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Chapter 7: Bench Weasel!
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"I gotta go now Sasuke. Even though technically it doesn't matter when I'm home, I told my house I'd be home at 8," Naruto said randomly. "Ja you two!" and he ran off.
"Yeah, Sasuke-kun. I gotta go now too. Good luck with your err... mission," Sakura waved and ran off.
Sasuke watched Sakura's retreating back, and then headed towards his favourite sitting rock to... you know... sit...
Upon arrival, Sasuke saw that there was a random bench across from his rock.
"How absurd! Wait... that sounded too un-me-like, pfft, who cares?" Sasuke glared at a random squirrel, just to get his point across, after all, he was the great Uchiha-bunny! I mean Uchiha Sasuke... That's when he heard foot steps...
That's right, the Uchiha bunny heard footsteps...
Looking down the street he saw...
Hatake "copy nin" Kakashi.
His sensei.
Kakashi sat down on a bench and crossed his right leg over his left and sat there humming a humless tune. A few minutes later he was joined by Kurenai, who also crossed her right leg over her left. They sat silently until...
"Is it time yet?" she asked idly. Kakashi looked at his wristless watch... I mean watchless wrist.
"Not yet," he stated. Soon after they were joined by Gai.
"Hello my eternal rival, my eternal rivals friend-thing," Gai said happily as he too crossed his right leg over his left.
"Hi Gai," they replied almost monotonous. Sitting in silence again, this time Gai was the first to speak.
"Is it time yet?" he asked Kurenai. She shrugged.
"Is it time yet?" she asked Kakashi. Kakashi again looked at his watch.
"No," he replied.
"No," Kurenai told Gai, who nodded. They were then joined by Asuma, who sat in the same position as the rest.
"Is it time yet?" Asuma asked Gai, lighting a cigarette.
"Is it time yet?" Gai asked Kurenai.
"Is it time yet?" Kurenai asked Kakashi, who looked at his wrist and shook his head.
"No," Kakashi said.
"No," Kurenai repeated to Gai.
"No," Gai said sadly to Asuma. They were then joined by Iruka, who also crossed his right leg over his left. They were all silent then when Iruka asked:
"Is it time yet?"
"Is it time yet?" Asuma asked Gai.
"Is it time yet?" Gai asked Kurenai.
"I don't think so, is it time yet?" Kurenai asked Kakashi, who looked at his wrist.
"What in Gods name is he looking at?!" Sasuke asked himself aloud.
"No," Kakashi told Kurenai.
"No," Kurenai told Gai.
"No," Gai told to Asuma, looking very down cast.
"No go," Asuma told Iruka. They sat idly by until they were joined by—
"What... the... hell... is Zabuza... doing here...?" Sasuke asked himself looking completely confused, and a confused Sasuke is not a happy Sasuke—obviously. "And whats a Zebus anyways?!?!" Zabuza had sat beside Iruka on the bench, with his legs crossed exactly like the rest.
"Hey, is it time yet?" Zabuza yawned.
"Umm... hey, is it time yet?" Iruka asked Asuma.
"Gai, is it time yet?" Asuma asked Gai—obviously.
"Is it time yet?" Gai asked Kurenai, who turned to Kakashi.
"Is it time yet?" she asked almost hopefully. Kakashi looked down at his watchless wrist and gave a big maniacs grin... I think...
"Yes," he said happily.
"Yup!" Kurenai told Gai.
"Now!" Gai told Asuma.
"All clear," Asuma told Iruka.
"Yes," Iruka told Zabuza.
"Finally," Zabuza said. With that, simultaneously they all switched they're legs—left leg crossed over the right. Sasuke fell off his rock.
"What the hell was that?!?" Sasuke demanded. "They wasted ten minutes of my life with THAT?!" Sasuke fumed and stomped off rambling how horrible it was that they DARED to waste his, Uchiha Sasuke's life. Phacha! He still had to figure out a way for it to stop snowing!
That's when it hit him.
Well, more of, he hit it. But that's just a technicality. Who needs those?
Anyways, Uchiha Sasuke...
Tripped on a weasel hole.
"Bah! STUPID WEASEL!! YOU ARE NOT GREAT ENOUGH TO DIG A HOLE IN THE PATH THAT I WALK!! YOU ARE MERELY DIRT!" Sasuke shouted at the fleeing weasel. "That's right! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE!!"
"Sasuke-san... what are you doing?" a cheery voice asked.
"Umm... yelling at a weasel?" Sasuke supplied, turning to see the miniature toothpaste wonder! Rock Lee! His name sounds like broccoli, but it's not. Isn't that cool!?
"Oh, okay, continue on! I must continue my 558975254 laps around the village! BYE!" with that Lee ran off. This left Sasuke to curse, what if that broccoli thought he was crazy? Then his reputation would be over! OVER!! And an over reputation does not make a happy Uchiha-bunny.
Now, it's funny because the habits of the Uchiha-bunny change as they get older. Let's go into a flash back of when Uchiha Itachi-bunny was a young one. It'll prove what I mean.
FLASHBACK!! SHOOMP!!
A four year old Itachi skipped merrily home. After all, his mom was going to have a baby soon! He hoped it was a guy, and then he could teach him things! And huggle him! And love him! And cuddle with him when they were both afraid. Yep, life would be different after this baby was around.
Then he had someone to train with too. But not train to become a ninja, nah, who wanted that? Itachi wanted to train to be a mascot!
Of course, Itachi would need great stamina for this dream job, after all what if some kids wanted to push him over? He'd have to run in a big costume. But that was the only down side to this job. Yep, he'd be... THE GREATEST MASCOT OF ALL TIME!
"Itachi..." his father called. Itachi skipped to his father.
"Hai 'Tousan?!" Itachi asked excitedly. His father sweat dropped.
"Tomorrow you start at the academy," his father told him. Itachi gasped and fell to his knees.
"NO!!! MY CARE FREE DAYS AS A CHILD WITH DREAMS ARE OVER!!" Itachi said dramatically. His father stepped back from the child. "Wait... what kind of academy?" Itachi asked stopping his inner-outer monologue momentarily.
"Erm... ninja?" his father flinched as Itachi continued to scream. He sighed and walked off. After all, Itachi did the same thing when told he was going to have a younger sibling eight months ago.
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As you can tell, Itachi-bunny has changed a lot from his care free days as a child with dreams. Of course, none of us really care. But whatever, we still love him. But not Kisame. Eww... Kisame....
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Sasuke lay in his bed. Maybe he was just being overly paranoid. After all, it was just snow... nothing horrible could happen...
Except... that. Or this, or maybe even... that!
NO! Sasuke shook his head of the horrid thoughts of that day. No, not THAT day, that day! Silly! Don't get your day's confused!!
Sasuke thought back to the weasel. No, not his brother. He thought about it for a few minutes, then it clicked.
A HOLE!!
A gigantic hole!
He would dig a gigantic and HOPEFULLY, hopefully the snow would all fall in and he could.... MELT IT!! Yes! Melt all the snow!! WITH THE FLAME THROWER!! MUA HAHAHAHA!!
But where would he get the flame thrower?! Ah who cared? He was so close to getting rid of snow!!
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Sasuke had quickly run home and grabbed a shovel and then headed towards the center of the town. What better place to dig a gigantic hole to catch all the snow?
Our Uchiha-bunny had reached the 2 meter line, when Neji and TenTen randomly wandered by.
"Erm, Sasuke...?" TenTen asked, peering down the hole.
"What?!" Sasuke snapped, staring up at TenTen and Neji.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Neji asked bluntly.
"I'm digging a hole to put all the snow in so I can melt it. Why?' Sasuke asked.
"Ah... no reason..." TenTen said. "Have fun!!" she called nervously ushering Neji away.
"What freaks," Sasuke said, rolling his eyes and continuing his work.
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A bout an hour later, Sasuke was still digging.
"Wow, it's a long way to the center of the earth," he commented to no one in particular.
"Indeed it is, glad you realized that!" said a random voice.
"WAH!!" Sasuke shrieked, echoing around the room. "Who are you?!"
"Who am I? WHO AM I?!" the person who was... randomly there. "I'm someone who has a name that most people wouldn't know until someone told them," Kotetsu stated.
"Erm... right. So random bit character, what do you want?" Sasuke asked casually.
"Ah you know, the usual, power, destruction—OH!! You mean like... I get it. Erm, Tsunade-sama wanted to see you in her office," he stated and disappeared.
"Meh, okay," Sasuke said and walked towards Tsunade's office, ditching his shovel.
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For those of you who read Kakashi and the Packing Tape... Can you guess what's coming??
((Evil maniacal laughter))
Ah, and what the teachers were doing was from my Algonquin trip in grade seven. It was so stupid I had to put it in!! I mean, you can't live without seeing all them teachers and the dead guy do something stupid!!
YO-chan (Yugi-obsessed)- nn glad I made you laugh!! Ah haha, liked the Idiots Anonymous did you? And yes, that did make sense. Maybe even some dollars if your lucky.
BigFatBirdWithNoLegs- My thoughts exactly.
Carrot stix- Ah, I love One Piece, so of course it was dragged in!! They do, do they? Well, I should suppose I shouldn't knock it before I try it then neh? I'll remember to rent a nutshell to live in next weekend >0
Kashisenshey- Oh dear... please don't die of laughter...
Kitsune- You got yourself a deal dudette!! >D loves brownies
Kyuubi-chan- YES!! Zoro rocks!! One Piece rocks!! Ah hahaha hides from One Piece haters Furuba fit in because well... you know how when Kyou-kun gets mad, cat ears pop out of his head? Sasuck had fans pop out of his head when he got mad. Why? Because for some strange reason I think that Uchiha means fan. That and the Uchiha's are obsessive with their little fan things... Yeah... snickers Can't think of anything without nose bleeds? Ah, don't worry, soon all shall be revealed... soon... very... Orochimaru laugh here Sasuke doesn't share because... his father didn't share with him.
Blitz-kun- What am I smoking? You really wanna know? Well, I'll tell ya, just don't tell Bakura-sama... looks around and whispers I'm smoking Yugi!! ((. . . it makes sense if you look at Yugi's hair the right way...))
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Chapter 7: Bench Weasel!
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"I gotta go now Sasuke. Even though technically it doesn't matter when I'm home, I told my house I'd be home at 8," Naruto said randomly. "Ja you two!" and he ran off.
"Yeah, Sasuke-kun. I gotta go now too. Good luck with your err... mission," Sakura waved and ran off.
Sasuke watched Sakura's retreating back, and then headed towards his favourite sitting rock to... you know... sit...
Upon arrival, Sasuke saw that there was a random bench across from his rock.
"How absurd! Wait... that sounded too un-me-like, pfft, who cares?" Sasuke glared at a random squirrel, just to get his point across, after all, he was the great Uchiha-bunny! I mean Uchiha Sasuke... That's when he heard foot steps...
That's right, the Uchiha bunny heard footsteps...
Looking down the street he saw...
Hatake "copy nin" Kakashi.
His sensei.
Kakashi sat down on a bench and crossed his right leg over his left and sat there humming a humless tune. A few minutes later he was joined by Kurenai, who also crossed her right leg over her left. They sat silently until...
"Is it time yet?" she asked idly. Kakashi looked at his wristless watch... I mean watchless wrist.
"Not yet," he stated. Soon after they were joined by Gai.
"Hello my eternal rival, my eternal rivals friend-thing," Gai said happily as he too crossed his right leg over his left.
"Hi Gai," they replied almost monotonous. Sitting in silence again, this time Gai was the first to speak.
"Is it time yet?" he asked Kurenai. She shrugged.
"Is it time yet?" she asked Kakashi. Kakashi again looked at his watch.
"No," he replied.
"No," Kurenai told Gai, who nodded. They were then joined by Asuma, who sat in the same position as the rest.
"Is it time yet?" Asuma asked Gai, lighting a cigarette.
"Is it time yet?" Gai asked Kurenai.
"Is it time yet?" Kurenai asked Kakashi, who looked at his wrist and shook his head.
"No," Kakashi said.
"No," Kurenai repeated to Gai.
"No," Gai said sadly to Asuma. They were then joined by Iruka, who also crossed his right leg over his left. They were all silent then when Iruka asked:
"Is it time yet?"
"Is it time yet?" Asuma asked Gai.
"Is it time yet?" Gai asked Kurenai.
"I don't think so, is it time yet?" Kurenai asked Kakashi, who looked at his wrist.
"What in Gods name is he looking at?!" Sasuke asked himself aloud.
"No," Kakashi told Kurenai.
"No," Kurenai told Gai.
"No," Gai told to Asuma, looking very down cast.
"No go," Asuma told Iruka. They sat idly by until they were joined by—
"What... the... hell... is Zabuza... doing here...?" Sasuke asked himself looking completely confused, and a confused Sasuke is not a happy Sasuke—obviously. "And whats a Zebus anyways?!?!" Zabuza had sat beside Iruka on the bench, with his legs crossed exactly like the rest.
"Hey, is it time yet?" Zabuza yawned.
"Umm... hey, is it time yet?" Iruka asked Asuma.
"Gai, is it time yet?" Asuma asked Gai—obviously.
"Is it time yet?" Gai asked Kurenai, who turned to Kakashi.
"Is it time yet?" she asked almost hopefully. Kakashi looked down at his watchless wrist and gave a big maniacs grin... I think...
"Yes," he said happily.
"Yup!" Kurenai told Gai.
"Now!" Gai told Asuma.
"All clear," Asuma told Iruka.
"Yes," Iruka told Zabuza.
"Finally," Zabuza said. With that, simultaneously they all switched they're legs—left leg crossed over the right. Sasuke fell off his rock.
"What the hell was that?!?" Sasuke demanded. "They wasted ten minutes of my life with THAT?!" Sasuke fumed and stomped off rambling how horrible it was that they DARED to waste his, Uchiha Sasuke's life. Phacha! He still had to figure out a way for it to stop snowing!
That's when it hit him.
Well, more of, he hit it. But that's just a technicality. Who needs those?
Anyways, Uchiha Sasuke...
Tripped on a weasel hole.
"Bah! STUPID WEASEL!! YOU ARE NOT GREAT ENOUGH TO DIG A HOLE IN THE PATH THAT I WALK!! YOU ARE MERELY DIRT!" Sasuke shouted at the fleeing weasel. "That's right! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE!!"
"Sasuke-san... what are you doing?" a cheery voice asked.
"Umm... yelling at a weasel?" Sasuke supplied, turning to see the miniature toothpaste wonder! Rock Lee! His name sounds like broccoli, but it's not. Isn't that cool!?
"Oh, okay, continue on! I must continue my 558975254 laps around the village! BYE!" with that Lee ran off. This left Sasuke to curse, what if that broccoli thought he was crazy? Then his reputation would be over! OVER!! And an over reputation does not make a happy Uchiha-bunny.
Now, it's funny because the habits of the Uchiha-bunny change as they get older. Let's go into a flash back of when Uchiha Itachi-bunny was a young one. It'll prove what I mean.
FLASHBACK!! SHOOMP!!
A four year old Itachi skipped merrily home. After all, his mom was going to have a baby soon! He hoped it was a guy, and then he could teach him things! And huggle him! And love him! And cuddle with him when they were both afraid. Yep, life would be different after this baby was around.
Then he had someone to train with too. But not train to become a ninja, nah, who wanted that? Itachi wanted to train to be a mascot!
Of course, Itachi would need great stamina for this dream job, after all what if some kids wanted to push him over? He'd have to run in a big costume. But that was the only down side to this job. Yep, he'd be... THE GREATEST MASCOT OF ALL TIME!
"Itachi..." his father called. Itachi skipped to his father.
"Hai 'Tousan?!" Itachi asked excitedly. His father sweat dropped.
"Tomorrow you start at the academy," his father told him. Itachi gasped and fell to his knees.
"NO!!! MY CARE FREE DAYS AS A CHILD WITH DREAMS ARE OVER!!" Itachi said dramatically. His father stepped back from the child. "Wait... what kind of academy?" Itachi asked stopping his inner-outer monologue momentarily.
"Erm... ninja?" his father flinched as Itachi continued to scream. He sighed and walked off. After all, Itachi did the same thing when told he was going to have a younger sibling eight months ago.
--
As you can tell, Itachi-bunny has changed a lot from his care free days as a child with dreams. Of course, none of us really care. But whatever, we still love him. But not Kisame. Eww... Kisame....
---
Sasuke lay in his bed. Maybe he was just being overly paranoid. After all, it was just snow... nothing horrible could happen...
Except... that. Or this, or maybe even... that!
NO! Sasuke shook his head of the horrid thoughts of that day. No, not THAT day, that day! Silly! Don't get your day's confused!!
Sasuke thought back to the weasel. No, not his brother. He thought about it for a few minutes, then it clicked.
A HOLE!!
A gigantic hole!
He would dig a gigantic and HOPEFULLY, hopefully the snow would all fall in and he could.... MELT IT!! Yes! Melt all the snow!! WITH THE FLAME THROWER!! MUA HAHAHAHA!!
But where would he get the flame thrower?! Ah who cared? He was so close to getting rid of snow!!
---
Sasuke had quickly run home and grabbed a shovel and then headed towards the center of the town. What better place to dig a gigantic hole to catch all the snow?
Our Uchiha-bunny had reached the 2 meter line, when Neji and TenTen randomly wandered by.
"Erm, Sasuke...?" TenTen asked, peering down the hole.
"What?!" Sasuke snapped, staring up at TenTen and Neji.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Neji asked bluntly.
"I'm digging a hole to put all the snow in so I can melt it. Why?' Sasuke asked.
"Ah... no reason..." TenTen said. "Have fun!!" she called nervously ushering Neji away.
"What freaks," Sasuke said, rolling his eyes and continuing his work.
--
A bout an hour later, Sasuke was still digging.
"Wow, it's a long way to the center of the earth," he commented to no one in particular.
"Indeed it is, glad you realized that!" said a random voice.
"WAH!!" Sasuke shrieked, echoing around the room. "Who are you?!"
"Who am I? WHO AM I?!" the person who was... randomly there. "I'm someone who has a name that most people wouldn't know until someone told them," Kotetsu stated.
"Erm... right. So random bit character, what do you want?" Sasuke asked casually.
"Ah you know, the usual, power, destruction—OH!! You mean like... I get it. Erm, Tsunade-sama wanted to see you in her office," he stated and disappeared.
"Meh, okay," Sasuke said and walked towards Tsunade's office, ditching his shovel.
---
For those of you who read Kakashi and the Packing Tape... Can you guess what's coming??
((Evil maniacal laughter))
Ah, and what the teachers were doing was from my Algonquin trip in grade seven. It was so stupid I had to put it in!! I mean, you can't live without seeing all them teachers and the dead guy do something stupid!!
YO-chan (Yugi-obsessed)- nn glad I made you laugh!! Ah haha, liked the Idiots Anonymous did you? And yes, that did make sense. Maybe even some dollars if your lucky.
BigFatBirdWithNoLegs- My thoughts exactly.
Carrot stix- Ah, I love One Piece, so of course it was dragged in!! They do, do they? Well, I should suppose I shouldn't knock it before I try it then neh? I'll remember to rent a nutshell to live in next weekend >0
Kashisenshey- Oh dear... please don't die of laughter...
Kitsune- You got yourself a deal dudette!! >D loves brownies
Kyuubi-chan- YES!! Zoro rocks!! One Piece rocks!! Ah hahaha hides from One Piece haters Furuba fit in because well... you know how when Kyou-kun gets mad, cat ears pop out of his head? Sasuck had fans pop out of his head when he got mad. Why? Because for some strange reason I think that Uchiha means fan. That and the Uchiha's are obsessive with their little fan things... Yeah... snickers Can't think of anything without nose bleeds? Ah, don't worry, soon all shall be revealed... soon... very... Orochimaru laugh here Sasuke doesn't share because... his father didn't share with him.
Blitz-kun- What am I smoking? You really wanna know? Well, I'll tell ya, just don't tell Bakura-sama... looks around and whispers I'm smoking Yugi!! ((. . . it makes sense if you look at Yugi's hair the right way...))