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Chapter 8: The chapter that I can't think of a title for
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Sasuke sat in front of Tsunade, in her office... or room... whatever that thing is. He was quite frightened, for you see Tsunade was sitting her back too him, laughing maniacally and staring out the window.
"Uh... Hokage-sama...?" Sasuke asked. Tsunade choked and fell off her chair.
"Ah! What are you doing here?!?" the old woman asked.
"Erm... sitting? You asked me to come..." Sasuke reminded her. Tsunade nodded.
"I just wanted to tell you," Tsunade suddenly looked very creepy. You know like when a character is trying to scare their siblings by making something up? Yeah, she made that face. Sasuke, being the weirdo he is being younger and less intelligent than she, coward in fear. "I'm going to eat your children!" she said in a creepy scratchy voice.
"AH!! NO!! NOT MY CHILDREN!!!" Sasuke screamed, and he ran out of the room. Tsunade laughed maniacally again and suddenly held her head in pain.
"Itai! Where'd this hang-over come from?! Oh wait, I was just asleep... was I laughing maniacally in my sleep again? Oh well..."
On the other side of the door
Sasuke breathed heavily. Tsunade almost ate his children! Then it dawned on our young, stupid user of the legendary ninja prowess that I keep mentioning.
"Wait a sec... I don't have children!" Sasuke looked mad. Then he shrugged. "Meh..." He walked towards his hole again.
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After he arrived he found a bunch of random villagers in the hole.
"What're you guys doing down there?!" he demanded angrily. How dare they fall into his magical snow catching hole!!
"We're sorry Uchiha-sama, we who are unworthy fell pathetically into your nice placed magical snow catching hole," the people chorused.
"Damned straight," Sasuke responded. "Now be so kind as to leave it."
"We can't," said someone.
"And besides, you can't catch all the snow in this hole," someone else pointed out.
"That random person is right!" someone gasped. They all started yelling random things and so, our Uchiha-bunny became confused.
"AHH!!!" he shouted and random home, ditching his shovel, the people, the hole, and all...
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When Sasuke reached his home, he collapsed in his bed that was, surprisingly convenient at the bottom of the stairs!! He allowed it to bring him to his room, even though it's only somewhat physically impossible.
"Oh well, figure it out in the morning," Sasuke grumbled and rolled over and went to sleep. But not before changing into his pajamas!! Who could forget to do that, I mean that's just silly!! Who would sleep in their clothes from that day... NO!! Not that day, the day that has just past. Stupid.
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Sasuke opened his window. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the breeze was cold, there was pure white, untouched snow on the ground. Yep, today was going to be a perfect day for revenge. Sasuke walked away from the window going over in his head all the things he could possibly torture Itachi with when it clicked. There was snow.
On the ground.
Near him.
On the ground.
It was snow.
All over.
Snow.
Oh crap.
"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke screamed in agony. He could not believe this happened. After all he did! NO! I couldn't end like this!!
But Sasuke had to admit defeat...
At least, after he had one last chance. Sasuke ran into a closet. Literally, with the slamming and the pain too! Anyways, he rummaged there for a bit then pulled out....
A really ugly electric fan. Like, I mean this was hideous! It was navy, with the Uchiha symbol on it and—oh... whoops...
Sasuke ran outside, half sky clad, carrying the fan. Standing on his door step he plugged the fan in at the conviently placed plug in the front hall AND TURNED THAT SUCKER ON!!
And it blew...
And blew...
And...
"Erm... Sasuke, what are you doing?" a voice asked timidly.
"Trying to blow the snow away!! What else?" Sasuke asked, slightly peeved.
"It looks like your half sky clad being an idiot about to get hypothermia," Sakura stated, who happened to be the timid voice!! DUN DUN DUNN!!!
"Eh?" Sasuke peered down at himself and realized indeed that his shirt was missing. "Oops..."
"Plus, you can't just blow snow away Sasuke-kun," Sakura stated calmly snatching the fan from his numb hands. Sasuke dropped his head. Not literally this time fools!
"I guess that's it," Sasuke sighed sadly. He had admitted defeat.
"Come on Sasuke," Sakura cooed. "Let's go get you hot chocolate or something," Sakura began steering Sasuke into his house.
"YOU MAY HAVE WON THE BATTLE, BUT YOU HAVEN'T WON THE WAR SNOW!!!" Sasuke shrieked and Sakura sweat droppedly continued to steer Sasuke into his house, hopefully to calm him down.
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oo And so, the end of Sasuke's Snow Problem come to a close...
Yugi-Obsessed- HEY! Leave some for me!! I totally agree with you! Itachi is better than Sasuke!! >D Itachi is hot, Sasuke isn't. That's the way life goes though nn
Hyourin Kage- Serious?! Ah, glad to be of service nn
Kitsune- Aww ): I'm sorry!! Ah, the leg thing is amusing to watch, especially when the people are trying not to giggle evilly. Oo I'll be wary of those bunnies then, thanks for the warning!!
Blitz-kun- >D I do my damnedest sir. And yes, Yugi is some nice shit (:
Sorry Yugi, but it's the truth!!
Although the chapters have finished, I have one last promise to fulfill. Within the next week, I shall be putting up the 'Prologue: Explanation'. MUA HAHAHA!! Finished before the end of summer. I feel so pro!!
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Chapter 8: The chapter that I can't think of a title for
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Sasuke sat in front of Tsunade, in her office... or room... whatever that thing is. He was quite frightened, for you see Tsunade was sitting her back too him, laughing maniacally and staring out the window.
"Uh... Hokage-sama...?" Sasuke asked. Tsunade choked and fell off her chair.
"Ah! What are you doing here?!?" the old woman asked.
"Erm... sitting? You asked me to come..." Sasuke reminded her. Tsunade nodded.
"I just wanted to tell you," Tsunade suddenly looked very creepy. You know like when a character is trying to scare their siblings by making something up? Yeah, she made that face. Sasuke, being the weirdo he is being younger and less intelligent than she, coward in fear. "I'm going to eat your children!" she said in a creepy scratchy voice.
"AH!! NO!! NOT MY CHILDREN!!!" Sasuke screamed, and he ran out of the room. Tsunade laughed maniacally again and suddenly held her head in pain.
"Itai! Where'd this hang-over come from?! Oh wait, I was just asleep... was I laughing maniacally in my sleep again? Oh well..."
On the other side of the door
Sasuke breathed heavily. Tsunade almost ate his children! Then it dawned on our young, stupid user of the legendary ninja prowess that I keep mentioning.
"Wait a sec... I don't have children!" Sasuke looked mad. Then he shrugged. "Meh..." He walked towards his hole again.
--
After he arrived he found a bunch of random villagers in the hole.
"What're you guys doing down there?!" he demanded angrily. How dare they fall into his magical snow catching hole!!
"We're sorry Uchiha-sama, we who are unworthy fell pathetically into your nice placed magical snow catching hole," the people chorused.
"Damned straight," Sasuke responded. "Now be so kind as to leave it."
"We can't," said someone.
"And besides, you can't catch all the snow in this hole," someone else pointed out.
"That random person is right!" someone gasped. They all started yelling random things and so, our Uchiha-bunny became confused.
"AHH!!!" he shouted and random home, ditching his shovel, the people, the hole, and all...
--
When Sasuke reached his home, he collapsed in his bed that was, surprisingly convenient at the bottom of the stairs!! He allowed it to bring him to his room, even though it's only somewhat physically impossible.
"Oh well, figure it out in the morning," Sasuke grumbled and rolled over and went to sleep. But not before changing into his pajamas!! Who could forget to do that, I mean that's just silly!! Who would sleep in their clothes from that day... NO!! Not that day, the day that has just past. Stupid.
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Sasuke opened his window. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the breeze was cold, there was pure white, untouched snow on the ground. Yep, today was going to be a perfect day for revenge. Sasuke walked away from the window going over in his head all the things he could possibly torture Itachi with when it clicked. There was snow.
On the ground.
Near him.
On the ground.
It was snow.
All over.
Snow.
Oh crap.
"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke screamed in agony. He could not believe this happened. After all he did! NO! I couldn't end like this!!
But Sasuke had to admit defeat...
At least, after he had one last chance. Sasuke ran into a closet. Literally, with the slamming and the pain too! Anyways, he rummaged there for a bit then pulled out....
A really ugly electric fan. Like, I mean this was hideous! It was navy, with the Uchiha symbol on it and—oh... whoops...
Sasuke ran outside, half sky clad, carrying the fan. Standing on his door step he plugged the fan in at the conviently placed plug in the front hall AND TURNED THAT SUCKER ON!!
And it blew...
And blew...
And...
"Erm... Sasuke, what are you doing?" a voice asked timidly.
"Trying to blow the snow away!! What else?" Sasuke asked, slightly peeved.
"It looks like your half sky clad being an idiot about to get hypothermia," Sakura stated, who happened to be the timid voice!! DUN DUN DUNN!!!
"Eh?" Sasuke peered down at himself and realized indeed that his shirt was missing. "Oops..."
"Plus, you can't just blow snow away Sasuke-kun," Sakura stated calmly snatching the fan from his numb hands. Sasuke dropped his head. Not literally this time fools!
"I guess that's it," Sasuke sighed sadly. He had admitted defeat.
"Come on Sasuke," Sakura cooed. "Let's go get you hot chocolate or something," Sakura began steering Sasuke into his house.
"YOU MAY HAVE WON THE BATTLE, BUT YOU HAVEN'T WON THE WAR SNOW!!!" Sasuke shrieked and Sakura sweat droppedly continued to steer Sasuke into his house, hopefully to calm him down.
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oo And so, the end of Sasuke's Snow Problem come to a close...
Yugi-Obsessed- HEY! Leave some for me!! I totally agree with you! Itachi is better than Sasuke!! >D Itachi is hot, Sasuke isn't. That's the way life goes though nn
Hyourin Kage- Serious?! Ah, glad to be of service nn
Kitsune- Aww ): I'm sorry!! Ah, the leg thing is amusing to watch, especially when the people are trying not to giggle evilly. Oo I'll be wary of those bunnies then, thanks for the warning!!
Blitz-kun- >D I do my damnedest sir. And yes, Yugi is some nice shit (:
Sorry Yugi, but it's the truth!!
Although the chapters have finished, I have one last promise to fulfill. Within the next week, I shall be putting up the 'Prologue: Explanation'. MUA HAHAHA!! Finished before the end of summer. I feel so pro!!