Castle On A Hill

There is a castle on a hill

I like to go there every year

Staircases move around my feet

There is a castle on a hill

there are dorm rooms where I sleep

four poster beds that are so soft

trolls are not allowed in the halls

not in the castle on a hill

there is a man with a long white beard

helps protect us from You-Know-Who

his eyes they twinkle, he eats lemon drops

he says "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

I know a place where Neville's lost

I know a place where brooms will fly

Fanged Frisbees are not allowed

Not in the castle on a hill