Long time no see!!
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the insanity that follows this. However, if I did own any of the characters, I would be quite frightened seeing as I am a girl and not a (age here) year old man. Thank you.
----
Chapter 6: Of Cameos and Uchiha-bunny death glares.
---
"So... now what?" Naruto asked Sasuke, placing his hands behind his head.
"Obviously we need to go to the highest point and blast the sky with the fire extinguisher!" Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Only an idiot wouldn't know that!"
"... Right, sure Sasuke," Naruto said, humoring the delusional boy. Well, there's a first. So the three began their great journey to the highest point in Konoha: Hokage monument. It was a great battle, them against nature, nature against them. But in the end they... were the winners.
"Wow, it's great to be a ninja and you can just jump up large rocks... Like Hokage monument!" Sakura said brightly. Don't say anything...
"... Okay, we're here... what are we going to do?" Naruto yawned, he was not easily amused by this. Not even Shikamaru would—oh wait, forget I started that simile. Please forgive me...
"Must I explain everything?" Sasuke demanded dramatically. Dude, he is so a preteen drama queen!
"No," Sakura and Naruto chorused. Sasuke glared his Uchiha-Bunny Death Glare of DOOM ™
"Ah... of course you do Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said quickly.
"Why'd you change your answer?" Naruto peered at Sakura curiously. Sakura elbowed him.
"Sasuke glaring at you with that glare never means a good thing. Such as being rejected for the 3476593rd time," Sakura explained in a hushed whisper. Which is actually redundant, but whatever.
"... and I care because...?" Naruto moved his hand tell her to go on. Sakura whapped Naruto on the head.
"Don't be stupid!" she crossed her arms indignantly.
"Would you two shut up and help me with this?!" Sasuke whined pathetically. Naruto and Sakura turned to see Sasuke with the fire extinguisher pointed at the sky. He was holding down the button, and it technically should have been working.
But it wasn't.
"WHY ISN'T IT WORKING!?!" Sasuke sobbed.
"Ah, it's because of this weasel!" Sakura said. Wow, is she smart? She plucked a mini weasel from the hole in which the foam comes out. Unfortunately, Sasuke was still holding down the button, and was jet packed off the monument. Naruto snorted.
"Smart one, Sasuck," Naruto smirked, shouting off the side in which Sasuke fell off.
"FUCK YOU NARUTO!!" Sasuke shouted from below. Sakura looked over the monument and winced. That defiantly hurt.
--
A few moments later, Sasuke was back on the monument thinking up a new way to get rid of the snow.
"How... how shall it be done?!" Sasuke asked out loud.
"I have no clue," Sakura sweat dropped.
"How about we make a giant heater and place it in the sky and make sure it rains in stead of snows!" Naruto said as if he were a moronic preppy, stereotypical blond cheerleader. No offense to cheerleaders. Notice how I said stereotypical?
"Now why didn't I think of that...?" Sasuke asked stupidly.
"I was being sarcastic moron," Naruto twitched. "You can't put things on the clouds."
"So says you kid," growled a man with platinum blond hair, and a crazy looking head band, no shirt and funny baggy pants.
"Who are you?" team seven chorused.
"I am Eneru, I AM GOD!!" he shouted, thunder and lightening in the background.
"D00d," Naruto stated. SUDDENLY a girl with short light brown hair, a white tank top, jeans and a red sweater around her waist appeared from thin air and started thwacking Eneru.
"SO THERE YOU ARE!!" she shouted angrily.
"Aw crap, not you again!!" Eneru cried, shielding himself from the girl. "I thought I lost you!!"
"YOU THOUGHT WRONG YOU MORON!!" she continued her tyranny.
"Are you still mad that I hurt that Roronoa Zoro guy?" he asked in a whiney voice.
"Of course, why else would I be chasing you around and trying to kill you?" she asked almost calmly.
"Because you're CRAZEH?" Eneru asked meekly.
"EHHN!!! WRONG!!" A green haired dude suddenly appeared.
"Don't we know you?" Naruto asked.
"Of course not, oh wait yeah. You're the dude that was there when Luffy decided to take the old dudes chair, except the black haired dude was in a tutu," the guy stated.
"Oh, so whats up dude?" Naruto asked, as it a girl wasn't beating on a guy who claimed to be god.
"Eh, trying to get one of my crazy fangirls to stop attacking that dude, you?" he asked.
"Meh, trying to get rid of snow, because he's stupid," Naruto pointed at Sasuke.
"Ah, wow, we both have to deal with stupid people," the two sighed. "You know what? You should take him to Idiots Anonymous. It'll help... it helped almost everyone anyways..."
"Who didn't it help?" Naruto asked curiously. The green haired man sighed, and grabbed the back of the girl's shirt.
"Luffy," he stated. "Apparently he's too dense to be helped."
"I feel for you man," Naruto said solemnly,
"Me too... anyways, nice chatting with you, but I should head back to my anime. See you," with that, the green haired man, the girl, and Eneru were out with a poof.
"That was fun," Naruto stated.
"But it doesn't solve my problem," Sasuke fumed.
"Sasuke... have you ever thought it's an irrational fear?" Sakura suggested. Sasuke became all dramatically angry.
"I THINK NOT!!" he shouted, with little fans popping out of his head and... Woo, too much Furuba for me.
"Meep, sorry I asked," Sakura squeaked. For a few minutes they sat in silence.
----
Yep too much Furuba... believe me... WAYY too much...
Sasuck is my special nickname for our favourite avenger (: It's actually a typo... I hadn't actually meant it... but it fits.
Oddly enough, I have finished typing the entire story, and if you guys are kind, I shall be giving you Sasuke's reasons for being afraid of snow!! I have that typed up too. bows I know you all love me nn
Umm... oh yeah!! Did you all like Eneru, Zoro's and my friend Lil-chan's cameo?! Ah haha, Lil-chan is like, one of the most obsessive people I've ever met. huggles Zoro plushie Eneru is such a bastard...
Randumb 1- AH HAHAHA!! Oh my good goddess, I saw your name on the review and I was like "xDD NICE PUN!!" Yosh!! Power to the crazy! You wanna know what's crazy though? "CRAZEH" is actually a correct spelling in my Microsoft Word dictionary... but 'conviently' isn't. oO
Carrot stix- Yes, cheese makes everything better. Just like cake. But, nutshells make everything cramped neh? AH!! I played Zelda!! I sucked at it!! O: It was amusing how much I sucked. I made my friend twitch.
Cookie- OMGGB!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER LEAVE ME!! sob sob I'm so sorry!! Please forgive me!! Erm... what is it you're asking for now? I didn't quite catch that...
Blitz-kun- nn;; Neh neh, it was the only way I could think to put Sakura in the fic however so, she had to make sure her pantyhose were okay... speaking of which, he never takes them off...
Kashisenshey- shakes you WAKE UP!!! DON'T DIE!! NOO!!! Don't worry, Sasuck was actually wearing pantyhose on his head... it'll make a good picture... (:
Now I shall go draw funny things... whooo... I think I need a break...
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the insanity that follows this. However, if I did own any of the characters, I would be quite frightened seeing as I am a girl and not a (age here) year old man. Thank you.
----
Chapter 6: Of Cameos and Uchiha-bunny death glares.
---
"So... now what?" Naruto asked Sasuke, placing his hands behind his head.
"Obviously we need to go to the highest point and blast the sky with the fire extinguisher!" Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Only an idiot wouldn't know that!"
"... Right, sure Sasuke," Naruto said, humoring the delusional boy. Well, there's a first. So the three began their great journey to the highest point in Konoha: Hokage monument. It was a great battle, them against nature, nature against them. But in the end they... were the winners.
"Wow, it's great to be a ninja and you can just jump up large rocks... Like Hokage monument!" Sakura said brightly. Don't say anything...
"... Okay, we're here... what are we going to do?" Naruto yawned, he was not easily amused by this. Not even Shikamaru would—oh wait, forget I started that simile. Please forgive me...
"Must I explain everything?" Sasuke demanded dramatically. Dude, he is so a preteen drama queen!
"No," Sakura and Naruto chorused. Sasuke glared his Uchiha-Bunny Death Glare of DOOM ™
"Ah... of course you do Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said quickly.
"Why'd you change your answer?" Naruto peered at Sakura curiously. Sakura elbowed him.
"Sasuke glaring at you with that glare never means a good thing. Such as being rejected for the 3476593rd time," Sakura explained in a hushed whisper. Which is actually redundant, but whatever.
"... and I care because...?" Naruto moved his hand tell her to go on. Sakura whapped Naruto on the head.
"Don't be stupid!" she crossed her arms indignantly.
"Would you two shut up and help me with this?!" Sasuke whined pathetically. Naruto and Sakura turned to see Sasuke with the fire extinguisher pointed at the sky. He was holding down the button, and it technically should have been working.
But it wasn't.
"WHY ISN'T IT WORKING!?!" Sasuke sobbed.
"Ah, it's because of this weasel!" Sakura said. Wow, is she smart? She plucked a mini weasel from the hole in which the foam comes out. Unfortunately, Sasuke was still holding down the button, and was jet packed off the monument. Naruto snorted.
"Smart one, Sasuck," Naruto smirked, shouting off the side in which Sasuke fell off.
"FUCK YOU NARUTO!!" Sasuke shouted from below. Sakura looked over the monument and winced. That defiantly hurt.
--
A few moments later, Sasuke was back on the monument thinking up a new way to get rid of the snow.
"How... how shall it be done?!" Sasuke asked out loud.
"I have no clue," Sakura sweat dropped.
"How about we make a giant heater and place it in the sky and make sure it rains in stead of snows!" Naruto said as if he were a moronic preppy, stereotypical blond cheerleader. No offense to cheerleaders. Notice how I said stereotypical?
"Now why didn't I think of that...?" Sasuke asked stupidly.
"I was being sarcastic moron," Naruto twitched. "You can't put things on the clouds."
"So says you kid," growled a man with platinum blond hair, and a crazy looking head band, no shirt and funny baggy pants.
"Who are you?" team seven chorused.
"I am Eneru, I AM GOD!!" he shouted, thunder and lightening in the background.
"D00d," Naruto stated. SUDDENLY a girl with short light brown hair, a white tank top, jeans and a red sweater around her waist appeared from thin air and started thwacking Eneru.
"SO THERE YOU ARE!!" she shouted angrily.
"Aw crap, not you again!!" Eneru cried, shielding himself from the girl. "I thought I lost you!!"
"YOU THOUGHT WRONG YOU MORON!!" she continued her tyranny.
"Are you still mad that I hurt that Roronoa Zoro guy?" he asked in a whiney voice.
"Of course, why else would I be chasing you around and trying to kill you?" she asked almost calmly.
"Because you're CRAZEH?" Eneru asked meekly.
"EHHN!!! WRONG!!" A green haired dude suddenly appeared.
"Don't we know you?" Naruto asked.
"Of course not, oh wait yeah. You're the dude that was there when Luffy decided to take the old dudes chair, except the black haired dude was in a tutu," the guy stated.
"Oh, so whats up dude?" Naruto asked, as it a girl wasn't beating on a guy who claimed to be god.
"Eh, trying to get one of my crazy fangirls to stop attacking that dude, you?" he asked.
"Meh, trying to get rid of snow, because he's stupid," Naruto pointed at Sasuke.
"Ah, wow, we both have to deal with stupid people," the two sighed. "You know what? You should take him to Idiots Anonymous. It'll help... it helped almost everyone anyways..."
"Who didn't it help?" Naruto asked curiously. The green haired man sighed, and grabbed the back of the girl's shirt.
"Luffy," he stated. "Apparently he's too dense to be helped."
"I feel for you man," Naruto said solemnly,
"Me too... anyways, nice chatting with you, but I should head back to my anime. See you," with that, the green haired man, the girl, and Eneru were out with a poof.
"That was fun," Naruto stated.
"But it doesn't solve my problem," Sasuke fumed.
"Sasuke... have you ever thought it's an irrational fear?" Sakura suggested. Sasuke became all dramatically angry.
"I THINK NOT!!" he shouted, with little fans popping out of his head and... Woo, too much Furuba for me.
"Meep, sorry I asked," Sakura squeaked. For a few minutes they sat in silence.
----
Yep too much Furuba... believe me... WAYY too much...
Sasuck is my special nickname for our favourite avenger (: It's actually a typo... I hadn't actually meant it... but it fits.
Oddly enough, I have finished typing the entire story, and if you guys are kind, I shall be giving you Sasuke's reasons for being afraid of snow!! I have that typed up too. bows I know you all love me nn
Umm... oh yeah!! Did you all like Eneru, Zoro's and my friend Lil-chan's cameo?! Ah haha, Lil-chan is like, one of the most obsessive people I've ever met. huggles Zoro plushie Eneru is such a bastard...
Randumb 1- AH HAHAHA!! Oh my good goddess, I saw your name on the review and I was like "xDD NICE PUN!!" Yosh!! Power to the crazy! You wanna know what's crazy though? "CRAZEH" is actually a correct spelling in my Microsoft Word dictionary... but 'conviently' isn't. oO
Carrot stix- Yes, cheese makes everything better. Just like cake. But, nutshells make everything cramped neh? AH!! I played Zelda!! I sucked at it!! O: It was amusing how much I sucked. I made my friend twitch.
Cookie- OMGGB!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER LEAVE ME!! sob sob I'm so sorry!! Please forgive me!! Erm... what is it you're asking for now? I didn't quite catch that...
Blitz-kun- nn;; Neh neh, it was the only way I could think to put Sakura in the fic however so, she had to make sure her pantyhose were okay... speaking of which, he never takes them off...
Kashisenshey- shakes you WAKE UP!!! DON'T DIE!! NOO!!! Don't worry, Sasuck was actually wearing pantyhose on his head... it'll make a good picture... (:
Now I shall go draw funny things... whooo... I think I need a break...