ate so much at Tazuna's you THREW UP and STILL ate more!" Naruto pointed at the raven haired boy. "Ha! What about that HUH?!"
"... You did it too," Sakura pointed out meekly. "Besides," she began before he could say more, "Sasuke needs to find a fire extinguisher so he can... extinguish snow..."
"... That's stupid," Naruto stated bluntly. Sakura sweat dropped, but Sasuke on the other hand.
"WHY SIR!! I have NEVER been more INSULTED IN MY LIFE!!" Sasuke stalked up to Naruto and pulled a black glove out of his pocket and...
Slapped Naruto across the face.
"I challenge you to a duel! ... After I get rid of the snow!" Sasuke added almost as an after thought.
"Why?" Naruto asked uneasily. When Sasuke got a stupid idea, he got really down and well... stupid.
"Because it's a long story," Sasuke snorted. Hehehe... Sasuke snorted...
"Well, we're listening," Naruto said. Sasuke suddenly got this really superior look and well... truth be told... I think he's having mental problems today.
"Okay, I'll tell you but you have to help me get a fire extinguisher after," Sasuke stated loosely. "Well, it all started one spring morning...."
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"You know Sasuke-kun," Sakura began as they walked down the street towards the Ninja Administrative building, "that's a pretty... weird reason to be afraid of snow."
"I can't help it! I thought the lake had defrosted! After all, my brother was practicing Katon there...." Sasuke glared at the pink haired girl.
"... I think that whole story made no sense. Why would you be afraid of snow because of sheep and a bucket?" Naruto asked.
"... Just shut up! WHY DO YOU ALL MOCK ME?!" Sasuke sobbed into his sleeve. If by his sleeve I mean Sakura's shoulder. Sakura patted him awkwardly on his back.
"Erm... its okay Sasuke-kun, we still love you?" Sakura offered awkwardly. Sasuke stood up straight.
"... Can we forget that happened?" Sasuke asked. Naruto and Sakura shrugged. "Good. Let's keep going." Sasuke marched in front of the two with Sakura's pantyhose in hand.
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The doors to the Ninja Administrative building slammed open with a loud slam-y sound. In walked an shadowed figure with pantyhose on his head.
"ALRIGHT!! GIVE ME YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHERS AND NOBODY GETS HURT!" the figure yelled. Nobody in the building noticed. The figure twitched slightly. "Don't any of you care?!" he whined uncharacteristically.
"To tell you the truth Sasuke-chan," Anko replied from behind the desk. She was shuffling some papers while a Jounin stood in front of her looking bored. "You pose no threat to us. If you want some fire extinguishers, you can have them. We don't use 'em anyways."
"How'd you know it was me?!" Sasuke gasped. Kurenai, who was standing beside the bored looking Jounin gave Sasuke a look that plainly said 'the hell are you smoking and why can't I have any?'
"Oh I don't know Uchiha-san," Kurenai snapped sarcastically. "Maybe it's because PANTYHOSE ARE SEE-THROUGH!?!" Sasuke hid behind Sakura, who had just arrived.
"Sasuke-kun, just pretend its women's intuition and move on," Sakura sighed. Sasuke glared at the red-eyed women in front of Sakura.
"Is she the devil?!" Sasuke asked in an urgent whisper that was really loud.
"I like to think so," Kiba muttered from his seat on the floor beside Kurenai.
"Where do these people keep coming from?" Naruto asked.
"We could ask the same of you," Sakura twitched. This, is going to be a long day, Sakura thought as she grabbed a fire extinguisher and ushered Sasuke and Naruto out of the building.
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I'm going to write children's book when I'm older...
Anyways, moving on! I would have had more to this chapter... like them actually using the fire extinguisher this chapter... but I was having trouble writing it, plus I have the rest of the next chapter written anyways and they're connected... So yeah, I figured "I'll just end it here... nobody will notice...."
Kitsune- I ALMOST let you know how it happened! Almost! Ah hahaha, you know I'm evil. I'll keep running from those rabid monkeys if you do.
Carrot stix- Lol, thanks! Cheese is the best of the best. It's the roxorz!!
Blitz-Kun- OO NOT plot bunnies of extra sugary crack doom!! GASP! I'll update!! I swear!!
Kashisenshey- o.o You worry me slightly... Oh well. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you crazy... Mm... Gaara... oO
BigFatBirdWithNoLegs- D00d! Seriously?! That picture rocks my socks!! And please don't die... yet... anyways, you know that I know that you know that I know that I want your Zoro poster. :3 Oh yeah baby, Zoro-sempai is cool. Lol, anyways thank you! O.o I have no life, so I'm pretty random in general... which comes out in these fics. >.<